Poll'd Apart (2009) Ep 1x07
At the prop house: [Tawni, Nico and Grady are all on their phones and Zora is on the internet.]
Sonny: You guys, come on. Get off the Internet. We have to come up with a sketch for this week's show.
[Everyone ignores her.]
Sonny: You're not even listening to me.
[Everyone still ignores her.]
Sonny: You're not even listening to me when I'm telling you you're not listening to me.
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Tawni: You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.
Sonny: Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?
Tawni: [makes a gagging face]
Sonny: Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?
Tawni: Kuwats?
Sonny: It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]
Tawni: [makes a gagging expression again]
Sonny: Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]
Tawni: Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.
Sonny: Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.
Zora: [opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."
Tawni: [opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]
Sonny: [flips her hair] Okay now it's over.
Tawni: [looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?
Tawni: She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.
Sonny: Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?
Tawni: [crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.
Sonny: Here, just use my skort.
Tawni: Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!
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Sonny: [enters her dressing room with sad violin music playing] Hey Tawni, are you ready to go back to rehers-AHHH! [covers her mouth in shock]
Tawni: [sitting by her mirror with no hair]
Sonny: You shaved your head.
Tawni: Actually it's a bald cap. But symbolically yes, I did shave my head.
Sonny: Sharona has driven you into wearing a bald cap?
Tawni: If I don't have the best hair, I might as well have no hair at all! [sits down]
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Sonny: Well what does it say? Look she-she wrote things on the meat. [reads the meat] "Meat. Dead. You're." [realizes something] You're dead meat! She's threatening us!
Tawni: Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too! [reads the sausages] "If any of you show your faces at the Oh No You Didn'ts, I will tear you all to pieces! Sharona."
Sonny: Come on, we're not really afraid of her. Are we Tawni?
Tawni: I'm a little afraid.
Sonny: Yeah me too.
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Zora: Oh no! She's thinking again!
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Chad: [reading] "Thanks for the memories. Nico and Grady." Do I know a Nico and Grady?
[edit] Fast Friends (2009) Ep 1x08
At the prop house: [Tawni, Nico and Grady are all on their phones and Zora is on the internet.]
Sonny: You guys, come on. Get off the Internet. We have to come up with a sketch for this week's show.
[Everyone ignores her.]
Sonny: You're not even listening to me.
[Everyone still ignores her.]
Sonny: You're not even listening to me when I'm telling you you're not listening to me.
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Tawni: You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.
Sonny: Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?
Tawni: [makes a gagging face]
Sonny: Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?
Tawni: Kuwats?
Sonny: It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]
Tawni: [makes a gagging expression again]
Sonny: Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]
Tawni: Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.
Sonny: Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.
Zora: [opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."
Tawni: [opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]
Sonny: [flips her hair] Okay now it's over.
Tawni: [looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?
Tawni: She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.
Sonny: Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?
Tawni: [crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.
Sonny: Here, just use my skort.
Tawni: Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!
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Sonny: [enters her dressing room with sad violin music playing] Hey Tawni, are you ready to go back to rehers-AHHH! [covers her mouth in shock]
Tawni: [sitting by her mirror with no hair]
Sonny: You shaved your head.
Tawni: Actually it's a bald cap. But symbolically yes, I did shave my head.
Sonny: Sharona has driven you into wearing a bald cap?
Tawni: If I don't have the best hair, I might as well have no hair at all! [sits down]
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Sonny: Well what does it say? Look she-she wrote things on the meat. [reads the meat] "Meat. Dead. You're." [realizes something] You're dead meat! She's threatening us!
Tawni: Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too! [reads the sausages] "If any of you show your faces at the Oh No You Didn'ts, I will tear you all to pieces! Sharona."
Sonny: Come on, we're not really afraid of her. Are we Tawni?
Tawni: I'm a little afraid.
Sonny: Yeah me too.
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Zora: Oh no! She's thinking again!
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Chad: [reading] "Thanks for the memories. Nico and Grady." Do I know a Nico and Grady?
[edit] Fast Friends (2009) Ep 1x08
Poll'd Apart (2009) Ep 1x07
At the prop house: [Tawni, Nico and Grady are all on their phones and Zora is on the internet.]
Sonny: You guys, come on. Get off the Internet. We have to come up with a sketch for this week's show.
[Everyone ignores her.]
Sonny: You're not even listening to me.
[Everyone still ignores her.]
Sonny: You're not even listening to me when I'm telling you you're not listening to me.
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Tawni: You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.
Sonny: Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?
Tawni: [makes a gagging face]
Sonny: Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?
Tawni: Kuwats?
Sonny: It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]
Tawni: [makes a gagging expression again]
Sonny: Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]
Tawni: Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.
Sonny: Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.
Zora: [opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."
Tawni: [opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]
Sonny: [flips her hair] Okay now it's over.
Tawni: [looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?
Tawni: She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.
Sonny: Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?
Tawni: [crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.
Sonny: Here, just use my skort.
Tawni: Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!
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Sonny: [enters her dressing room with sad violin music playing] Hey Tawni, are you ready to go back to rehers-AHHH! [covers her mouth in shock]
Tawni: [sitting by her mirror with no hair]
Sonny: You shaved your head.
Tawni: Actually it's a bald cap. But symbolically yes, I did shave my head.
Sonny: Sharona has driven you into wearing a bald cap?
Tawni: If I don't have the best hair, I might as well have no hair at all! [sits down]
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Sonny: Well what does it say? Look she-she wrote things on the meat. [reads the meat] "Meat. Dead. You're." [realizes something] You're dead meat! She's threatening us!
Tawni: Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too! [reads the sausages] "If any of you show your faces at the Oh No You Didn'ts, I will tear you all to pieces! Sharona."
Sonny: Come on, we're not really afraid of her. Are we Tawni?
Tawni: I'm a little afraid.
Sonny: Yeah me too.
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Zora: Oh no! She's thinking again!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chad: [reading] "Thanks for the memories. Nico and Grady." Do I know a Nico and Grady?
[edit] Fast Friends (2009) Ep 1x08
At the prop house: [Tawni, Nico and Grady are all on their phones and Zora is on the internet.]
Sonny: You guys, come on. Get off the Internet. We have to come up with a sketch for this week's show.
[Everyone ignores her.]
Sonny: You're not even listening to me.
[Everyone still ignores her.]
Sonny: You're not even listening to me when I'm telling you you're not listening to me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tawni: You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.
Sonny: Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?
Tawni: [makes a gagging face]
Sonny: Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?
Tawni: Kuwats?
Sonny: It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]
Tawni: [makes a gagging expression again]
Sonny: Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]
Tawni: Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.
Sonny: Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.
Zora: [opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."
Tawni: [opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]
Sonny: [flips her hair] Okay now it's over.
Tawni: [looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?
Tawni: She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.
Sonny: Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?
Tawni: [crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.
Sonny: Here, just use my skort.
Tawni: Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sonny: [enters her dressing room with sad violin music playing] Hey Tawni, are you ready to go back to rehers-AHHH! [covers her mouth in shock]
Tawni: [sitting by her mirror with no hair]
Sonny: You shaved your head.
Tawni: Actually it's a bald cap. But symbolically yes, I did shave my head.
Sonny: Sharona has driven you into wearing a bald cap?
Tawni: If I don't have the best hair, I might as well have no hair at all! [sits down]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sonny: Well what does it say? Look she-she wrote things on the meat. [reads the meat] "Meat. Dead. You're." [realizes something] You're dead meat! She's threatening us!
Tawni: Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too! [reads the sausages] "If any of you show your faces at the Oh No You Didn'ts, I will tear you all to pieces! Sharona."
Sonny: Come on, we're not really afraid of her. Are we Tawni?
Tawni: I'm a little afraid.
Sonny: Yeah me too.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Zora: Oh no! She's thinking again!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chad: [reading] "Thanks for the memories. Nico and Grady." Do I know a Nico and Grady?
[edit] Fast Friends (2009) Ep 1x08