Cheater Girls (2009) Ep 1x05
Marshall: All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!
Sonny: So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)
Tawni: Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!
Sonny: Yeah right?
Nico: Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check out his vest.
Tawni: His vest? Check out his boots.
Sonny: His boots? Check out his hair.
Nico: Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?
Sonny: (scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!
Tawni: His attitude? Check out his breath.
Nico: You know what? Forget it! (leaves)
Grady: Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check his cereal!
Tawni: Check out his tuna panini!
Grady: Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)
(Sonny and Tawni just stare at him while chewing their gum.)
Sonny: Check out greedy panini guy.
Tawni: Check out his finger in his jacket.
Sonny: Check out his jacket.
Tawni: Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Sonny: Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Grady: I'm trying to rob ya here!
Tawni: Check out Mr. Pushy!
Sonny: Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.
Tawni: His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-
Grady: Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)
Sonny: Check it out, he was kinda cute.
Tawni: Check you out! He was a robber!
Sonny: Not a good one!
Tawni: Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.
Sonny: Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!
Sonny: Check out dance?
Tawni: Check out dance.
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Tawni: Are you insulting me with geometry?
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Marshal: Hello Connie, what brings you down?
Connie: Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.
Sonny: Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?
Marshal: You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.
Connie: You too Marshal.
Marshal: It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.
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Ms. Bitterman: Don't forget you have a geometry test coming up. For everyone but Zora, that means circles ands squares.
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Ms. Bitterman: So Sonny do you know why you are here?
Sonny: No.
Ms. Bitterman: Seriously I need you to tell me,honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.
Connie: Well I'll tell you why were here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]
Marshal: Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.
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Tawni: The name of the sketch is 'The Check it out Girls'. I can't do it alone.
Sonny: Are you saying you need me?
Tawni: No, I'm saying I already asked Marshal and he said I can't do it alone.
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Tawni: Insult me again.
Sonny: You're a rhombus!
Tawni: I'm a what?
Sonny: A parallelogram with four equals sides!
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Sonny: Check it out, we still have time!
Tawni: Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!
(The door closes.)
Sonny: No! Check it out, it's closed!
Announcer: Are you ready to get So Random?!
Tawni: (whines)
Sonny: I've got an idea. Hurry.
Tawni: (follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)
Sonny: (climbing a ladder) Come on!
Tawni: Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!
Sonny: Hurrying!
(On top of the Check it Out Girls set.)
Sonny: (pushing ropes aside) Careful. Careful.
Tawni: What's with all these ropes?
(The theme music starts of the Check It Out Girls starts.)
Sonny: That's our theme music! (shaking her head to the music with Tawni) Hurry!
Tawni: (follows Sonny)
Grady: So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!
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Tawni: Check out our break being over!
(Audience applauds.)
Sonny: Check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: You check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: Check out neither of us checking out the snake
Marshall: All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!
Sonny: So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)
Tawni: Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!
Sonny: Yeah right?
Nico: Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check out his vest.
Tawni: His vest? Check out his boots.
Sonny: His boots? Check out his hair.
Nico: Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?
Sonny: (scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!
Tawni: His attitude? Check out his breath.
Nico: You know what? Forget it! (leaves)
Grady: Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check his cereal!
Tawni: Check out his tuna panini!
Grady: Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)
(Sonny and Tawni just stare at him while chewing their gum.)
Sonny: Check out greedy panini guy.
Tawni: Check out his finger in his jacket.
Sonny: Check out his jacket.
Tawni: Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Sonny: Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Grady: I'm trying to rob ya here!
Tawni: Check out Mr. Pushy!
Sonny: Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.
Tawni: His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-
Grady: Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)
Sonny: Check it out, he was kinda cute.
Tawni: Check you out! He was a robber!
Sonny: Not a good one!
Tawni: Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.
Sonny: Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!
Sonny: Check out dance?
Tawni: Check out dance.
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Tawni: Are you insulting me with geometry?
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Marshal: Hello Connie, what brings you down?
Connie: Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.
Sonny: Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?
Marshal: You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.
Connie: You too Marshal.
Marshal: It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.
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Ms. Bitterman: Don't forget you have a geometry test coming up. For everyone but Zora, that means circles ands squares.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ms. Bitterman: So Sonny do you know why you are here?
Sonny: No.
Ms. Bitterman: Seriously I need you to tell me,honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.
Connie: Well I'll tell you why were here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]
Marshal: Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.
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Tawni: The name of the sketch is 'The Check it out Girls'. I can't do it alone.
Sonny: Are you saying you need me?
Tawni: No, I'm saying I already asked Marshal and he said I can't do it alone.
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Tawni: Insult me again.
Sonny: You're a rhombus!
Tawni: I'm a what?
Sonny: A parallelogram with four equals sides!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sonny: Check it out, we still have time!
Tawni: Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!
(The door closes.)
Sonny: No! Check it out, it's closed!
Announcer: Are you ready to get So Random?!
Tawni: (whines)
Sonny: I've got an idea. Hurry.
Tawni: (follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)
Sonny: (climbing a ladder) Come on!
Tawni: Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!
Sonny: Hurrying!
(On top of the Check it Out Girls set.)
Sonny: (pushing ropes aside) Careful. Careful.
Tawni: What's with all these ropes?
(The theme music starts of the Check It Out Girls starts.)
Sonny: That's our theme music! (shaking her head to the music with Tawni) Hurry!
Tawni: (follows Sonny)
Grady: So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!
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Tawni: Check out our break being over!
(Audience applauds.)
Sonny: Check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: You check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: Check out neither of us checking out the snake
Cheater Girls (2009) Ep 1x05
Marshall: All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!
Sonny: So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)
Tawni: Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!
Sonny: Yeah right?
Nico: Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check out his vest.
Tawni: His vest? Check out his boots.
Sonny: His boots? Check out his hair.
Nico: Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?
Sonny: (scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!
Tawni: His attitude? Check out his breath.
Nico: You know what? Forget it! (leaves)
Grady: Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check his cereal!
Tawni: Check out his tuna panini!
Grady: Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)
(Sonny and Tawni just stare at him while chewing their gum.)
Sonny: Check out greedy panini guy.
Tawni: Check out his finger in his jacket.
Sonny: Check out his jacket.
Tawni: Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Sonny: Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Grady: I'm trying to rob ya here!
Tawni: Check out Mr. Pushy!
Sonny: Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.
Tawni: His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-
Grady: Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)
Sonny: Check it out, he was kinda cute.
Tawni: Check you out! He was a robber!
Sonny: Not a good one!
Tawni: Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.
Sonny: Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!
Sonny: Check out dance?
Tawni: Check out dance.
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Tawni: Are you insulting me with geometry?
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Marshal: Hello Connie, what brings you down?
Connie: Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.
Sonny: Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?
Marshal: You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.
Connie: You too Marshal.
Marshal: It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.
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Ms. Bitterman: Don't forget you have a geometry test coming up. For everyone but Zora, that means circles ands squares.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ms. Bitterman: So Sonny do you know why you are here?
Sonny: No.
Ms. Bitterman: Seriously I need you to tell me,honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.
Connie: Well I'll tell you why were here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]
Marshal: Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tawni: The name of the sketch is 'The Check it out Girls'. I can't do it alone.
Sonny: Are you saying you need me?
Tawni: No, I'm saying I already asked Marshal and he said I can't do it alone.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tawni: Insult me again.
Sonny: You're a rhombus!
Tawni: I'm a what?
Sonny: A parallelogram with four equals sides!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sonny: Check it out, we still have time!
Tawni: Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!
(The door closes.)
Sonny: No! Check it out, it's closed!
Announcer: Are you ready to get So Random?!
Tawni: (whines)
Sonny: I've got an idea. Hurry.
Tawni: (follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)
Sonny: (climbing a ladder) Come on!
Tawni: Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!
Sonny: Hurrying!
(On top of the Check it Out Girls set.)
Sonny: (pushing ropes aside) Careful. Careful.
Tawni: What's with all these ropes?
(The theme music starts of the Check It Out Girls starts.)
Sonny: That's our theme music! (shaking her head to the music with Tawni) Hurry!
Tawni: (follows Sonny)
Grady: So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tawni: Check out our break being over!
(Audience applauds.)
Sonny: Check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: You check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: Check out neither of us checking out the snake
Marshall: All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!
Sonny: So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)
Tawni: Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!
Sonny: Yeah right?
Nico: Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check out his vest.
Tawni: His vest? Check out his boots.
Sonny: His boots? Check out his hair.
Nico: Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?
Sonny: (scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!
Tawni: His attitude? Check out his breath.
Nico: You know what? Forget it! (leaves)
Grady: Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check his cereal!
Tawni: Check out his tuna panini!
Grady: Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)
(Sonny and Tawni just stare at him while chewing their gum.)
Sonny: Check out greedy panini guy.
Tawni: Check out his finger in his jacket.
Sonny: Check out his jacket.
Tawni: Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Sonny: Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Grady: I'm trying to rob ya here!
Tawni: Check out Mr. Pushy!
Sonny: Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.
Tawni: His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-
Grady: Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)
Sonny: Check it out, he was kinda cute.
Tawni: Check you out! He was a robber!
Sonny: Not a good one!
Tawni: Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.
Sonny: Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!
Sonny: Check out dance?
Tawni: Check out dance.
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Tawni: Are you insulting me with geometry?
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Marshal: Hello Connie, what brings you down?
Connie: Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.
Sonny: Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?
Marshal: You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.
Connie: You too Marshal.
Marshal: It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ms. Bitterman: Don't forget you have a geometry test coming up. For everyone but Zora, that means circles ands squares.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ms. Bitterman: So Sonny do you know why you are here?
Sonny: No.
Ms. Bitterman: Seriously I need you to tell me,honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.
Connie: Well I'll tell you why were here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]
Marshal: Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tawni: The name of the sketch is 'The Check it out Girls'. I can't do it alone.
Sonny: Are you saying you need me?
Tawni: No, I'm saying I already asked Marshal and he said I can't do it alone.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tawni: Insult me again.
Sonny: You're a rhombus!
Tawni: I'm a what?
Sonny: A parallelogram with four equals sides!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sonny: Check it out, we still have time!
Tawni: Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!
(The door closes.)
Sonny: No! Check it out, it's closed!
Announcer: Are you ready to get So Random?!
Tawni: (whines)
Sonny: I've got an idea. Hurry.
Tawni: (follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)
Sonny: (climbing a ladder) Come on!
Tawni: Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!
Sonny: Hurrying!
(On top of the Check it Out Girls set.)
Sonny: (pushing ropes aside) Careful. Careful.
Tawni: What's with all these ropes?
(The theme music starts of the Check It Out Girls starts.)
Sonny: That's our theme music! (shaking her head to the music with Tawni) Hurry!
Tawni: (follows Sonny)
Grady: So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!
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Tawni: Check out our break being over!
(Audience applauds.)
Sonny: Check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: You check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: Check out neither of us checking out the snake