West Coast Story (2009) Ep 1x02
Sonny: Hey, does this fat suit make me look fat?
Tawni: You're in a fat suit?
Sonny Ha, ha. See, I was going to tell you how good you did in that fast food sketch, but now I don't think I'm going to.
Tawni: You just did.
Sonny: Darn my niceness!
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Sonny: Oh, my gosh! I know you! You're... You're...
Chad: [pointing at picture of himself] Him? Chad Dylan Cooper.
Sonny: You're MacKenzie on MacKenzie Falls!
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Sonny: Yes! No! No! Madge is my waitress character. And all this belongs to Madge, too. :[gestures to her fat suit] Hi, I'm Sonny.
Chad: Sonny. That's a nice name.
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Sonny: [reads Chad's autograph] Sonny, thanks for the yogurt. Chad Dylan Cooper. I-I didn't give you any yogurt! Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt! [talks to an anonymous person] Oh, my gosh! Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt!
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Sonny: We were trying to make peace.
Chad: Please, you were trying to trap us.
Sonny: Trap you? You've obviously been watching your show too much. You know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.
Chad: Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of you to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed by a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because you wish for something doesn't make it so.
Sonny: Oh, Chad Dylan--
Chad: Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]
Sonny: (staring at Chad) What just happened?
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The Interview
Chad: You know. A lot of people say that it's So Random! that we won this award. But it's not So Random! ... it's never So Random! . Because Mackenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!
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Zora: There SHE Is!
Sonny: Hey, guys. Where have you been?
Grady: Where have we been? Where have you been?
Sonny: I asked you first.
Nico: What happened with Chad?
Sonny: Well, see, I went... [ turns on a hairdryer and its whirring loudly ] [inaudible ) - ( whirring stops ) - And that's why everything is okay.
Grady: Did you get back our stuff?
Sonny: (whirring loudly but Zora turns off the hairdryer)
Zora: Stop blowing and start talking.
Sonny: Well, interesting story.
Tawni: Did it go something like this? Blah Blah Blah Peace picnic! Blah Blah Blah Oh, I've got nothing.
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Sonny: Actually, I'm acting like a chicken. I'm not afraid to act like a fool. (continues bawking)
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Chad: FINE! I'LL TAKE YOU ON MUSICAL CHAIRS!
Sonny: Good. See you at noon.
Chad: Yes you will! You smell like ham.
Sonny: I've seen you're acting. That makes two of us. (leaves)
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Chad: (he and Sonny left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get.
Sonny: You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose!
Chad: Ha ha ha. At least I can act.
Sonny: Can you, Chad? Can you, really?
Nico: She's givin' it right back to him.
Tawni: We might actually win!
So Random Cast: Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No!
Sonny: Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped.
Chad: (forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand.
Sonny: (grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!!
So Random Cast: (cheers for Sonny)
Tawni: (hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly)
Chad: You tricked me!
Sonny: No... I was acting!
Chad: Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for you on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.
Sonny: Hey, does this fat suit make me look fat?
Tawni: You're in a fat suit?
Sonny Ha, ha. See, I was going to tell you how good you did in that fast food sketch, but now I don't think I'm going to.
Tawni: You just did.
Sonny: Darn my niceness!
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Sonny: Oh, my gosh! I know you! You're... You're...
Chad: [pointing at picture of himself] Him? Chad Dylan Cooper.
Sonny: You're MacKenzie on MacKenzie Falls!
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Sonny: Yes! No! No! Madge is my waitress character. And all this belongs to Madge, too. :[gestures to her fat suit] Hi, I'm Sonny.
Chad: Sonny. That's a nice name.
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Sonny: [reads Chad's autograph] Sonny, thanks for the yogurt. Chad Dylan Cooper. I-I didn't give you any yogurt! Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt! [talks to an anonymous person] Oh, my gosh! Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt!
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Sonny: We were trying to make peace.
Chad: Please, you were trying to trap us.
Sonny: Trap you? You've obviously been watching your show too much. You know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.
Chad: Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of you to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed by a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because you wish for something doesn't make it so.
Sonny: Oh, Chad Dylan--
Chad: Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]
Sonny: (staring at Chad) What just happened?
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The Interview
Chad: You know. A lot of people say that it's So Random! that we won this award. But it's not So Random! ... it's never So Random! . Because Mackenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!
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Zora: There SHE Is!
Sonny: Hey, guys. Where have you been?
Grady: Where have we been? Where have you been?
Sonny: I asked you first.
Nico: What happened with Chad?
Sonny: Well, see, I went... [ turns on a hairdryer and its whirring loudly ] [inaudible ) - ( whirring stops ) - And that's why everything is okay.
Grady: Did you get back our stuff?
Sonny: (whirring loudly but Zora turns off the hairdryer)
Zora: Stop blowing and start talking.
Sonny: Well, interesting story.
Tawni: Did it go something like this? Blah Blah Blah Peace picnic! Blah Blah Blah Oh, I've got nothing.
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Sonny: Actually, I'm acting like a chicken. I'm not afraid to act like a fool. (continues bawking)
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Chad: FINE! I'LL TAKE YOU ON MUSICAL CHAIRS!
Sonny: Good. See you at noon.
Chad: Yes you will! You smell like ham.
Sonny: I've seen you're acting. That makes two of us. (leaves)
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Chad: (he and Sonny left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get.
Sonny: You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose!
Chad: Ha ha ha. At least I can act.
Sonny: Can you, Chad? Can you, really?
Nico: She's givin' it right back to him.
Tawni: We might actually win!
So Random Cast: Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No!
Sonny: Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped.
Chad: (forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand.
Sonny: (grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!!
So Random Cast: (cheers for Sonny)
Tawni: (hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly)
Chad: You tricked me!
Sonny: No... I was acting!
Chad: Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for you on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.