1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!
2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.
3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.
7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
11) when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.
13) You know that Edge is PG-13.
14) You watch every single movie from WWE films, whether it seems interesting or not.
15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.
16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"
17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.
18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.
19) You lie, cheat, and steal.
20) You go crazy when your favorite superstar returns after a long absence.
21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.
22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.
23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.
24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.
26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.
29) You either cry or mope when your favorite superstar retires.
30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.
32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.
33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday and Friday nights.
34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
35) You count down the months until the new SvR game comes out.
36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.
37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"
38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.
40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.
41) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
42) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event
43) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.
44) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.
45) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.
46) You can quote your favorite WWE moment word for word.
47) (For John Morrison, The Miz and the Big Show) You're smarter then a fifth grader.
48) You thank the good Lord for Randy Orton and his no-pants wearing ways.
49) You can name everyone on the WWE roster, including rookies, vets and crew.
50) On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown".
51) You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason.
52) You get fired from work then show up the next day with a mask on.
53) You won’t walk down the halls of your school unless your entrance music is playing.
54) You walk in slow-mo when you walk into a room.
55) You know not to get married to a WWE Superstar because you know who's going to interrupt the exchanging of vows.
56) You have always wondered where the Palace of Wisdom is
57) You go up to random people and say "YOU CAN'T SEE ME" and then run off in the opposite direction
58) If you're a guy and you teach your friends 'grooming tips'
59) If you're a girl and you got in trouble at school for wearing baggy pants and hiking up your thong all the way to your waist
60) You say 'And I Quote' at the beginning of each sentence
61) You hear voices in your head when you're about to go crazy
62) You have made Youtube videos ranting about how much you hate a certain WWE Superstar
63) You have your own personal announcer whenever you walk into a room
64) You write 'AWESOME' on your 'Hello, my name is' sticker
65) You and your friends form a gang and go around saying 'You're either (insert name of gang here), or against us'
66) You show up in Personal Defense class wearing nothing but wrestling trunks
67) The doctor told your mom that when you were born, you were swinging around your umbilical cord and dancing like Shane McMahon
68) You look exactly like Angry Miz Girl when a teacher gives you an 'F' on your recent quiz or test
69) You spend hours and hours in your room watching the new DX DVD and burst out laughing and your parents wonder what the hell you're doing in there
70) You have the sudden urge to punt your boss in the head when he tells you off
71) You draw a rooster and write Vince likes and an arrow pointing to the rooster on your classroom's whiteboard and when the teacher reads it as 'Vince likes chickens', you try not to burst out laughing hysterically
72) You cried when HBK lost to The Undertaker at WM26 and retired
73) You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle.
74) Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask for his autograph and get upset when it’s not signed “Honky Tonk Man”
75) You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.
76) You shake someone’s hand, you pause, and hesitate, while looking around nervously.
77) You walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout “Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!” and snap into a SlimJim.
78) You won’t come out of your room until your parent’s play your theme on the stereo.
79). Every time you go to church you wait for the priest to quote something from the Book of Austin
80). Every time you leave a room you shout, “AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!”
81). Everytime you score in a game, you start doing crotch chops towards your opponent.
82). Every time a teacher’s pet passes by your desk, you mumble “Lousy Babyface,” and stick your foot out to trip him
83) Every time you walk past someone lying down, you feel the sudden urge to put them in a Sharpshooter.
84). Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
85) You hold regularly scheduled matches with your stuffed animals, including a monthly PPV called “In Your Room.”
86) You make a Championship Belt out of cardboard, aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model in front of a mirror wearing it.
87) You are constantly telling your brothers, sisters and/or friends to eat their vitamins and say their prayers and then they can be like you.
88). As soon as someone shakes your hand, you follow with a boot to their mid-section and immediately go for an Arm-Bar Submission Hold.
89) You are always getting in trouble for trying to put a Figure Four Leglock on your little brother and/or sister.
90) You rent a table at the mall for the weekend and hold an autograph session.
91) You took you mothers’ wig mannequin and painted “HELP ME” backwards on its forehead and carry it every place you go.
92) You tell your friends you are the neighborhood “Icon” and demand their respect. They all get pissed off at you and a feud erupts.
93) You have to pay to fix the top rail you broke off the wooden deck attempting a Frog Splash onto your little brother or sister.
94) You refer to your girlfriend as your valet.
95). You spend hours teaching your dog to do a moonsault off the top of his doghouse.
96) Every time your boss tells you not to present the proper corporate image, you call him “The dumbest SOB you have ever met,” and hit him with a Stunner.
97) You won't enter a room until the lights go out and there is a fireworks display.
98) You switch schools swearing that the principal at your old one screwed you.
99) You lay your little brother or sister on the kitchen table and do a 450 Splash off the refrigerator onto him and put him through the table.
100). You want four weeks worth of video promos of you shown to anyone before you meet them for the first time.
2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.
3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.
7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
11) when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.
13) You know that Edge is PG-13.
14) You watch every single movie from WWE films, whether it seems interesting or not.
15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.
16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"
17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.
18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.
19) You lie, cheat, and steal.
20) You go crazy when your favorite superstar returns after a long absence.
21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.
22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.
23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.
24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.
26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.
29) You either cry or mope when your favorite superstar retires.
30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.
32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.
33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday and Friday nights.
34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
35) You count down the months until the new SvR game comes out.
36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.
37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"
38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.
40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.
41) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
42) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event
43) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.
44) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.
45) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.
46) You can quote your favorite WWE moment word for word.
47) (For John Morrison, The Miz and the Big Show) You're smarter then a fifth grader.
48) You thank the good Lord for Randy Orton and his no-pants wearing ways.
49) You can name everyone on the WWE roster, including rookies, vets and crew.
50) On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown".
51) You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason.
52) You get fired from work then show up the next day with a mask on.
53) You won’t walk down the halls of your school unless your entrance music is playing.
54) You walk in slow-mo when you walk into a room.
55) You know not to get married to a WWE Superstar because you know who's going to interrupt the exchanging of vows.
56) You have always wondered where the Palace of Wisdom is
57) You go up to random people and say "YOU CAN'T SEE ME" and then run off in the opposite direction
58) If you're a guy and you teach your friends 'grooming tips'
59) If you're a girl and you got in trouble at school for wearing baggy pants and hiking up your thong all the way to your waist
60) You say 'And I Quote' at the beginning of each sentence
61) You hear voices in your head when you're about to go crazy
62) You have made Youtube videos ranting about how much you hate a certain WWE Superstar
63) You have your own personal announcer whenever you walk into a room
64) You write 'AWESOME' on your 'Hello, my name is' sticker
65) You and your friends form a gang and go around saying 'You're either (insert name of gang here), or against us'
66) You show up in Personal Defense class wearing nothing but wrestling trunks
67) The doctor told your mom that when you were born, you were swinging around your umbilical cord and dancing like Shane McMahon
68) You look exactly like Angry Miz Girl when a teacher gives you an 'F' on your recent quiz or test
69) You spend hours and hours in your room watching the new DX DVD and burst out laughing and your parents wonder what the hell you're doing in there
70) You have the sudden urge to punt your boss in the head when he tells you off
71) You draw a rooster and write Vince likes and an arrow pointing to the rooster on your classroom's whiteboard and when the teacher reads it as 'Vince likes chickens', you try not to burst out laughing hysterically
72) You cried when HBK lost to The Undertaker at WM26 and retired
73) You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle.
74) Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask for his autograph and get upset when it’s not signed “Honky Tonk Man”
75) You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.
76) You shake someone’s hand, you pause, and hesitate, while looking around nervously.
77) You walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout “Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!” and snap into a SlimJim.
78) You won’t come out of your room until your parent’s play your theme on the stereo.
79). Every time you go to church you wait for the priest to quote something from the Book of Austin
80). Every time you leave a room you shout, “AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!”
81). Everytime you score in a game, you start doing crotch chops towards your opponent.
82). Every time a teacher’s pet passes by your desk, you mumble “Lousy Babyface,” and stick your foot out to trip him
83) Every time you walk past someone lying down, you feel the sudden urge to put them in a Sharpshooter.
84). Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
85) You hold regularly scheduled matches with your stuffed animals, including a monthly PPV called “In Your Room.”
86) You make a Championship Belt out of cardboard, aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model in front of a mirror wearing it.
87) You are constantly telling your brothers, sisters and/or friends to eat their vitamins and say their prayers and then they can be like you.
88). As soon as someone shakes your hand, you follow with a boot to their mid-section and immediately go for an Arm-Bar Submission Hold.
89) You are always getting in trouble for trying to put a Figure Four Leglock on your little brother and/or sister.
90) You rent a table at the mall for the weekend and hold an autograph session.
91) You took you mothers’ wig mannequin and painted “HELP ME” backwards on its forehead and carry it every place you go.
92) You tell your friends you are the neighborhood “Icon” and demand their respect. They all get pissed off at you and a feud erupts.
93) You have to pay to fix the top rail you broke off the wooden deck attempting a Frog Splash onto your little brother or sister.
94) You refer to your girlfriend as your valet.
95). You spend hours teaching your dog to do a moonsault off the top of his doghouse.
96) Every time your boss tells you not to present the proper corporate image, you call him “The dumbest SOB you have ever met,” and hit him with a Stunner.
97) You won't enter a room until the lights go out and there is a fireworks display.
98) You switch schools swearing that the principal at your old one screwed you.
99) You lay your little brother or sister on the kitchen table and do a 450 Splash off the refrigerator onto him and put him through the table.
100). You want four weeks worth of video promos of you shown to anyone before you meet them for the first time.