Wind: (In detention) I seriously don’t get why I am here
Teacher: You beat up a teacher’s son
Wind: I’ve KILLED people's sons before. That hasn’t gotten me in trouble before
Teacher: That kid had hepatitis
Wind: So what. My act was justified
Teacher: IN WHAT WAY
Wind: I really don’t like children
Teacher: Oh my go- You are in detention, and that’s final
Cody and James: (Both walk in)
Teacher: Good, you both are here. No detention can begin. Hannah!
Hannah: (Walks in, wearing a teacher uniform, and holding a ruler) Well, it’s about time
Teacher: Okay. You do what you must. I’m going to the teacher’s lounge (Walks out of the room)
Wind: Wait, you’re leaving me here with this bitch
James: Yeah, she’s a super hot C-U-N-T
Wind: A cunt?
James: Don’t say that
Wind: What? Cunt?
James: Yes, now stop
Wind: Why? Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! That’s you Ha- (Gets sticked across the face the the ruler)
Hannah: You want to repeat yourself
Wind: What the hell was that
Hannah: This isn’t like usual detention, boy. Insult me, and you’ll regret it
Wind: (Oh god, I got to get out of here)
Hannah: Now, you all stay here, I need to get my whip
Cody: Her what?
Wind: Guys, we gotta get out of here. And I have a plan
James: I’m listening
(5 Minutes Later)
Hanna: (Comes back with a horse whip) Okay, I’m ba- (Sees Cody and James reciting lines from Dante’s Inferno)
(Meanwhile)
Wind: (Running through the halls) Its a good thing I made that distraction. I just wonder how long it will last
(Meanwhile)
Hannah: What is this? A distraction? Where’s Wind
James: I don’t know
Hannah: I think you do
James: Yeah, I do. He ran out
Hannah: Oh, he did, did he (Goes to find him)
Cody: ……….. Well, I’m not sticking around here (He and James leaves)
(Meanwhile)
Wind: Okay, I just need to get off school grounds. If I can do that, I’ll be out of here
Cody: Hey, fagstick
Wind: Cody, I thought I told you to distract her
James: We did. But then she left, so we thought “Well fuck this” and now we’re here
Wind: Okay. Well, we’re almost out of here. We just need to go through this door
James: Awesome (Runs out) Lets go (Gets shot from a mile away and falls onto the ground)
Cody: OH SHIT! Is he dead
Wind: No, he’s been hit with a tranquilizer. If I’m right, that is enough to take down an elephant. He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t take anymore sho- (James unconscious body gets shot several times)
Cody: So, crazy question, what happens if you get shot several times?
Wind: If I’m correct, he will probably have the worst flu ever, involving sickness, headaches, and the constant need to vomit. So, naturally, he’s probably screwed
Cody: So, how are we going to get out of here
Wind: I have an idea
(Meanwhile)
Hannah: (In a tree with a rifle) Okay, they should be coming out any second now
Cody: (Through the scope, he runs around, screaming)
Hannah: What the hell? What is this
Wind: (Right behind her) A distraction (Takes the rifle out of her hand and aims it at her) Now what are you going to do
Hannah: THIS (Takes out a tranquilizer pistol and fires)
Wind: (Dodges it, having the dart bounce off the tree and hit Cody, knocking him out)
Wind: (Aims it at her) Don’t think I won’t shoot you
Hannah: Same to you
Wind: (Keeps aim) ……….. Well, fuck this (Jumps off the tree and runs)
Hannah: Goddamn it, Wind (Shoots at him and misses)
Wind: If I can just get to the exit, I’ll be out of here (Gets hit in the back of the head with a rock, making him fall over)
Hannah: (Aims her gun at him) Now I got you (Shoots, but no darts come out)
Wind: Ha, looks like your out of ammo. Now what are you going to do, cunt
Hannah: …….. (Kicks him across the face)
Wind: Nice try, bitch. Grandpa beat me so much, I don’t even feel pain anymore (Pushes her off of him and runs)
Hannah: Oh, if you think I’m going to let you get out of here, you have another thi- (Gets shot with a tranquilizer dart) You son……… of…….. a bitch (Falls unconscious)
Wind: And that is how you aim a gun (Walks off) I can’t believe it. For once, I actually beat my sister at something. This is the start of something great. And before I know it, she’ll be heading back to Missouri faster than I could say cunt.
Teacher: You beat up a teacher’s son
Wind: I’ve KILLED people's sons before. That hasn’t gotten me in trouble before
Teacher: That kid had hepatitis
Wind: So what. My act was justified
Teacher: IN WHAT WAY
Wind: I really don’t like children
Teacher: Oh my go- You are in detention, and that’s final
Cody and James: (Both walk in)
Teacher: Good, you both are here. No detention can begin. Hannah!
Hannah: (Walks in, wearing a teacher uniform, and holding a ruler) Well, it’s about time
Teacher: Okay. You do what you must. I’m going to the teacher’s lounge (Walks out of the room)
Wind: Wait, you’re leaving me here with this bitch
James: Yeah, she’s a super hot C-U-N-T
Wind: A cunt?
James: Don’t say that
Wind: What? Cunt?
James: Yes, now stop
Wind: Why? Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! That’s you Ha- (Gets sticked across the face the the ruler)
Hannah: You want to repeat yourself
Wind: What the hell was that
Hannah: This isn’t like usual detention, boy. Insult me, and you’ll regret it
Wind: (Oh god, I got to get out of here)
Hannah: Now, you all stay here, I need to get my whip
Cody: Her what?
Wind: Guys, we gotta get out of here. And I have a plan
James: I’m listening
(5 Minutes Later)
Hanna: (Comes back with a horse whip) Okay, I’m ba- (Sees Cody and James reciting lines from Dante’s Inferno)
(Meanwhile)
Wind: (Running through the halls) Its a good thing I made that distraction. I just wonder how long it will last
(Meanwhile)
Hannah: What is this? A distraction? Where’s Wind
James: I don’t know
Hannah: I think you do
James: Yeah, I do. He ran out
Hannah: Oh, he did, did he (Goes to find him)
Cody: ……….. Well, I’m not sticking around here (He and James leaves)
(Meanwhile)
Wind: Okay, I just need to get off school grounds. If I can do that, I’ll be out of here
Cody: Hey, fagstick
Wind: Cody, I thought I told you to distract her
James: We did. But then she left, so we thought “Well fuck this” and now we’re here
Wind: Okay. Well, we’re almost out of here. We just need to go through this door
James: Awesome (Runs out) Lets go (Gets shot from a mile away and falls onto the ground)
Cody: OH SHIT! Is he dead
Wind: No, he’s been hit with a tranquilizer. If I’m right, that is enough to take down an elephant. He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t take anymore sho- (James unconscious body gets shot several times)
Cody: So, crazy question, what happens if you get shot several times?
Wind: If I’m correct, he will probably have the worst flu ever, involving sickness, headaches, and the constant need to vomit. So, naturally, he’s probably screwed
Cody: So, how are we going to get out of here
Wind: I have an idea
(Meanwhile)
Hannah: (In a tree with a rifle) Okay, they should be coming out any second now
Cody: (Through the scope, he runs around, screaming)
Hannah: What the hell? What is this
Wind: (Right behind her) A distraction (Takes the rifle out of her hand and aims it at her) Now what are you going to do
Hannah: THIS (Takes out a tranquilizer pistol and fires)
Wind: (Dodges it, having the dart bounce off the tree and hit Cody, knocking him out)
Wind: (Aims it at her) Don’t think I won’t shoot you
Hannah: Same to you
Wind: (Keeps aim) ……….. Well, fuck this (Jumps off the tree and runs)
Hannah: Goddamn it, Wind (Shoots at him and misses)
Wind: If I can just get to the exit, I’ll be out of here (Gets hit in the back of the head with a rock, making him fall over)
Hannah: (Aims her gun at him) Now I got you (Shoots, but no darts come out)
Wind: Ha, looks like your out of ammo. Now what are you going to do, cunt
Hannah: …….. (Kicks him across the face)
Wind: Nice try, bitch. Grandpa beat me so much, I don’t even feel pain anymore (Pushes her off of him and runs)
Hannah: Oh, if you think I’m going to let you get out of here, you have another thi- (Gets shot with a tranquilizer dart) You son……… of…….. a bitch (Falls unconscious)
Wind: And that is how you aim a gun (Walks off) I can’t believe it. For once, I actually beat my sister at something. This is the start of something great. And before I know it, she’ll be heading back to Missouri faster than I could say cunt.
Bowser: bwahaha!
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*