King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-
Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are you one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)
Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give you this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)
Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can you hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that so did not come out right, bro
Link: Yeah, I've been getting that a lot (Places ball on statue)
Green Statue: Hey man, you ever get an exploding feeling
Link: It depends on where your going with this
Green Statue: I feel as though I'm about to- (Blows up and launches Link into the air) (Temple comes from the water)
Link: Oh shit, not again (Hits face on temple) Why..... Is it always..... My face (Falls into ocean)
King of Red Lions: Well, we made it, I guess we should get you inside now
Link: Yeah, whatever
Link: Whoa this place is huge
King of Red Lions: Yeah, it can take forever to get through here
Link: And I forgot to charge my i Phone. Only one thing left. Montage time (Link travels through temple) (Link shoots eye with arrow) (Link pushes block) (Link opens door) (Link learns song) Wait, a control song. Hmmmm....
(Imagination)
Link: (Plays song)
Tetra: I am at your command
Link: Make me sandwich
Tetra: Yes master
(Later)
Tetra: Here is your sandwich master
Link: I asked for turkey, you dumb bitch
Tetra: I apologize master
Link: Oh, blow me
Tetra: As you command master
(Present)
Link: Fuck yes, got to write this down
Link: Yeah, finally, I got through that temple. Thank you montage
???: You have done well to get here, young one. Now, you must face your toughest challenge yet.... A giant rock with hands
Link: ............ That's really boring
???: Yeah, us gods didn't know what we were thinking at the time.... Oh well, just fight him to the death
Link: Wait, what
Godan: DIE (Shoots fireballs)
King of Red Lions: Hmm... Link sure has been in there a long time. I should call him (Picks up phone) Link
Link: OH MY GOD (Gets shot at with fireballs)
King of Red Lions: Link.... Oh well (Hangs up) .....Wait a moment
(Flashback)
Link: OH MY GOD
(Present)
King of Red Lions: Hold on just a moment....... How can I use a phone. I'm a goddamn boat
Link: (Kills boss) Oh thank god
???: You have done well, young one. You are truly-
Link: Just let me fucking go
???: Fine fine (Link teleports out of temple)
King of Red Lions: Maybe I have mind control or something. Maybe I can just make stuff move with my mind
Link: (Teleports on boat)
King of Red Lions: Oh Link, are you okay
Link: I just want to get away from this place as far as possible
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: FUUUUUUUU-
Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are you one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)
Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give you this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)
Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can you hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that so did not come out right, bro
Link: Yeah, I've been getting that a lot (Places ball on statue)
Green Statue: Hey man, you ever get an exploding feeling
Link: It depends on where your going with this
Green Statue: I feel as though I'm about to- (Blows up and launches Link into the air) (Temple comes from the water)
Link: Oh shit, not again (Hits face on temple) Why..... Is it always..... My face (Falls into ocean)
King of Red Lions: Well, we made it, I guess we should get you inside now
Link: Yeah, whatever
Link: Whoa this place is huge
King of Red Lions: Yeah, it can take forever to get through here
Link: And I forgot to charge my i Phone. Only one thing left. Montage time (Link travels through temple) (Link shoots eye with arrow) (Link pushes block) (Link opens door) (Link learns song) Wait, a control song. Hmmmm....
(Imagination)
Link: (Plays song)
Tetra: I am at your command
Link: Make me sandwich
Tetra: Yes master
(Later)
Tetra: Here is your sandwich master
Link: I asked for turkey, you dumb bitch
Tetra: I apologize master
Link: Oh, blow me
Tetra: As you command master
(Present)
Link: Fuck yes, got to write this down
Link: Yeah, finally, I got through that temple. Thank you montage
???: You have done well to get here, young one. Now, you must face your toughest challenge yet.... A giant rock with hands
Link: ............ That's really boring
???: Yeah, us gods didn't know what we were thinking at the time.... Oh well, just fight him to the death
Link: Wait, what
Godan: DIE (Shoots fireballs)
King of Red Lions: Hmm... Link sure has been in there a long time. I should call him (Picks up phone) Link
Link: OH MY GOD (Gets shot at with fireballs)
King of Red Lions: Link.... Oh well (Hangs up) .....Wait a moment
(Flashback)
Link: OH MY GOD
(Present)
King of Red Lions: Hold on just a moment....... How can I use a phone. I'm a goddamn boat
Link: (Kills boss) Oh thank god
???: You have done well, young one. You are truly-
Link: Just let me fucking go
???: Fine fine (Link teleports out of temple)
King of Red Lions: Maybe I have mind control or something. Maybe I can just make stuff move with my mind
Link: (Teleports on boat)
King of Red Lions: Oh Link, are you okay
Link: I just want to get away from this place as far as possible
TO BE CONTINUED