Master Sword (Snapped)

(Nick and Alice stare at each other at the table)
Cody: My god. Every since you two started dating, you;ve just been lost in each others eyes
Nick: Were not lost in each others eyes. Were just having a staring contest. We only stare into each others eyes around four
Cody: Fantastic
Cory: (Runs through door) Nick. Cody. Something terrible is happening
Nick: What. Is it the end of the world
Cory: Worse. Come on

Nick: Did we honestly walk downtown just to read a fucking poster
Cory: Just read it
Nick: Alright. "The amazing Dubstep duo, Wub and Dubare coming to New York to play some of there hit songs like...

Remember in my review of I Won't Leave You when I said that there is a story that has no respect in it. Well, that story would be Ihsoy.
So, this is a Mario creepypasta about a cursed Mario game. Fan-fucking-tastic. Anyway, the story starts with a guy going to a Gamestop and buying the game that has a bad marker writing on it. The store does know those are signs of a bootleg game, right.
Anyway, he pays this on his 3DS, and the game starts with Mario getting killed by Yoshi.... Well, that escalated quickly. Then, Mario comes back to life and kills Yoshi.... and this goes on and on and on. It...

Hello everyone, and today, instead of a simple video game list. Well, now, here is a top ten anime shows. Now, I always loved anime ever since I was a little kid, and it is still lovable today. So, what are my most favorite animes of all time. Well, let me tell you

10: Bobobobo Bobobo - My god, this show is anime is freaking hilarious. It is about a man named Bobobobo Bobobo, but it's Bobobo for short, who uses his hair fighting technique to fight off the evil tyrant Czar Baldy Bald IV and his plans to make everyone bald. This show is just so crazy and so funny at the same time. If you want...

Hello everyone, and today, I have a more serious list for you guys. This list is the Top Ten Saddest Games that I have played. Now, I have to had played these games, so if there is a game that you feel should be here but isn't, then I probably haven't played that game. So, with that, lets start. (Quick note, this list contains spoilers for every game on this list. Read at your own risk)

10: Braid - Now, Braid is an indie game that I only recently got into, and I have to say, it is a pretty fun game. The whole point of the game is that your playing as this guy who is looking for this princess...

I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started acting like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...

Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? You son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do you think you are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case you forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where you kill zombies........... Okay, I should be more specific. Dead Rising is a game where you kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They show he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...

Hey you fucking guys, how the fuck do you make a fucking piece of fucking shit thats so fucking fucked up that is is fucking terrible... Sorry about swearing so much, just that, this creepypasta had so much swearing, it must have worn off.... I'm reviewing Conker's Worst Fur Day..... Fucker....
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... You know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad Fur Day when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to...

My God..... You know, a creepypasta is bound to be bad when the fucking creepypasta takes note from the FUCKING KILL WAKER, one of the worst creepypastas I have ever read, but this one takes the fucking cake. This creepypasta is the abomination known as Blood Whistle.
Okay, so it starts with this guy making a blog so he can play a ROM of Super MArio Bros 3.... Okay, I just want to say, how many of you think this is going to be a cursed game creepypasta. Seriously, just take a fucking guess.
Anyway, he says that he finds the most scary thing he could ever find in the world in a treasure chest....

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, I will be talking about the sequel to Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. That game would be Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. This game is shorter then the original, but still, in my opinion, more fun. In this game, you play as Link (Duh) and try to go through four temples in exactly three days before a Skull Kid, possessed by Majora's Mask, destroys the city of Termina with the moon. Now, what makes this game real fun are the bosses. Lets take a look at them. Also, I will be including mini-bosses, since they also have a cutscene, unlike the ones...

Well... I can't believe its here. I said I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give you the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this day and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. Disney has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell you the other show when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......