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Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*
A basketball hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.
Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come you look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna show you two fan fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A Star Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the show.
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Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bed with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor next to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
The sun was rising over Salt Late City, and Bill, despite being drunk, was doing an impressive job of driving the 35 mile an hour speed limit, while staying on his side of the road.
Bill: *Turns right, going onto Interstate 89*
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Bill: *Passes an intersection as the light turns yellow*
People: *Driving their cars as their light turns green*
Bill: *Takes a right, into the parking lot of a police station. He slowly moves the car towards a parking space marked Captain Bill Hudson. He parks the car in his space, and gets out. He slowly walks to the police station*
Once he got in, he was greeted by Gordon.
Gordon: You're late Hudson.
Bill: Who's complaining?
Gordon: Well-
Bill: Besides you Lieutenant.
Gordon: The chief has been asking me about you since 7. You're 30 minutes late.
Bill: So what? *Walks to the chief's office*
Gordon: He's got an important assignment for you. Try to at least make yourself look decent! And get rid of that stench of booze!
Bill walked into the Chief's office.
Bill: *Sees Chief Warren with Mayor Danforth* Chief Warren.
Chief Warren: Hudson. Go ahead, and take a seat.
Bill: *Sits down* Lieutenant Huff says you have an important assignment for me.
Mayor Danforth: We have an important assignment for you Captain.
Chief Warren: You were on vacation about a week ago when this happened, but we had a woman walk around this town, getting involved in prostitution, and murder.
Bill: How did she get into that combo?
Chief Warren: She was having sex with a man, but he was a homosexual, and was dating another man. However, he wanted to try some pussy before breaking up with his boyfriend, when he arrived. He threatened to kill them, when the woman shot him with a 38.
Bill: Where is the woman?
Mayor Danforth: That's why I'm here. LAPD caught her harassing a man, and they notified me about it.
Chief Warren: You see, we need her here to testify. About her murder. We got you a ticket to Los Angeles, and your flight leaves at 12. She needs to testify today at 4. You should be back by 2:30, if nothing delays you.
Bill: I will not be delayed in any way. I will complete this task for you with no foul ups.
Mayor Danforth: Here's your ticket. *Gives Bill his ticket* It's round trip, so keep it with you until you return here.
Bill: Yes sir. *Walks away*
Chief Warren: He's the best choice for this assignment.
Mayor Danforth: Why?
Chief Warren: I've heard a lot of things about the woman he's going to bring here. She can be troublesome, but not for Bill Hudson. We call him the challenger, because he can deal with tough assignments like they're nothing.
Gordon: *Sees Bill, and follows him* What did he say?
Bill: He gave me a special assignment. If you're still here at 11:30, I need you to do something for me.
Gordon: What is it?
Bill: When the time comes, I'll tell you.
When it was 11:30, Bill returned to the station in a taxi. He walked back inside, and went to Gordon's desk.
Bill: *Steps in front of Gordon* Lieutenant, it's time.
Gordon: For what?
Bill: Remember that assignment I told you about?
Gordon: Yeah.
Bill: Well I dropped my car off back at my house, and now I'm going to Los Angeles.
Gordon: Why are you going all the way to Los Angeles?
Bill: To bring a woman here, she needs to testify over a murder. Now let's go. I need a ride to the airport.
Bill's plane left for Los Angeles at 11:59, one minute early.
Bill: *Walking out of the airport*
LAPD 63: Mr. Hudson?
Bill: Yes.
LAPD 63: Come with me, and I'll take you to your woman.
Bill: *Goes with the officer into a police car. They drive to a jail* My superiors never told me who this woman is that I'm taking back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 63: May Thomas. She's blonde, 26, and her tits are 36dd.
Bill: Too much information?
LAPD 63: Alright, next time you wanna know about a woman, I'll only tell you about her tits.
Bill: *About to say something, but closes his mouth*
In two minutes, they arrived at the jail.
Bill: *Walks out of the car, and into the jail*
LAPD 63: *Follows him* He's here for May Thomas.
LAPD 52: Ah, the woman heading for Salt Lake City. Okay, follow me. *Walks with Bill to May's jail cell*
May: *Sitting in her cell*
LAPD 52: *Arrives with Bill* Ms. Thomas? Your chaperone back to Salt Lake City has arrived.
May: *Looks at Bill* You're from Salt Lake City?
Bill: That's right. Let's go.
LAPD 52: *Opens the door* Out of your cell Misses.
May: *Walks to Bill* You gotta listen to me, *Points to the LAPD officer* These guys won't. If we go back, they're gonna kill us.
Bill: Who?
May: Your chief.
Bill: Why?
LAPD 52: Let's go.
Bill: Alright, we're coming.
May: No we're not!
Bill: Look, I don't know what kind of game you're trying to play, but we're going back to Salt Lake City.
May: NO! I DON'T WANT TO!!
Bill: *Carrying May*
May: THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!
Bill: Oh shut up.
LAPD 52: *Walks with Bill, and May to the police car, nodding to LAPD 63*
Bill: I'll sit in the back with her while you drive.
LAPD 52: Yes sir.
Bill, and May were getting close to the airport.
LAPD 52: Okay, thanks for stopping by Hudson.
Bill: No problem.
LAPD 52: *Turns right into an alleyway, and stops*
Bill: *Pulls out his gun* What the hell do you think you're doing?
LAPD 52: *Has his hand on his gun, but decides not to pull it out* Ah shit.
Bill: *Takes the LAPD's gun, and puts it on the dashboard* You wanna explain what's going on?
LAPD 52: *Points back to May with his thumb* Well, the lady was telling you the truth. Your chief? She raped his cousin. That's why he wants her dead. Every officer in your department has been looking for her.
Bill: So the prostitution, and murder is false.
May: No, but I really don't wanna go back there.
Bill: Do you have other officers in the airport?
LAPD 52: Yes.
Bill: Okay. Drive to Bakersfield. We'll find another ride there, and work our way back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 52: Yes sir. *Backs up from the alleyway, and drives for Bakersfield*
As they started moving forward again, they passed a State Highway Patrol car with two men inside.
LAPD 52: Now how are you going to get May to testify without getting yourselves shot?
Bill: Haven't thought of that yet, but I'll think of something.
LAPD 52: That's what they all say.
Bill: Hey, remember that you have a gun pointed to your head, so shut the fuck up.
LAPD 52: I'm very sorry.
Bill: Don't be. Just drop us off at Bakersfield.
LAPD 52: I heard you the first time.
May: How are we going to get to Salt Lake City after we get to Bakersfield?
Bill: You think I'm telling you with this guy here?
LAPD 52: Hey, if you don't trust me, why don't you shoot me?
Bill: Don't tempt me. *Pulls back the hammer*
May: Why would you want him to shoot you?
LAPD 52: Hey lady, how about you take your dress off, and show me those tanks?
Bill: Both of you, keep your fucking mouth shut, until we get to Bakersfield.
May: But I'm on your side.
Bill: Doesn't matter.
LAPD 52: I bet you as soon as you step foot into Salt Lake City, they'll blow your heads off.
May: I bet you've never had sex with a real woman like me.
LAPD 52: AHHHHHHH!!! *Stops on the side of the road*
May: Why did you stop? Keep going.
LAPD 52: *Reaches for his Gun*
Bill: *Takes it, and points it at LAPD 52, along with his own gun* You heard her, now go!
LAPD 52: *Infuriated as he continues to drive*
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Bakersfield. The LAPD officer stopped there to let Bill, and May off.
Bill: *Gets out with May* Thanks for everything. Tell anyone where we are, and I'll kill you.
LAPD 52: You're bluffing.
Bill: *Points his gun at LAPD 52* Just go.
LAPD 52: *Drives away*
Bill: *Walks with May*
May: Now what?
Bill: *Drops his plane ticket on the ground* I won't be needing that. How much money have you got?
May: Three grand.
Bill: They let you keep that?
May: Of course. It's mine. I got it for working.
Bill: Was this an actual job, or just prostitution?
May: Haha. So what are we going to do?
Bill: Find a place that sells cars. I got $1,700 with me, so we should have enough for our trip.
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A highway patrol car was heading to Bakersfield.
SHP 52: California State Highway Patrol car 25, the LAPD officer dropped off May Thomas in Bakersfield. Request back up, we're going in for the arrest.
Dispatch: Affirmative.
SHP 55: They could be armed.
SHP 52: That's why I called for back up. Drive towards them.
Bill: *Points to a building* There we go. I see a few cars there.
SHP 55: *Stops next to them*
SHP 52: *Points his gun at May* You there! Get inside right now!
Bill: *Pulls out his gun, and shoots the two officers*
May: You just killed two officers.
Bill: They had intentions to kill you too. That's what you told me. Right?
May: Yes.
Bill: Alrighty then. *Gives May a .38* This is the gun I took from the officer who drove us here. Let's get the bodies out of the car, and drive out of here.
SHP 26: *In another car with another officer* They killed them. Get every officer you can down here, we're taking these two down.
SHP 96: *Drives the car towards them*
Bill: We got company. Get in the car.
SHP 96: *Getting close*
Bill: *Shoots the driver*
SHP 96: *Crashes into the car that May was about to get in*
SHP 26: *Dead*
May: I nearly got hurt. Bastards could have gone a different way instead of having to hit that car.
More sirens were heard.
Bill: Take the ammo out of their guns, and use it for the one I gave you.
May: Okay.
Highway Patrol Officers: *Arrive in seven patrol cars, and three motorcycles*
SHP 67: *Pulls out a Thompson* May Thomas!! We don't know who you're with, but we want the both of you to stand up with your hands up!! Stop crouching behind those cars!!
Bill: *Shoots SHP 67*
SHP 29: *Fires two bullets from a 1911 Colt*
SHP 49: *Fires a shell from his shotgun*
Bill: *Shoots SHP 49*
May: *Shoots SHP 29*
SHP 74: Get us a helicopter on the double!!
Bill: *Shoots SHP 74*
SHP 74: Ah!!! *Falls down, dead*
SHP 57: *Takes the Thompson dropped from SHP 67, and fires a whole magazine at May, missing with every shot*
May: *Shoots SHP 57 three times*
Bill: *Sees another car behind a building* May! See that Buick?
May: What about it?!
Bill: Hot wire it! *Throws a lock pick to May* Use this to unlock the door! It won't work on the ignition!
May: *Reloads her .38, and fires four bullets at the Highway Patrol officers, while running to the Buick*
Bill: *Shoots two officers*
SHP 88: *Falls down, knocking over his motorcycle*
The helicopter arrived, and so did four more officers in three patrol cars.
Bill: *Shoots the pilot*
Pilot: *Losing control*
May: *Unlocks the door* Okay, I got it.
Pilot: *Crashes into the desert in the background*
Bill: *Reloads his gun, and shoots two more officers*
SHP 75: *Shoots twice, hitting the window of the car Bill is hiding behind* Let's wrap this up gentlemen! There's only three of us left. Everyone else is too far away.
Bill: *Shoots one officer, then takes cover as five bullets are fired at him*
SHP 43: *Moves closer*
Bill: *Shoots him*
SHP 43: *Falls down*
SHP 91: *Fires three times with a shotgun*
Bill: *Stands up, and shoots SHP 91*
May: *Drives up to Bill, stopping next to him* Hop in.
Bill: *Goes to the right, and sits down next to May*
May: *Drives away* So, this is how we get back to Salt Lake City, huh?
Bill: Yeah.
May: And, how are we going to survive in order to get me to testify?
Bill: I'll think of something.
May: You better think fast, or we're goners.
Bill: Bitch, and moan to me about that another time.
Chief Warren looked at the clock. It was 5 PM.
Chief Warren: *Walks to Gordon* Lieutenant Huff!!
Gordon: *Stands up at his desk* Yes sir.
Chief Warren: Where is Bill Hudson?!
Gordon: How am I supposed to answer that question? Last time I saw him, he was flying to L.A.
Chief Warren: *Walks back to his office*
Inside his office, he talked to someone on his phone.
Chief Warren: They what?! How could one of your own men let them do that?! I understand the Highway Patrol's fuck up with the shoot out, but to let an alcoholic, and a busty slut take you as a hostage, you should fire that man right now... Okay. Talk to the Highway Patrol, and see what they can do. You must get them before they leave California.
It was now night time. Bill, and May entered Barstow.
Bill: We'll stop at that hotel over there. We need to wake up by 6, and get out of here quickly. Understand?
May: Yep.
Bill: *Goes into the parking lot, and parks his car between a Continental, and a station wagon*
Inside their hotel room, Bill sat on the bed, using the phone, while May was laying down next to him.
Gordon: *Hears the phone ringing in his house, and answers* Yes?.... Hudson? Where have you been?!
Bill: Listen to me Gordon, this is very important.
Gordon: I'm listening to you. Let's hope the chief is willing to listen too.
Bill: I'm with the woman he wants me to bring over, but he wants us dead. Both me, and the woman.
Gordon: *Can't believe his ears* ...what?
Bill: You heard me. I'll let you talk to her, and she can explain why.
Gordon: No no no, that's not necessary. What are you two doing now?
Bill: We're still coming over. May has to testify, and I have to bring her in. Now listen, I'm going to call you again at 3 PM tomorrow. I want you to find out as much as you can about what Warren has planned for us. Can you do it?
Gordon: You're asking me to risk my life, to get information for you?
Bill: Will you do it?
Gordon: Yes. I will. Goodnight Bill. *Hangs up*
Bill: *Turns off the light in the room, and lays down next to May* What I don't understand is why my chief wants me dead too.
May: What do you do everyday?
Bill: *Thinks* Shit. My wife. Ever since she left me for that other man, I ended up drinking my life away. Maybe that's why he wants me dead. I wasn't exactly myself when I drank all those cans of beer, but...
May: But that gave him the opportunity to find a man worth killing. To make sure I never made it to Salt Lake City.
Bill: Can't be true.
May: But it is.
Bill: There will be a different truth once I get you into Salt Lake City.
Next morning, Bill, and May woke up to the sound of airplanes passing over the hotel.
Bill: *Gets up* Come on May, we gotta go.
May: What time is it?
Bill: *Looks at the clock* 7. We overslept. The damn alarm must be broken. *Takes off his shirt, and goes to the closet to put on a clean one*
Then, three Highway Patrol officers barged into the room.
SHP 95: Put your hands up you two!!
Bill: *Looks at the officers with his hands up* Hope you don't mind that I'm not wearing a shirt. I was just about to change into a clean one. *Quickly moves his hands down, hitting one officer in the head, and pulling out his gun*
SHP Officers: *Pull out their guns*
Bill: *Shoots one officer*
SHP 53: *Shoots the gun out of Bill's hand* That's enough. I'm giving you two the chance to come quietly.
May: You're talking to the wrong person! *Gets out of the bed*
Bill: *Looks back* May?
May: *Pulls off her dress, touching her boobs* You wanna kill us?! Go ahead!
SHP 53: *Helps 95 get up*
SHP 95: *Takes the gun from the dead Highway Patrol officer*
Both officers were pointing their guns at May.
Bill: *Dives on SHP 95, and pulls his gun out of his grasp, shooting SHP 53, then 95*
May: *Looking at the dead Highway Patrol officers*
Bill: *Gives May her dress* Don't ever do that again. *Looking at her boobs* That LAPD officer was right. You are 36dd.
May: Am I turning you on?
Bill: Yeah.
May: Can you put your cock in between these melons?
Bill: Another time. Put your clothes on. We have to go.
Bill, and May got out of the hotel, only to four more Highway Patrol officers.
SHP 59: *Shoots a bullet, hitting the wall to the left of Bill*
Bill: *Runs while holding May's hand*
May: What are you doing?
Bill: Getting out of here with you! *Running to the car*
SHP 8: Get the airplane!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
SHP 82: *Flying an airplane*
Bill: *Drifts to the left*
SHP 82: *Follows Bill, and shoots 17 bullets. One of them hits the trunk*
Bill: Still have that gun I gave you?
May: Of course.
Bill: Shoot the pilot.
May: *Shoots three bullets, but they all hit the engine*
SHP 82: *Fires more bullets, shattering the front, and back window*
Bill: Did you get hit by any glass?
May: No. I'm okay.
Bill: Wonderful. *Drifts right*
Pilot: *Does a half loop, then follows Bill, firing more bullets. One of them makes the back left tire go flat*
Bill: *Loses control, and goes down a cliff* Hang on!!
May: *Puts on her seat belt*
The pilot flew away, thinking his job was complete. The engine caught on fire as the car continued rolling down the cliff.
Bill: *Hits a rock, flipping the car onto it's right side. It slides all of the way to the bottom, putting serious damage on the whole right side of the car* Get out!! *Kicks the door open* Climb out this way! *Climbs out of the car*
May: *Gets out*
Bill: *Catches her, and carries her while running away*
The car exploded.
Bill: *Sets May down*
May: *Looks at the car* What do we do now?
Bill: Walk. *Walks with May*
Bill, and May were now walking alongside an isolated road. There was nothing but desert surrounding them.
May: Instead of getting me to Salt Lake City, you managed to get me to the middle of nowhere.
Bill: *Turns around, and points at what's coming towards them* What do you see there?
May: It looks like a boat. Do you see that?
Bill: Yeah. We're not having a mirage.
The boat was on a trailer being towed by a truck.
Bill & May: *Jump onto the trailer, and rest in the boat*
Bill: Now we'll get out from the middle of nowhere, and back into civilization.
May: Where does this road even go?
Bill: I don't know, but we'll find out.
May: What if we head back towards the Highway Patrol, and they chase us again?
Bill: Bitch, and moan about that another time, because it won't happen. Remember when you asked if I could put my cock between your melons?
May: You'll do that?
Bill: Yeah, but try to stay quiet, or else the driver will find us back here.
May: *Takes off her dress*
Bill: *Takes off his pants, and underwear*
May: *Puts her breasts around Bill's dick, and rubs it* This will pleasure me more than it will pleasure you.
Bill: I don't know about that.
May: Oh really?
A few minutes later, the driver of the truck stopped at a rest area, with a gas station, and a hot dog stand next to a small, but comfortable hotel.
May: *Still rubbing Bill's dick with her breasts* We stopped.
Bill: Keep your voice down.
Truck Driver: *Pays the gas attendant six dollars, and walks out of the truck*
Bill: *Cums on May's face. Some of it goes onto her tits*
May: I wonder where he's going.
Bill: *Looks at the truck driver* He's going to get a hot dog. When the tank gets full, we'll high tail it out of here in the truck. Stay here in case it doesn't work.
May: Okay.
Bill: *Climbs out of the boat, and gets into the truck. He starts it, and sees that the tank is full. He drives out of the rest area while the fuel pump sprays gasoline onto the road*
Gas Attendant: Hey!!! *Running after the truck*
May: *Shoots the gas, and the station catches on fire*
Bill: You didn't have to do that!
May: It seemed right earlier!
Bill: Just for that, you stay in the boat until our next stop.
Mayor Danforth was at his house watching TV, when he heard a knock on the door.
Mayor Danforth: It's unlocked. Come in.
Chief Warren: *Walks into the house* Mayor!
Mayor Danforth: *Goes to his TV, and hits the off button* Yes Chief?
Chief Warren: *Walks closer* It's been 36 hours since Hudson went to L.A, and he hasn't returned! What the hell is taking him so long?!
Mayor Danforth: Do I look like I know the answer to your question? It was your idea to send him out there to bring May back here.
They went down to the basement to play pool.
Mayor Danforth: *Hits the cue ball, and watches it knock the 6 ball into a side pocket*
Chief Warren: That girl needs to testify. Bill needs to bring her here. I want you to alert all police forces about this at once.
Mayor Danforth: Warren, he could be anywhere. *Hits the cue ball, but it taps the 2 ball, and no balls go into a pocket*
Chief Warren: Really? Where do you think he is, Las Vegas?!
Bill did drive the truck, towing the boat into Las Vegas.
Mayor Danforth: Chief, please-
Chief Warren: Don't please me you bastard! I want Hudson, and Thomas here now!
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Bill: *Standing outside of the truck with May* Warren wants us there now.
May: I know, but why are we stopping?
Bill: Wait right here. *Walks into the gun shop, and points his gun at the cashier* No tricks! I want a 30 caliber machine gun, and an M16! Make sure both guns have over 300 bullets! You're gonna put it all on the boat outside!
Cashier: On a boat?
Bill: On a trailer, being towed by my truck.
Cashier: Yes sir.
May: *Watching Bill, and the cashier get the weapons, and ammo into the boat*
Bill: All of those are for you. I got something else to do to the boat, and the truck.
Bill welded some metal pieces onto the boat to turn it into a machine gun nest for May.
Bill: *Looking at May from the back of the boat* Now if any cops in Salt Lake shoot at you, fire warning shots. If you have to shoot them, only shoot their weapons so they can't return fire. I don't want you to kill any officers.
May: I understand.
Bill: Remember, this is only for Salt Lake City, so if anyone follows us outside of that town, feel free to blow their heads off. I have to make a call. *Walks into the welding station, and goes to a phone*
The clock behind him said 2:53
Gordon: *At his desk in the police station. He hears his phone go off, and picks it up* Hello.
Bill: Alright, I know I'm a little early, but what did you find out from Chief Warren?
Gordon: I heard him talk about snipers. That's all I heard.
Bill: That's all? Come on Gordon! This is a life, and death situation. Do you want the chief to have me, and a busty prostitute murdered?
Gordon: Did you say busty prostitute?
Bill: Gordon, please answer the question.
Gordon: No, I don't want you killed, but Bill, are her, "things" the real deal?
Bill: They are. She had me put my cock in between them six hours ago.
Gordon: Where is she? What if she hears us talking about her rack?
Bill: It turns her on. Find out more about what Warren's doing. I'll call you tomorrow morning at 10.
Gordon: Yes Captain. Goodbye. *Hangs up*
May: *Walks over to Bill* Who were you talking to?
Bill: My friend, Gordon Huff. He's getting us info about Warren's plan of attack.
May: What if he doesn't get enough info, and we die?
Bill: Bitch, and moan about that another time. It's time to go.
Next morning at 10:03
Bill: *In a phone booth*
Gordon: *Picks up his phone at his house* Yes?
Bill: What are you doing at home? Don't you have to be in the station?
Gordon: I'm sick, but I got more info for you. Chief Warren was talking to Mayor Danforth, and they're setting up a roadblock near the station if you pass the snipers.
Bill: The mayor's in on this too?
Gordon: I'm afraid so.
Bill: No. I find that hard to believe. Talk to the mayor, find out what he really knows. I'm five miles from Salt Lake City. Meet me by the bridge, and if you can, bring the mayor with you.
Gordon: Okay Bill. See you there. *Hangs up*
Bill: *Hangs up*
May: *Walks over to Bill* I bought us some soda while they were refueling the truck.
Bill: That's fine, thank you. Is the tank full?
May: Yeah.
Bill: Then we better get going. *Walks back to the truck with May*
Gordon was still at his house, talking to the mayor on his phone.
Mayor Danforth: The Chief? Are you sure Huff?
Gordon: Hudson told me. He's with May, driving back here right now. He wants us to meet him under the bridge just outside the city.
Mayor Danforth: Okay, I'll be down there as quickly as I can.
Gordon: Hurry. Hudson, and the prostitute are only 5 miles away from the bridge. We don't want to be late.
Mayor Danforth: I'll be there soon Lieutenant. *Hangs up*
Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth under a highway bridge. They were waiting for Bill, and May.
Bill: *Stops behind Gordon, and Mayor Danforth*
Mayor Danforth: *Looks at Bill's truck, and boat, fortified with steel* It's a rolling fortress.
Bill: *Steps out of the truck*
Gordon: *Looks at Bill* Bill, what the hell have you been doing?
Bill: Surviving. Chief Warren hired officers of the LAPD, and State Highway Patrol in California to kill May, and the guy bringing her to Salt Lake City to testify, all because she raped his cousin.
Mayor Danforth: The guy bringing her in to testify.
Gordon: You. He chose you to bring her here so he could kill you for your drinking problem.
Bill: Yeah well I'll give Warren a problem once I get to the station. You two can follow us if you want. *Walks back into the truck*
Gordon: Bill, you don't have to do this.
Bill: Yes I do. *Drives the truck*
Gordon: Shit. Those snipers will get him now.
There were at least 20 police officers with sniper rifles on both sides of the street Bill was travelling on to get to the police station.
Snipers: *Firing bullets*
Bill: *Watching the bullets hit the metal he welded on the truck*
May: *Using the .30 Caliber machine gun, she hits three rifles, making them fall out of the grip of the police officers*
Bill: *Turns right*
Snipers: *Start shooting at the boat*
May: *Hits more rifles with the machine gun*
Chief Warren: *In his office, talking on the phone* Why did you call me? Did you get rid of them?
Sniper: That's why I'm calling you sir. We tried shooting them, but their vehicle is heavily armored, and someone is shooting our rifles with a .30 caliber machine gun.
Chief Warren: Never mind. If none of you can stop them, I'm sure the roadblock will.
They passed a few more snipers, and they stopped firing.
Sniper 84: That's it. They're out of range.
Sniper 52: Let's hope those guys at the roadblock know what they're up against.
The roadblock consisted of two police cars, three cement barriers, and seven officers with M14 rifles.
Police Officer 26: How fast are they going?
Police Officer 90: 70 I think. Fire.
Police Officers: *Firing their rifles*
Bill: *Ducks as seven of the bullets hit the front window*
The truck rammed one of the police cars out of the way, and Bill was able to turn right to go to the police station.
Bill: *Gets out of the truck, and watches May get out of the boat on the trailer behind the truck* We find Warren, interrogate him, arrest him, and then we'll take you to the courthouse to testify.
May: Okay.
Police Officers: *Run up to Bill, and May*
May: *Points the M16 at them* Stay back!
Bill: Easy. *Makes May point the gun at the ground*
Police Officer 72: Hudson?
Police Officer 94: No one told me we were trying to kill you. *Looks at May* And this beautiful lady.
May: *Hugs Bill* I'm his.
Chief Warren: *Walks out with a revolver* What are you guys doing?! Shoot them!!
Police Officers: *Pointing their guns at Chief Warren*
Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth.
Chief Warren: *Sees the Mayor* Mayor! Thank goodness. *Walks to the Mayor* As you can see here, my own men are going against me. We have to stop them.
Mayor Danforth: I don't think so Warren. I heard about you trying to kill Bill, and May. Your men have every right to point their guns at you. You're fired.
Chief Warren: Fired?!?? *Turns around to shoot Bill, and May*
Police Officers: *Shoot Chief Warren, until he dies*
May: Now what?
Bill: Bitch and moan about how we weren't going to make it here.
Police Officers: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 2:18): link
May: *Kisses Bill*
Bill: *Walks with May to the courthouse*
Gordon & Mayor Danforth: *Following Bill, and May with the other police officers*
Cast
SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 29, 2016
Derek: *Putting the Mondeo back together*
Ian: And this is why you ride us trains. Not cars.
Derek: Shut up green diesel. I don't need you to tell me what to do.
Ian: You won't be saying that when I come back. *Leaves with his train*
S.B: We'll be back at 8:30 with Shado! Shado! Shado!
Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*
A basketball hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.
Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come you look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna show you two fan fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A Star Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the show.
Song: link
Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bed with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor next to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
The sun was rising over Salt Late City, and Bill, despite being drunk, was doing an impressive job of driving the 35 mile an hour speed limit, while staying on his side of the road.
Bill: *Turns right, going onto Interstate 89*
Skip the song to 2:18
Bill: *Passes an intersection as the light turns yellow*
People: *Driving their cars as their light turns green*
Bill: *Takes a right, into the parking lot of a police station. He slowly moves the car towards a parking space marked Captain Bill Hudson. He parks the car in his space, and gets out. He slowly walks to the police station*
Once he got in, he was greeted by Gordon.
Gordon: You're late Hudson.
Bill: Who's complaining?
Gordon: Well-
Bill: Besides you Lieutenant.
Gordon: The chief has been asking me about you since 7. You're 30 minutes late.
Bill: So what? *Walks to the chief's office*
Gordon: He's got an important assignment for you. Try to at least make yourself look decent! And get rid of that stench of booze!
Bill walked into the Chief's office.
Bill: *Sees Chief Warren with Mayor Danforth* Chief Warren.
Chief Warren: Hudson. Go ahead, and take a seat.
Bill: *Sits down* Lieutenant Huff says you have an important assignment for me.
Mayor Danforth: We have an important assignment for you Captain.
Chief Warren: You were on vacation about a week ago when this happened, but we had a woman walk around this town, getting involved in prostitution, and murder.
Bill: How did she get into that combo?
Chief Warren: She was having sex with a man, but he was a homosexual, and was dating another man. However, he wanted to try some pussy before breaking up with his boyfriend, when he arrived. He threatened to kill them, when the woman shot him with a 38.
Bill: Where is the woman?
Mayor Danforth: That's why I'm here. LAPD caught her harassing a man, and they notified me about it.
Chief Warren: You see, we need her here to testify. About her murder. We got you a ticket to Los Angeles, and your flight leaves at 12. She needs to testify today at 4. You should be back by 2:30, if nothing delays you.
Bill: I will not be delayed in any way. I will complete this task for you with no foul ups.
Mayor Danforth: Here's your ticket. *Gives Bill his ticket* It's round trip, so keep it with you until you return here.
Bill: Yes sir. *Walks away*
Chief Warren: He's the best choice for this assignment.
Mayor Danforth: Why?
Chief Warren: I've heard a lot of things about the woman he's going to bring here. She can be troublesome, but not for Bill Hudson. We call him the challenger, because he can deal with tough assignments like they're nothing.
Gordon: *Sees Bill, and follows him* What did he say?
Bill: He gave me a special assignment. If you're still here at 11:30, I need you to do something for me.
Gordon: What is it?
Bill: When the time comes, I'll tell you.
When it was 11:30, Bill returned to the station in a taxi. He walked back inside, and went to Gordon's desk.
Bill: *Steps in front of Gordon* Lieutenant, it's time.
Gordon: For what?
Bill: Remember that assignment I told you about?
Gordon: Yeah.
Bill: Well I dropped my car off back at my house, and now I'm going to Los Angeles.
Gordon: Why are you going all the way to Los Angeles?
Bill: To bring a woman here, she needs to testify over a murder. Now let's go. I need a ride to the airport.
Bill's plane left for Los Angeles at 11:59, one minute early.
Bill: *Walking out of the airport*
LAPD 63: Mr. Hudson?
Bill: Yes.
LAPD 63: Come with me, and I'll take you to your woman.
Bill: *Goes with the officer into a police car. They drive to a jail* My superiors never told me who this woman is that I'm taking back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 63: May Thomas. She's blonde, 26, and her tits are 36dd.
Bill: Too much information?
LAPD 63: Alright, next time you wanna know about a woman, I'll only tell you about her tits.
Bill: *About to say something, but closes his mouth*
In two minutes, they arrived at the jail.
Bill: *Walks out of the car, and into the jail*
LAPD 63: *Follows him* He's here for May Thomas.
LAPD 52: Ah, the woman heading for Salt Lake City. Okay, follow me. *Walks with Bill to May's jail cell*
May: *Sitting in her cell*
LAPD 52: *Arrives with Bill* Ms. Thomas? Your chaperone back to Salt Lake City has arrived.
May: *Looks at Bill* You're from Salt Lake City?
Bill: That's right. Let's go.
LAPD 52: *Opens the door* Out of your cell Misses.
May: *Walks to Bill* You gotta listen to me, *Points to the LAPD officer* These guys won't. If we go back, they're gonna kill us.
Bill: Who?
May: Your chief.
Bill: Why?
LAPD 52: Let's go.
Bill: Alright, we're coming.
May: No we're not!
Bill: Look, I don't know what kind of game you're trying to play, but we're going back to Salt Lake City.
May: NO! I DON'T WANT TO!!
Bill: *Carrying May*
May: THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!
Bill: Oh shut up.
LAPD 52: *Walks with Bill, and May to the police car, nodding to LAPD 63*
Bill: I'll sit in the back with her while you drive.
LAPD 52: Yes sir.
Bill, and May were getting close to the airport.
LAPD 52: Okay, thanks for stopping by Hudson.
Bill: No problem.
LAPD 52: *Turns right into an alleyway, and stops*
Bill: *Pulls out his gun* What the hell do you think you're doing?
LAPD 52: *Has his hand on his gun, but decides not to pull it out* Ah shit.
Bill: *Takes the LAPD's gun, and puts it on the dashboard* You wanna explain what's going on?
LAPD 52: *Points back to May with his thumb* Well, the lady was telling you the truth. Your chief? She raped his cousin. That's why he wants her dead. Every officer in your department has been looking for her.
Bill: So the prostitution, and murder is false.
May: No, but I really don't wanna go back there.
Bill: Do you have other officers in the airport?
LAPD 52: Yes.
Bill: Okay. Drive to Bakersfield. We'll find another ride there, and work our way back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 52: Yes sir. *Backs up from the alleyway, and drives for Bakersfield*
As they started moving forward again, they passed a State Highway Patrol car with two men inside.
LAPD 52: Now how are you going to get May to testify without getting yourselves shot?
Bill: Haven't thought of that yet, but I'll think of something.
LAPD 52: That's what they all say.
Bill: Hey, remember that you have a gun pointed to your head, so shut the fuck up.
LAPD 52: I'm very sorry.
Bill: Don't be. Just drop us off at Bakersfield.
LAPD 52: I heard you the first time.
May: How are we going to get to Salt Lake City after we get to Bakersfield?
Bill: You think I'm telling you with this guy here?
LAPD 52: Hey, if you don't trust me, why don't you shoot me?
Bill: Don't tempt me. *Pulls back the hammer*
May: Why would you want him to shoot you?
LAPD 52: Hey lady, how about you take your dress off, and show me those tanks?
Bill: Both of you, keep your fucking mouth shut, until we get to Bakersfield.
May: But I'm on your side.
Bill: Doesn't matter.
LAPD 52: I bet you as soon as you step foot into Salt Lake City, they'll blow your heads off.
May: I bet you've never had sex with a real woman like me.
LAPD 52: AHHHHHHH!!! *Stops on the side of the road*
May: Why did you stop? Keep going.
LAPD 52: *Reaches for his Gun*
Bill: *Takes it, and points it at LAPD 52, along with his own gun* You heard her, now go!
LAPD 52: *Infuriated as he continues to drive*
Song: link
Bakersfield. The LAPD officer stopped there to let Bill, and May off.
Bill: *Gets out with May* Thanks for everything. Tell anyone where we are, and I'll kill you.
LAPD 52: You're bluffing.
Bill: *Points his gun at LAPD 52* Just go.
LAPD 52: *Drives away*
Bill: *Walks with May*
May: Now what?
Bill: *Drops his plane ticket on the ground* I won't be needing that. How much money have you got?
May: Three grand.
Bill: They let you keep that?
May: Of course. It's mine. I got it for working.
Bill: Was this an actual job, or just prostitution?
May: Haha. So what are we going to do?
Bill: Find a place that sells cars. I got $1,700 with me, so we should have enough for our trip.
Stop the song
A highway patrol car was heading to Bakersfield.
SHP 52: California State Highway Patrol car 25, the LAPD officer dropped off May Thomas in Bakersfield. Request back up, we're going in for the arrest.
Dispatch: Affirmative.
SHP 55: They could be armed.
SHP 52: That's why I called for back up. Drive towards them.
Bill: *Points to a building* There we go. I see a few cars there.
SHP 55: *Stops next to them*
SHP 52: *Points his gun at May* You there! Get inside right now!
Bill: *Pulls out his gun, and shoots the two officers*
May: You just killed two officers.
Bill: They had intentions to kill you too. That's what you told me. Right?
May: Yes.
Bill: Alrighty then. *Gives May a .38* This is the gun I took from the officer who drove us here. Let's get the bodies out of the car, and drive out of here.
SHP 26: *In another car with another officer* They killed them. Get every officer you can down here, we're taking these two down.
SHP 96: *Drives the car towards them*
Bill: We got company. Get in the car.
SHP 96: *Getting close*
Bill: *Shoots the driver*
SHP 96: *Crashes into the car that May was about to get in*
SHP 26: *Dead*
May: I nearly got hurt. Bastards could have gone a different way instead of having to hit that car.
More sirens were heard.
Bill: Take the ammo out of their guns, and use it for the one I gave you.
May: Okay.
Highway Patrol Officers: *Arrive in seven patrol cars, and three motorcycles*
SHP 67: *Pulls out a Thompson* May Thomas!! We don't know who you're with, but we want the both of you to stand up with your hands up!! Stop crouching behind those cars!!
Bill: *Shoots SHP 67*
SHP 29: *Fires two bullets from a 1911 Colt*
SHP 49: *Fires a shell from his shotgun*
Bill: *Shoots SHP 49*
May: *Shoots SHP 29*
SHP 74: Get us a helicopter on the double!!
Bill: *Shoots SHP 74*
SHP 74: Ah!!! *Falls down, dead*
SHP 57: *Takes the Thompson dropped from SHP 67, and fires a whole magazine at May, missing with every shot*
May: *Shoots SHP 57 three times*
Bill: *Sees another car behind a building* May! See that Buick?
May: What about it?!
Bill: Hot wire it! *Throws a lock pick to May* Use this to unlock the door! It won't work on the ignition!
May: *Reloads her .38, and fires four bullets at the Highway Patrol officers, while running to the Buick*
Bill: *Shoots two officers*
SHP 88: *Falls down, knocking over his motorcycle*
The helicopter arrived, and so did four more officers in three patrol cars.
Bill: *Shoots the pilot*
Pilot: *Losing control*
May: *Unlocks the door* Okay, I got it.
Pilot: *Crashes into the desert in the background*
Bill: *Reloads his gun, and shoots two more officers*
SHP 75: *Shoots twice, hitting the window of the car Bill is hiding behind* Let's wrap this up gentlemen! There's only three of us left. Everyone else is too far away.
Bill: *Shoots one officer, then takes cover as five bullets are fired at him*
SHP 43: *Moves closer*
Bill: *Shoots him*
SHP 43: *Falls down*
SHP 91: *Fires three times with a shotgun*
Bill: *Stands up, and shoots SHP 91*
May: *Drives up to Bill, stopping next to him* Hop in.
Bill: *Goes to the right, and sits down next to May*
May: *Drives away* So, this is how we get back to Salt Lake City, huh?
Bill: Yeah.
May: And, how are we going to survive in order to get me to testify?
Bill: I'll think of something.
May: You better think fast, or we're goners.
Bill: Bitch, and moan to me about that another time.
Chief Warren looked at the clock. It was 5 PM.
Chief Warren: *Walks to Gordon* Lieutenant Huff!!
Gordon: *Stands up at his desk* Yes sir.
Chief Warren: Where is Bill Hudson?!
Gordon: How am I supposed to answer that question? Last time I saw him, he was flying to L.A.
Chief Warren: *Walks back to his office*
Inside his office, he talked to someone on his phone.
Chief Warren: They what?! How could one of your own men let them do that?! I understand the Highway Patrol's fuck up with the shoot out, but to let an alcoholic, and a busty slut take you as a hostage, you should fire that man right now... Okay. Talk to the Highway Patrol, and see what they can do. You must get them before they leave California.
It was now night time. Bill, and May entered Barstow.
Bill: We'll stop at that hotel over there. We need to wake up by 6, and get out of here quickly. Understand?
May: Yep.
Bill: *Goes into the parking lot, and parks his car between a Continental, and a station wagon*
Inside their hotel room, Bill sat on the bed, using the phone, while May was laying down next to him.
Gordon: *Hears the phone ringing in his house, and answers* Yes?.... Hudson? Where have you been?!
Bill: Listen to me Gordon, this is very important.
Gordon: I'm listening to you. Let's hope the chief is willing to listen too.
Bill: I'm with the woman he wants me to bring over, but he wants us dead. Both me, and the woman.
Gordon: *Can't believe his ears* ...what?
Bill: You heard me. I'll let you talk to her, and she can explain why.
Gordon: No no no, that's not necessary. What are you two doing now?
Bill: We're still coming over. May has to testify, and I have to bring her in. Now listen, I'm going to call you again at 3 PM tomorrow. I want you to find out as much as you can about what Warren has planned for us. Can you do it?
Gordon: You're asking me to risk my life, to get information for you?
Bill: Will you do it?
Gordon: Yes. I will. Goodnight Bill. *Hangs up*
Bill: *Turns off the light in the room, and lays down next to May* What I don't understand is why my chief wants me dead too.
May: What do you do everyday?
Bill: *Thinks* Shit. My wife. Ever since she left me for that other man, I ended up drinking my life away. Maybe that's why he wants me dead. I wasn't exactly myself when I drank all those cans of beer, but...
May: But that gave him the opportunity to find a man worth killing. To make sure I never made it to Salt Lake City.
Bill: Can't be true.
May: But it is.
Bill: There will be a different truth once I get you into Salt Lake City.
Next morning, Bill, and May woke up to the sound of airplanes passing over the hotel.
Bill: *Gets up* Come on May, we gotta go.
May: What time is it?
Bill: *Looks at the clock* 7. We overslept. The damn alarm must be broken. *Takes off his shirt, and goes to the closet to put on a clean one*
Then, three Highway Patrol officers barged into the room.
SHP 95: Put your hands up you two!!
Bill: *Looks at the officers with his hands up* Hope you don't mind that I'm not wearing a shirt. I was just about to change into a clean one. *Quickly moves his hands down, hitting one officer in the head, and pulling out his gun*
SHP Officers: *Pull out their guns*
Bill: *Shoots one officer*
SHP 53: *Shoots the gun out of Bill's hand* That's enough. I'm giving you two the chance to come quietly.
May: You're talking to the wrong person! *Gets out of the bed*
Bill: *Looks back* May?
May: *Pulls off her dress, touching her boobs* You wanna kill us?! Go ahead!
SHP 53: *Helps 95 get up*
SHP 95: *Takes the gun from the dead Highway Patrol officer*
Both officers were pointing their guns at May.
Bill: *Dives on SHP 95, and pulls his gun out of his grasp, shooting SHP 53, then 95*
May: *Looking at the dead Highway Patrol officers*
Bill: *Gives May her dress* Don't ever do that again. *Looking at her boobs* That LAPD officer was right. You are 36dd.
May: Am I turning you on?
Bill: Yeah.
May: Can you put your cock in between these melons?
Bill: Another time. Put your clothes on. We have to go.
Bill, and May got out of the hotel, only to four more Highway Patrol officers.
SHP 59: *Shoots a bullet, hitting the wall to the left of Bill*
Bill: *Runs while holding May's hand*
May: What are you doing?
Bill: Getting out of here with you! *Running to the car*
SHP 8: Get the airplane!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
SHP 82: *Flying an airplane*
Bill: *Drifts to the left*
SHP 82: *Follows Bill, and shoots 17 bullets. One of them hits the trunk*
Bill: Still have that gun I gave you?
May: Of course.
Bill: Shoot the pilot.
May: *Shoots three bullets, but they all hit the engine*
SHP 82: *Fires more bullets, shattering the front, and back window*
Bill: Did you get hit by any glass?
May: No. I'm okay.
Bill: Wonderful. *Drifts right*
Pilot: *Does a half loop, then follows Bill, firing more bullets. One of them makes the back left tire go flat*
Bill: *Loses control, and goes down a cliff* Hang on!!
May: *Puts on her seat belt*
The pilot flew away, thinking his job was complete. The engine caught on fire as the car continued rolling down the cliff.
Bill: *Hits a rock, flipping the car onto it's right side. It slides all of the way to the bottom, putting serious damage on the whole right side of the car* Get out!! *Kicks the door open* Climb out this way! *Climbs out of the car*
May: *Gets out*
Bill: *Catches her, and carries her while running away*
The car exploded.
Bill: *Sets May down*
May: *Looks at the car* What do we do now?
Bill: Walk. *Walks with May*
Bill, and May were now walking alongside an isolated road. There was nothing but desert surrounding them.
May: Instead of getting me to Salt Lake City, you managed to get me to the middle of nowhere.
Bill: *Turns around, and points at what's coming towards them* What do you see there?
May: It looks like a boat. Do you see that?
Bill: Yeah. We're not having a mirage.
The boat was on a trailer being towed by a truck.
Bill & May: *Jump onto the trailer, and rest in the boat*
Bill: Now we'll get out from the middle of nowhere, and back into civilization.
May: Where does this road even go?
Bill: I don't know, but we'll find out.
May: What if we head back towards the Highway Patrol, and they chase us again?
Bill: Bitch, and moan about that another time, because it won't happen. Remember when you asked if I could put my cock between your melons?
May: You'll do that?
Bill: Yeah, but try to stay quiet, or else the driver will find us back here.
May: *Takes off her dress*
Bill: *Takes off his pants, and underwear*
May: *Puts her breasts around Bill's dick, and rubs it* This will pleasure me more than it will pleasure you.
Bill: I don't know about that.
May: Oh really?
A few minutes later, the driver of the truck stopped at a rest area, with a gas station, and a hot dog stand next to a small, but comfortable hotel.
May: *Still rubbing Bill's dick with her breasts* We stopped.
Bill: Keep your voice down.
Truck Driver: *Pays the gas attendant six dollars, and walks out of the truck*
Bill: *Cums on May's face. Some of it goes onto her tits*
May: I wonder where he's going.
Bill: *Looks at the truck driver* He's going to get a hot dog. When the tank gets full, we'll high tail it out of here in the truck. Stay here in case it doesn't work.
May: Okay.
Bill: *Climbs out of the boat, and gets into the truck. He starts it, and sees that the tank is full. He drives out of the rest area while the fuel pump sprays gasoline onto the road*
Gas Attendant: Hey!!! *Running after the truck*
May: *Shoots the gas, and the station catches on fire*
Bill: You didn't have to do that!
May: It seemed right earlier!
Bill: Just for that, you stay in the boat until our next stop.
Mayor Danforth was at his house watching TV, when he heard a knock on the door.
Mayor Danforth: It's unlocked. Come in.
Chief Warren: *Walks into the house* Mayor!
Mayor Danforth: *Goes to his TV, and hits the off button* Yes Chief?
Chief Warren: *Walks closer* It's been 36 hours since Hudson went to L.A, and he hasn't returned! What the hell is taking him so long?!
Mayor Danforth: Do I look like I know the answer to your question? It was your idea to send him out there to bring May back here.
They went down to the basement to play pool.
Mayor Danforth: *Hits the cue ball, and watches it knock the 6 ball into a side pocket*
Chief Warren: That girl needs to testify. Bill needs to bring her here. I want you to alert all police forces about this at once.
Mayor Danforth: Warren, he could be anywhere. *Hits the cue ball, but it taps the 2 ball, and no balls go into a pocket*
Chief Warren: Really? Where do you think he is, Las Vegas?!
Bill did drive the truck, towing the boat into Las Vegas.
Mayor Danforth: Chief, please-
Chief Warren: Don't please me you bastard! I want Hudson, and Thomas here now!
* * *
Bill: *Standing outside of the truck with May* Warren wants us there now.
May: I know, but why are we stopping?
Bill: Wait right here. *Walks into the gun shop, and points his gun at the cashier* No tricks! I want a 30 caliber machine gun, and an M16! Make sure both guns have over 300 bullets! You're gonna put it all on the boat outside!
Cashier: On a boat?
Bill: On a trailer, being towed by my truck.
Cashier: Yes sir.
May: *Watching Bill, and the cashier get the weapons, and ammo into the boat*
Bill: All of those are for you. I got something else to do to the boat, and the truck.
Bill welded some metal pieces onto the boat to turn it into a machine gun nest for May.
Bill: *Looking at May from the back of the boat* Now if any cops in Salt Lake shoot at you, fire warning shots. If you have to shoot them, only shoot their weapons so they can't return fire. I don't want you to kill any officers.
May: I understand.
Bill: Remember, this is only for Salt Lake City, so if anyone follows us outside of that town, feel free to blow their heads off. I have to make a call. *Walks into the welding station, and goes to a phone*
The clock behind him said 2:53
Gordon: *At his desk in the police station. He hears his phone go off, and picks it up* Hello.
Bill: Alright, I know I'm a little early, but what did you find out from Chief Warren?
Gordon: I heard him talk about snipers. That's all I heard.
Bill: That's all? Come on Gordon! This is a life, and death situation. Do you want the chief to have me, and a busty prostitute murdered?
Gordon: Did you say busty prostitute?
Bill: Gordon, please answer the question.
Gordon: No, I don't want you killed, but Bill, are her, "things" the real deal?
Bill: They are. She had me put my cock in between them six hours ago.
Gordon: Where is she? What if she hears us talking about her rack?
Bill: It turns her on. Find out more about what Warren's doing. I'll call you tomorrow morning at 10.
Gordon: Yes Captain. Goodbye. *Hangs up*
May: *Walks over to Bill* Who were you talking to?
Bill: My friend, Gordon Huff. He's getting us info about Warren's plan of attack.
May: What if he doesn't get enough info, and we die?
Bill: Bitch, and moan about that another time. It's time to go.
Next morning at 10:03
Bill: *In a phone booth*
Gordon: *Picks up his phone at his house* Yes?
Bill: What are you doing at home? Don't you have to be in the station?
Gordon: I'm sick, but I got more info for you. Chief Warren was talking to Mayor Danforth, and they're setting up a roadblock near the station if you pass the snipers.
Bill: The mayor's in on this too?
Gordon: I'm afraid so.
Bill: No. I find that hard to believe. Talk to the mayor, find out what he really knows. I'm five miles from Salt Lake City. Meet me by the bridge, and if you can, bring the mayor with you.
Gordon: Okay Bill. See you there. *Hangs up*
Bill: *Hangs up*
May: *Walks over to Bill* I bought us some soda while they were refueling the truck.
Bill: That's fine, thank you. Is the tank full?
May: Yeah.
Bill: Then we better get going. *Walks back to the truck with May*
Gordon was still at his house, talking to the mayor on his phone.
Mayor Danforth: The Chief? Are you sure Huff?
Gordon: Hudson told me. He's with May, driving back here right now. He wants us to meet him under the bridge just outside the city.
Mayor Danforth: Okay, I'll be down there as quickly as I can.
Gordon: Hurry. Hudson, and the prostitute are only 5 miles away from the bridge. We don't want to be late.
Mayor Danforth: I'll be there soon Lieutenant. *Hangs up*
Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth under a highway bridge. They were waiting for Bill, and May.
Bill: *Stops behind Gordon, and Mayor Danforth*
Mayor Danforth: *Looks at Bill's truck, and boat, fortified with steel* It's a rolling fortress.
Bill: *Steps out of the truck*
Gordon: *Looks at Bill* Bill, what the hell have you been doing?
Bill: Surviving. Chief Warren hired officers of the LAPD, and State Highway Patrol in California to kill May, and the guy bringing her to Salt Lake City to testify, all because she raped his cousin.
Mayor Danforth: The guy bringing her in to testify.
Gordon: You. He chose you to bring her here so he could kill you for your drinking problem.
Bill: Yeah well I'll give Warren a problem once I get to the station. You two can follow us if you want. *Walks back into the truck*
Gordon: Bill, you don't have to do this.
Bill: Yes I do. *Drives the truck*
Gordon: Shit. Those snipers will get him now.
There were at least 20 police officers with sniper rifles on both sides of the street Bill was travelling on to get to the police station.
Snipers: *Firing bullets*
Bill: *Watching the bullets hit the metal he welded on the truck*
May: *Using the .30 Caliber machine gun, she hits three rifles, making them fall out of the grip of the police officers*
Bill: *Turns right*
Snipers: *Start shooting at the boat*
May: *Hits more rifles with the machine gun*
Chief Warren: *In his office, talking on the phone* Why did you call me? Did you get rid of them?
Sniper: That's why I'm calling you sir. We tried shooting them, but their vehicle is heavily armored, and someone is shooting our rifles with a .30 caliber machine gun.
Chief Warren: Never mind. If none of you can stop them, I'm sure the roadblock will.
They passed a few more snipers, and they stopped firing.
Sniper 84: That's it. They're out of range.
Sniper 52: Let's hope those guys at the roadblock know what they're up against.
The roadblock consisted of two police cars, three cement barriers, and seven officers with M14 rifles.
Police Officer 26: How fast are they going?
Police Officer 90: 70 I think. Fire.
Police Officers: *Firing their rifles*
Bill: *Ducks as seven of the bullets hit the front window*
The truck rammed one of the police cars out of the way, and Bill was able to turn right to go to the police station.
Bill: *Gets out of the truck, and watches May get out of the boat on the trailer behind the truck* We find Warren, interrogate him, arrest him, and then we'll take you to the courthouse to testify.
May: Okay.
Police Officers: *Run up to Bill, and May*
May: *Points the M16 at them* Stay back!
Bill: Easy. *Makes May point the gun at the ground*
Police Officer 72: Hudson?
Police Officer 94: No one told me we were trying to kill you. *Looks at May* And this beautiful lady.
May: *Hugs Bill* I'm his.
Chief Warren: *Walks out with a revolver* What are you guys doing?! Shoot them!!
Police Officers: *Pointing their guns at Chief Warren*
Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth.
Chief Warren: *Sees the Mayor* Mayor! Thank goodness. *Walks to the Mayor* As you can see here, my own men are going against me. We have to stop them.
Mayor Danforth: I don't think so Warren. I heard about you trying to kill Bill, and May. Your men have every right to point their guns at you. You're fired.
Chief Warren: Fired?!?? *Turns around to shoot Bill, and May*
Police Officers: *Shoot Chief Warren, until he dies*
May: Now what?
Bill: Bitch and moan about how we weren't going to make it here.
Police Officers: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 2:18): link
May: *Kisses Bill*
Bill: *Walks with May to the courthouse*
Gordon & Mayor Danforth: *Following Bill, and May with the other police officers*
Cast
SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 29, 2016
Derek: *Putting the Mondeo back together*
Ian: And this is why you ride us trains. Not cars.
Derek: Shut up green diesel. I don't need you to tell me what to do.
Ian: You won't be saying that when I come back. *Leaves with his train*
S.B: We'll be back at 8:30 with Shado! Shado! Shado!
Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this list we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the Mushroom Kingdom to space itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small star creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my favorite of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an overall conundrum...
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Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the Halloween season. I’m just gonna pick up one at random and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out by the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film by horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.
Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm Street follows the small...
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Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm Street follows the small...
100: Repo! The Genetic Opera
99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness
89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho
79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...
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99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness
89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho
79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...
Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as brave while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, you can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell you all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, or Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list
#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
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Boulders
#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
It doesn’t take a lot to get my interest in some games. One of the most likely things that can sell me on a game is how good the art is. And it’s real damn good to see a game that has been carefully drawn, picture by picture, all to get down the perfect animation. And no game has ever gotten that style of hand drawn animation for each character like the classic Skullgirls.
Skullgirls is one of my favorite fighting games out there simply for hte style, but I like it for other reasons too, of course. Skullgirls takes place in a sort of 1930s esque city, where a fabled McGuffin known...
Narrator: Are you looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got more suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, or two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got more action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, or you’re ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! Or don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, or two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got more action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, or you’re ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! Or don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
