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Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are you supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!
The screen turns black as the fan fiction begins.
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Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See you next Saturday.
Cape May, 1971
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A WindWakerGuy430 Fan Fiction
Six Shooters 5
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Bri Burke as Casey Penn
A taxi is seen turning right onto Pittsburgh Avenue. Inside the taxi is Casey.
Casey: *Staring at the taxi driver, falling in love with him*
The song fades away as the taxi stops in front of Harry's house.
Taxi Driver: You sure I can't have the boat you used to get into town?
Casey: Sorry, but I got something better. Take off your pants.
Taxi Driver: Whoa whoa, that's really not necessary.
Casey: I said take off your pants.
Up ahead, Alan was using his car to chase a suspect. Harry was sitting next to him.
Harry: He's getting away!
Alan: Oh no he's not.
Taxi Driver: Forget it, just pay me in cash.
Casey: Fine. You could have had something spectacular. *Pays him $15*
Suspect: *Drives past at 100 miles an hour*
Alan: *Also passes by*
Taxi Driver: What the hell was that?!
Casey: That was my cousin, with his sexy partner. Looks like he finally got that brand new Corvette he wanted.
Suspect: *Drifting right onto Beach Avenue*
Harry: He took a right. He's on Beach Avenue now.
Dispatch: Copy that, all units, suspect in stolen car is now westbound on Beach Avenue. Stolen car is a 1966 Pontiac GTO, in dark green. New Jersey license plates are Charles, David, Sam, 3, 2, George.
Alan: Bikes!!
Suspect: *Goes onto the left side of the road to avoid three people on bicycles*
Alan: *Honks his horn, passing the bikers*
Suspect: *Sticks out a Walther PPK*
Alan: Oh no you don't. *Pulls out his .38 revolver*
Harry: Alan, don't!!
Alan: *Shoots the gun out of the suspect's hand*
Harry: Never mind.
Alan: I'm not letting this son of a bitch ruin my ride. I had that happen to me three years ago, and it was a shitty experience.
Harry: You got a Mustang. It wasn't that bad.
Alan: Well it's not bad anymore now that it's gone.
Suspect: *Turns right*
Harry: He's taking another right!
Alan: I see him.
Harry: He's northbound on Philadelphia Avenue!
Stuart: Roger that. Me, and Camryn are in position.
Alan: I was wondering where those two were.
Stuart got himself another Packard. A 1958 Hawk.
Stuart: *Drifts, blocking the road*
Camryn: You think this will work?
Stuart: It better, otherwise I'll have to spend a fortune to fix this car.
Suspect: *Turns around, but gets blocked by Alan in his Corvette*
Harry: Dispatch, we got him. Call a squad car here to pick up the suspect.
While Alan stood with Harry, Camryn, and Stuart, watching their suspect go to jail, Harry noticed something.
Harry: Hey Alan, let me have a closer look at that gun.
Alan: *Gives Harry his gun*
Harry: *Looks in the cylinder, seeing eight bullets* You've upgraded this thing to hold eight bullets?
Alan: Nah. The whole gun is brand new.
Harry: What happened to your six shooter?
Alan: Sold it, so I could buy this. You really don't need to make a big fuss over this.
Harry: I'm sorry. I thought we were calling ourselves six shooters.
Stuart: Where did you get that idea?
Harry: Well unlike you and Camryn, me and Alan still use six shooters.
Alan: Not anymore. I use an eight shooter.
Harry: Well it's still the same type of gun that I use.
Camryn: Guys, we should get back on patrol.
Alan: Camryn's right. Let's finish this up later. *Gets into his Corvette with Harry* And Stuart, keep taking care of my girlfriend for me. Okay?
Stuart: No problem. *Gets back in his car with Camryn*
The two cars took off in opposite directions.
Later at the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn, Alan was sitting on a bench in the back, enjoying the warm sunshine, providing 70 degree temperature.
Alan: *Eating a ham sandwich with lettuce, onions, mustard, and pickles*
Camryn: *Sits next to him* Hey.
Alan: Hey to you too. So, how is my favorite female police officer?
Camryn: Horny.
Alan: Of course you are.
Camryn: Why don't you finish your sandwich, then we can fuck in your room?
Alan: Sure. In fact, why don't we go up now? *Walks with Camryn to the stairs while eating his sandwich*
Harry: *Arrives with Casey in a new car*
Camryn: Harry?
Alan: Is that you?
Harry: *Steps out with Casey* Yes it is. With my cousin Casey.
Casey: Hi Alan.
Alan: *Disinterested* Hello. *Walks over to Harry* What's this new set of wheels you got here?
Harry: Chrysler.
Alan: You've gone from Cadillac to Chrysler?
Harry: Yep.
Alan: That's a pretty dramatic transition Harry. What are you two doing here?
Harry: We wanted to see if you were interested in going to the beach.
Alan: Camryn?
Camryn: Sure.
Harry: Excellent. We'll be waiting here for you while you get ready.
Alan: *Walks with Camryn to his hotel room* Why are you following me?
Camryn: Don't you remember the bikini I left in your closet?
Alan: Oh yeah.
Harry parked his 300 in front of the beach. He got out of his car with his cousin Casey, followed by Alan, and Camryn.
Alan: Smooth ride Harry.
Harry: Only problem is that I can't fit my surfboards in the trunk. So I'm planning to sell them.
Alan: Did you ever consider walking to the beach? You could save a lot of gas, and plus the four of us would be enough to carry all of our things here from our place on foot.
Harry: From your place maybe, but not mine.
Alan: Have you even tried?
Harry: Uhm, no.
Alan: Well then. How do you know unless you try?
Casey: He's right.
Camryn: You don't have to force him Alan.
Harry: Yeah, Camryn's right. You should listen to her Alan. She is one of us now after all.
Casey: What do you mean she's one of you?
Camryn: I joined the State Police.
Alan: Three years ago, she helped us stop a bad guy named Rocco Spaldini. When Captain Ford heard about her efforts, he decided to have her enlisted. She's been partners with Stuart McKing ever since.
Casey: Another friend of yours?
Alan: He joined hours before Camryn did, so yeah.
Casey: You better make sure he doesn't steal your girl Alan.
Camryn: Casey, I know not to cheat on Alan. Besides, I don't think Stuart's into me.
Casey: Are you kidding? You have a nice rack.
Harry: Alright, alright, not in public Casey.
Alan: Why don't we set down our things, and build a sand castle?
Harry: Good idea.
As they were doing that, a man with a blonde crew cut jogged past them.
Harry: Someone's having a nice run.
Alan: *Looking at the jogger* I'll say.
But a bullet hit his neck, and he was dead.
Alan: Get down!!
People: *Running away*
Harry: *Looks to the right*
Casey: What happened?!
Camryn: He's dead.
Alan: We gotta call for backup.
Harry: In bathing suits?
Alan: Hey, we're off duty. We have a right to be out of uniform.
Camryn: I'll go. *Runs towards a phone*
Alan: Okay, you go.
Harry: *Watching her run* We'll have our lunch.
Alan: Hell yeah. *Opens a basket, and pulls out a hotdog*
While some officers were observing the crime scene, Alan and Harry walked with Camryn, and Casey, taking the dead body to the ambulance.
Captain Ford: *Watching with Stuart*
Alan: *Helping the nurses put the corpse in the ambulance*
Captain Ford: Alright, who wants to go first?
Harry: The bullet came from the north, and hit our victim in the neck. Whoever it was must have served in the army. The bullet came from an M14.
Captain Ford: You sure?
Harry: I used one of those in Vietnam. It's bullets are exactly the same as the one in our victim.
Doctor: *Driving away in the ambulance*
Captain Ford: Forgive me.
Stuart: We don't have much to work with.
Captain Ford: No, you're right about that. I'll take a ferry into New York, and see if we can borrow a chopper from the NYPD. That should make it easier for us to spot the suspect if he's in any buildings. Alan, Harry, you two are in charge until I return.
Alan: Yes sir.
Harry: You can count on us sir.
Captain Ford: *Walks away*
Camryn: *Hugging Alan* What's the first thing we do my handsome superior?
Alan: Check out anyone with a war record. Get warrants to check their houses for M14 rifles.
Camryn: Good call. *Kisses Alan* There's more for you once our shift ends.
Casey: *Looking at Stuart* Why hello there big guy.
Stuart: Hello.
Harry: Casey, what are you doing?
Casey: *Pulls down Stuart's pants*
Harry: Really?! In public?!
Alan: Alright, you're underarrest. *Arresting Casey*
Stuart: *Pulls up his pants*
At the station.
Casey: *Angry as she stares at Alan* I can't believe you arrested me!
Alan: You assaulted a police man. Sexually. In other words, rape. I don't care if you're Harry's cousin. If you want to get out before six months, he has to pay your bail.
Casey: *Pouts as she goes to her bench, and sits down*
Alan was with Camryn in his Corvette. They drove together to a retirement village for war veterans.
Receptionist: No one is allowed to have any weapons here.
Alan: Which is another reason why we're here. If our suspect is one of the patients, he could hurt himself, and many more people like the man at the beach.
Receptionist: Go ahead.
Alan: *Walks with Camryn*
They went into one room where some of the patients were. A few were sitting at tables playing chess, checkers, or talking to some relatives. One man was shaving his mustache off. His name was Ian Chance.
Ian: *Looking at Alan, and Camryn*
Alan: Sir, me and the lady are from State Police.
Ian: So, they still allow officers out of uniform, huh?
Camryn: When we're undercover.
Alan: We'd like to ask you about a murder.
Ian: No.
Alan: Excuse me?
Ian: Whatever you're accusing me of, I had nothing to do with it.
Camryn: A man was murdered on the beach two hours ago.
Ian: Not my problem. I was here all day. They don't let anyone out for some fresh air. Unless it's in the backyard.
Alan: Will you take us to your room?
Ian: No.
Camryn: Tell us, or we'll get a staff member to take us to your room.
Alan: It's your choice. The results will be exactly the same.
Ian: *Stands up* Okay. Follow me. *Walks to his room*
Camryn: *Following Alan, and Ian*
Alan: If you don't mind me asking, what war were you in?
Ian: World War 2, and Korea. Between those two wars, I helped rebuild Japan.
Alan: Ah, so you were fighting the Japanese.
Ian: Japs. Those fuckers still deserve to get nuked. *Opens the room to his door* Go ahead, search my room to your heart's content.
Camryn: *Looking around a window*
Alan: *Opens a trunk, and finds nothing but clothes. He then moves to the closet, then looks at Ian*
Ian: *Gets nervous, and sweats*
Alan: *Opens the closet, and finds a Type 99 with a bayonet attached to it*
Ian: *Moves towards Alan* Oh shit.
Alan: A souvenir from Japan?
Ian: It's not even loaded. The magazine is empty.
Alan: *Picks up the gun, and takes out the magazine. No bullets are inside* Okay, that'll be all for now.
Ian: For now?
Alan: Me, and my partner may come back for more questions. *Gives Ian his gun as he leaves with Camryn* Have a good one.
Camryn: *Closes the door behind her*
Ian: *Sweats as he holds his gun*
When Alan, and Camryn drove out of the retirement home, a black Camaro passed them, entering the parking lot.
Camryn: The window is big enough for him to climb out of.
Alan: I noticed. It could be him, but I also think it might be that Scottish guy we interrogated next. Alec Wheeler.
Camryn: Once we get that helicopter, I'm sure things will get easier for us. We won't have any difficulty finding the suspect.
The black Camaro that passed Alan, and Camryn stopped in the parking lot of the retirement center for war veterans. Only one man was in the car, and he got out.
Receptionist: *Looks at the man walking towards her* What can I do for you sir?
Ian: *Laying in his bed with his Type 99. He gets up, and puts it in the closet* I don't need to be accused of this shit. *Hears gunfire*
Alec: *Runs into Ian's room*
Ian: What happened?
Alec: you have to be quiet. there's a killer.
Ian: We need to leave. *Opens the window*
The man was holding an MP5. He pointed it at the door to Ian's room, and fired 15 bullets until running out of ammo.
Ian: *Running with Alec down a sidewalk*
Alec: We're lucky to get out of there in time.
Ian: We're lucky to have freedom at last.
Alec: Well where do we go?
Ian: I know a place.
Alan, and Camryn returned to the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn.
Alan: *Gets out of the car with Camryn as he turns it off. He pulls the keys out of the ignition*
Camryn: What do we do next?
Alan: You said something that started with an S.
Camryn: Now I remember.
At the police station.
Harry: *Pulls Casey out of her jail cell* You owe me $200.
Casey: I'll shit out fifty dollar bills at your command.
Harry: *Walks with Casey* If you weren't my cousin, I'd leave you in there to rot until your death.
Casey: Very cruel.
Police Officer 48: Harry.
Harry: Yes?
Police Officer 48: I just got a call about multiple homicides at the veteran's retirement center. Get Alan, Camryn, and Stuart to go with you, and find out what happened.
Harry: Say no more. I'm on it. *Runs with Casey*
Alan was in his bed with Camryn. They were laying next to each other.
Camryn: That felt great.
Alan: Yes it did.
Camryn: *Rolls onto Alan* Did you ever think of marriage?
Alan: I didn't know you wanted to get married?
Camryn: I do. We've been living together here for eight years. We should do it.
Alan: Sure. I'll do it. I'm going into the pool.
Camryn: I'll meet you down there. *Watching Alan get undressed so he can get into his bathing suit*
Harry stopped at his house.
Casey: I want to go with you.
Harry: You are here to visit. You do not need to risk your life with me, and Alan.
Casey: *Closes her eyes, and smiles* Mmmhh..Alan.
Harry: Get out of the car, and stay inside the house until I return.
Casey: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the house*
Harry: *Drives away*
Alan jumped into the pool, and landed with his hands touching the bottom.
Alan: *Doing a hand stand. After a few seconds, he comes back up, and swims to the other end of the pool*
Camryn: *Walks to the pool in her yellow bikini*
Alan: *Watches Camryn walk in*
Harry: *Drives into the parking lot, parking between a brand new Mustang, and a '57 Chevy*
Alan & Camryn: *Watching Harry get out of his car*
Harry: *Looks at the pool, and walks over to Alan, and Camryn*
Alan: Harry, you're just in time.
Harry: Yes I am. We need to investigate a murder.
Camryn: Another murder?
Alan: *Climbs out of the pool* I'll be back after I get changed.
Camryn: *Following Alan* Me too.
Harry: Don't take too long. We need to go immediately. *Watching them walk up together. He goes back to his car, and stands by it, awaiting their return*
Harry drove his car with Alan, and Camryn in the back. Stuart met up with them in his car.
Harry: *Gets out with Alan, and Camryn* Stuart, perfect timing.
Stuart: Thanks a lot Harry.
Two more officers arrived in different squad cars.
Officer 66: Hello guys.
Officer 52: We'll check out the crime scene. There's lots of people that need to be questioned.
Alan: We're on it.
But when they walked inside, another receptionist ran towards them.
Receptionist: Thank goodness you're here. Two of our patients are missing.
Harry: Who?
Receptionist: Alec Wheeler, and Ian Chance.
Alan: Were they the ones that killed all these people?
Receptionist: No. I was hiding in a room with some of the patients. I took a peek through the window, and I saw one man in a leather jacket with black hair, and sunglasses. He was using one of those new machine guns.
Alan: Looks like we were wrong about those two.
Harry: But we still need to find them.
Receptionist: Yes. Please bring them back here safely.
Alan: No sweat.
Camryn: What can me and Stuart do?
Alan: Just go out on patrol. We'll handle this ourselves.
Stuart: If you insist. Come on Camryn. *Walks away with Camryn*
Alan: We'll be checking Ian, and Alec's rooms for clues on where they might have gone.
Receptionist: Yes sirs.
Alan checked Alec's room. Harry checked Ian's. Alan met up with Harry in Ian's room.
Alan: Not much in Mr. Wheeler's room. Did you find anything here?
Harry: Not much, but something tells me they left through the window. It was left open.
Alan: *Looks at the window*
Harry: What do we do now partner?
Alan: Keep our eyes open, and look all over town. Let's just hope they didn't leave town.
Ian and Alec were resting in a hotel close to the beach.
Alec: Thank you very much.
Ian: I'm glad my son is friends with you here.
Tommy: We're glad too.
Alec Baker: Until the guy trying to kill you is gone, we'll let you stay here.
Nearby, Harry stopped his car. He got out with Alan.
Alan: Perhaps our friends at the hotel know something.
Harry: What friends?
Alan: You know, those two guys that gave up the life of crime. They once worked for Biff Frederickson.
Harry: Oh, those guys.
Alan: Correct. *Walks with Harry*
They walked in, and saw a lady standing behind a desk.
Harry: Is Alec Baker, and Tommy Ten here?
Lady: Yes, they're in room 17 on the second floor.
Alan: Thank you. *Walks with Harry*
In the room.
Ian: Where is my son?
Tommy: At work. We have the day off.
They heard four knocks on the door.
Alec: Is that him?
Alec Baker: Let me check. *Walks to the door, and looks through the peep hole* Hey Tommy, it's Alan, and Harry.
Tommy: Let them in.
Alec Baker: *Opens the door for Alan, and Harry*
Harry: Thanks Alec.
Alan: *Sees Ian, and Alec* I think we spotted another Alec, with Ian.
Ian: We're not your suspects!
Alan: Hey, calm down, we're here to help.
Harry: But everyone at your retirement home is worried about you guys.
Alec: We had no choice. If we didn't leave, that bastard would have killed us.
Ian: Besides, we don't need your help.
Alan: This isn't a game.
Ian: You're goddamn right it's not a game! That son of a bitch killed a lot of people.
Alan: And he might kill you two if you run around acting like heroes! Let us handle it!
Ian: *Pressing his teeth together* Just get the fuck out of here already!!!
Alan: Alright. Fine. *Walks with Harry to the door* I guess there really is no honor. For you and your friend at least. *Leaves with Harry*
Alec: How dare he says that about us.
Mark Asington walked in.
Mark: *Sees his dad* Father? What happened?
Ian: Sit down son, it's a long story.
Alan, and Harry walked back to the car. As they got in, they heard Camryn on the radio.
Camryn: Alan, Harry, you there?
Alan: We're here.
Stuart: We spotted someone matching the description of our suspect. He walked out of a gun store buying ammo for an MP5. He's now getting into a black Camaro.
Meanwhile in New York City.
Captain Ford: I don't know why it took so long, but thanks for letting us have one of your choppers.
NYPD Officer 85: No problem Captain.
NYPD Officer 79: We wish you luck in finding your suspect.
Captain Ford: *Passes them as he walks for the helicopter*
NYPD Officer 79: *Hits Captain Ford in the head, knocking him out* We must take him back to Cape May to our boss.
Speaking of Cape May, Stuart, and Camryn were following the man in the black Camaro.
Stuart: He just turned left onto Pittsburgh Avenue.
But then suddenly, the Camaro took off, passing two cars.
Stuart: *Gets blocked off by the same two cars* Dammit! He got away.
Alan: We're notifying other units. Meet us back at the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn.
Stuart: 10-4.
Camryn: We were so close.
Stuart: I wonder if he knew about us following him the whole time.
Alan and Harry were waiting at the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn when Camryn, and Stuart arrived.
Alan: We got good news.
Camryn: What?
Alan: A couple of our officers have spotted our suspect. They're arresting him now.
Officer 64: Bravo-1. Come in!
Alan: We're in. Everything okay?
Officer 64: No. Suspect has escaped in a stolen 4-door Buick.
Alan: 10-4, everyone keep your eyes open.
Harry: What do the four of us do?
Alan: Take the rest of the day off. We're going back on patrol at night.
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The suspect waited until dark to drive back into Cape May.
Officer 53: *Watching the car pass* Bravo-1. Suspect has just passed my position.
Alan: 10-4. We're in position. Stuart, how are you and Camryn?
Stuart: Fine. We're following him now. This time, we're making sure not to be spotted.
Alan: Good. Keep your distance.
Suspect: *Driving close to the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn*
Harry: Now.
Alan: *Drives forward, blocking the road*
Harry: *Points his gun at the suspect* Police! Don't move!
Suspect: *Turns around*
Stuart: *Turns left to block the road*
Suspect: *Pushes Stuart's car out of the way*
Stop the song
Alan: *Driving after the suspect*
Stuart: *Following Alan*
Suspect: *Turns left*
Alan & Stuart: *Also turning to the left, following the suspect*
Suspect: *Holding a frag grenade* This is how you want it to be. *Pulls the pin, and drops the grenade*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Alan spun out of control, and Stuart was forced to turn left, driving into a house.
Camryn: We need backup. We crashed on Pennsylvania Avenue, just before the intersection with reading.
Dispatch: Copy that. Any injuries?
Camryn: Negative. The both of us are okay.
Harry: I'm okay, but Alan's out cold. Get out of your car, and get over here.
Camryn: *Walks out of the car with Stuart, and goes over to Harry, and Alan*
The front end was smashed due to an impact with a tree. Most of the damage was on the left side.
Harry: *Pulls him out* Help me out here.
Stuart: *Helps Harry gently place Alan on the ground*
Camryn: Alan, please say something.
Alan: *Opens an eye as he looks at Camryn* What do you want me to say?
Stuart: *Chuckles* He's okay.
Harry: Emotionally. How are you doing physically?
Alan: I've been through worse, but I could see a doctor.
Harry: Hang in there buddy. I'll call for one now.
Next morning, a panel van drove into Cape May. Inside the van was Captain Ford, tied up, and gagged.
Alan: *Laying down in a bed at the hospital*
Harry: Hey. How are you?
Alan: Fine. *Looks behind him* You brought Casey, and Camryn.
Harry: They both wanted to see you.
Alan: Hope Casey doesn't try anything funny. Camryn on the other hand..
Harry: Yeah, I'll get her for you. *Walks over to Camryn*
Alan: *Watching Camryn*
Camryn: *Puts a hand on Alan's stomach* We'll get the bastards who did this to you.
Alan: I know.
Camryn: *Kisses Alan*
Casey: *Angry*
Alan: You better get going. Unless Captain Ford has returned, Harry is in charge.
Harry: We won't let you down Alan.
Alan: I know you won't. I'll only be in here for two days.
Harry: See you then. *Leaves with Camryn, and Casey* What are you angry for Casey? I thought you were trying to get Stuart to be your boyfriend.
Casey: I want to have them both.
Camryn: You can't do that.
Casey: Why not?
Harry: *Sighs* Casey, we've gone over this before. Several times. Please, stop.
The panel van with Captain Ford was about to pass the hospital.
Doctor: *Driving an ambulance*
Man 43: *Honks, then hits the brakes, nearly hitting the ambulance*
Harry: *Walks out with Camryn, and Casey. He sees the driver of the panel van shouting at the doctor in the ambulance*
Man 43: *Looks at Harry, then drives away in reverse*
Harry: *Gets in his car with Camryn, and Casey. He drives towards the van*
Man 43: *Stops after passing an intersection. He goes forward, turning right*
Harry: *Turns left*
Man 43: *Drifts to the right*
Harry: *Turns right, nearly hitting a truck*
Camryn: Stuart, where are you?
Stuart: Pennsylvania Avenue.
Camryn: Perfect, we're heading towards you with a panel van involved with a hit & run. Wait at the intersection with Trenton Avenue.
Man 43: *Turns left*
Camryn: Never mind, he just turned left onto Illinois.
Stuart: *Turns his car around*
Camryn: We took another right. We're northbound on Reading.
Stuart: I'm almost there! *Stops in front of the van*
Man 43: *Stops. He goes in reverse, dodging Harry's car*
Stuart: Is it me, or does this guy enjoy going backwards?
Man 43: *Does a 180 degree spin, and goes forward again. He pulls out a pistol, and shoots Camryn in the shoulder*
Camryn: Ah!!! *Holding her shoulder*
Casey: Give me that. *Takes her gun, and shoots at the van*
Three bullets hit the back, nearly hitting Captain Ford.
Man 43: That's it. You're going down! *Drops a grenade*
Harry: Oh not again! *Forced to the right by the explosion. He hits another car*
Stuart: *Stops. He is blocked off by Stuart's car*
A few minutes later, the van was in a section called West Cape May.
Man 43: Sir, our first victim.
Kenny: *Looking at Captain Ford* Good. Now get me the others.
Man 43: I nearly got caught by them sir.
Kenny: Really? I had to deal with them last night. We need them. If we don't have the others, this will not work.
Man 43: I understand. I will go out, and we'll get the people that you want. *Walks away*
Kenny: *Looking at Captain Ford* There's no way for you to get up with your hands, and feet tied together. You might as well enjoy yourself while you can.
Alan was asleep in a bed at the hospital. Ian walked up with Alec. Mark, Tommy, and Alec Baker were also there.
Ian: *Puts a hand on Alan's shoulder* Alan.
Alan: *Wakes up, looking at Ian* Why are you here?
Ian: Harry told me about what happened.
Alan: Really?
Ian: I owe you an apology.
Alec: So do I.
Alan: It's nothing you two. Don't worry about it.
Ian: We're willing to cooperate in any way.
Alan: All we need you to do is stay with your son, and wait for us to call you. We'll tell you when we got the suspect. Then you and Alec will have to go back to the retirement center.
Alec: Oh no.
Ian: We don't want to.
Alan: You have to. You're not allowed to leave until they say otherwise.
Ian: So much for being friendly.
Mark: It's not bad father. You and your friend are in good hands there.
Alec: Aside from that maniac running around.
Kenny was wearing shades and a leather jacket as he walked along the beach. He looked at an autoshop, and saw Stuart watching his car get repaired.
Kenny: Perfect.
The white van that brought Captain Ford into town was now being driven towards Cape Harbor Hotel Inn.
Camryn: *Laying on a bed looking at a picture of Alan* Get well soon babe. *Kisses the picture, then hears a knock on the door* Just a second. *Walks to the door, and opens it* Can I help- *Gets knocked out by one punch*
Then, at Harry's house.
Kenny: *Driving Stuart's Packard. He stops in front of the house, meeting up with his partner in the panel van*
Man 43: *Walks out of the van* When you said you'd meet me here, I didn't think you'd show up in that.
Kenny: It may have a few scratches, but it still runs good. Plus, the owner is out cold in the trunk. We better hurry, and get the next guy.
Harry: *Walks out of his house*
Man 43: *Holding a tranquilizer* Allow me. *Shoots Harry*
Harry: *Falls down*
Kenny: Get him into the van.
When Alan was discharged from the hospital, he walked back to his Corvette in the parking lot.
Alan: *Starts his car, and drives out of the parking lot. He picks up his receiver* Harry, where are you? *Awaiting a response* Harry? *Gets worried* Stuart, come in Stuart.
Dispatch: Alan, this is dispatch. Harry, Camryn, and Stuart have gone missing. A witness reports that Stuart's Packard is in West Cape May. The address is unknown.
Alan: I'll check out the area now. Any other units available? I could use some back up.
At Kenny's house.
Kenny: I need you to stay here. Guard the others while I talk to Ian. He needs to pay for what he's done.
Man 43: Yes sir.
Kenny: *Walks to Stuart's Packard, and gets inside. He drives away*
Alan was on West Perry Street when he saw Stuart's Packard in front of him on the other side of the intersection.
Alan: *Talks in his receiver* I found Stuart's Packard. The suspect has stolen Stuart's Packard.
Kenny: *Floors it, turning left*
Alan: He has turned left and is now northbound on Park Boulevard! *Turns right, and follows Kenny*
Kenny: *Passes a Lincoln at an intersection*
Alan: *Passes the intersection*
Kenny: *Passes a restaurant and a fitness center*
Alan: *Catching up to Kenny*
Kenny: *Knocks a man off a motorcycle at a 4 way intersection*
The motorcycle and it's rider flew into a tree, but landed on the grass.
Alan: We passed Leaming Avenue. He's still northbound.
A truck with a flat tire was blocking the road ahead. Kenny had to turn left onto another road.
Alan: *Drifts to the left* Central Avenue, Central Avenue. Anyone nearby? That's the street we're on.
Kenny: *Points back at Alan, and fires two bullets. They hit the front window. He turns right at another intersection*
Alan: *Drifts, also going right*
Up ahead were two police cars with a roadblock.
Kenny: *Turns right*
Alan: *Turns right*
Kenny: *Stops between a pile of sand and a driveway. He gets out of the car, and fires four more bullets at Alan*
Alan: *Ducks, dodging the bullets*
Kenny: *Running towards a small forest*
Alan: *Gets out of his car, and follows Kenny*
Kenny: *Reloading his gun*
Alan: *Fires a bullet at Kenny*
Kenny: *Runs out of the forest, and heads for a big garage*
Alan: You better give up! I got seven more bullets!
Kenny: *Passing the garage* Seven?! shit...
Alan: That's right, I got an eight shooter.
Kenny: *Jumps on top of a truck, and runs over it*
Truck Driver: Keep those guns away from me!
Alan: *Chasing Kenny*
Kenny: *Fires two bullets at Alan*
Alan: *Fires one bullet that hits another truck next to Kenny*
Kenny: *Running past a silo*
Alan: *Shoots Kenny's right leg*
Kenny: Ah! *Hopping towards two train tracks*
Alan: *Dives on Kenny*
Kenny: *Drops his gun, but grabs Alan's*
Alan: *Punches the gun out of Kenny's hands*
Kenny: *Gets up, and pushes Alan towards the train tracks*
A diesel was coming towards them, pulling five boxcars and a caboose. The engineer blows the horn twice
Alan: *Gets up, and chokes Kenny as he falls down on top of him*
Kenny: *Pushes him towards the tracks again*
Engineer: *Blows the horn as he gets towards Alan and Kenny*
Alan: *Kicks Kenny over him, and gets off the train tracks*
Engineer: *Runs over Kenny*
Alan: *Looks under the train and sees Kenny's head, detached from the rest of his body*
Four police cars arrived. Harry, Camryn, Stuart, Ian, Alec, Mark, Alec Baker, and Tommy Ten arrived in them with eight officers.
Alan: *Looks at them, then back at Kenny as the rest of the train passes*
Ian: You killed him.
Alan: Yeah, but we still don't know the motive behind his attacks.
Ian: I think it was because of some rivalry we had in Korea.
Alec: And he tried framing you for the murders?
Ian: Possibly.
Camryn: *Goes to Alan, and hugs him*
Alan: Where's Captain Ford?
Harry: Back at HQ, awaiting our return.
Alan: Then let's go see him.
Song (Start at 2:12): link
SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Bri Burke as Casey Penn
Music
The Seeker: The Who
The Faceless Assassin: Lalo Schifrin
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Production from May 16, 2017
Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are you supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!
The screen turns black as the fan fiction begins.
Song: link
Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See you next Saturday.
Cape May, 1971
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A WindWakerGuy430 Fan Fiction
Six Shooters 5
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Bri Burke as Casey Penn
A taxi is seen turning right onto Pittsburgh Avenue. Inside the taxi is Casey.
Casey: *Staring at the taxi driver, falling in love with him*
The song fades away as the taxi stops in front of Harry's house.
Taxi Driver: You sure I can't have the boat you used to get into town?
Casey: Sorry, but I got something better. Take off your pants.
Taxi Driver: Whoa whoa, that's really not necessary.
Casey: I said take off your pants.
Up ahead, Alan was using his car to chase a suspect. Harry was sitting next to him.
Harry: He's getting away!
Alan: Oh no he's not.
Taxi Driver: Forget it, just pay me in cash.
Casey: Fine. You could have had something spectacular. *Pays him $15*
Suspect: *Drives past at 100 miles an hour*
Alan: *Also passes by*
Taxi Driver: What the hell was that?!
Casey: That was my cousin, with his sexy partner. Looks like he finally got that brand new Corvette he wanted.
Suspect: *Drifting right onto Beach Avenue*
Harry: He took a right. He's on Beach Avenue now.
Dispatch: Copy that, all units, suspect in stolen car is now westbound on Beach Avenue. Stolen car is a 1966 Pontiac GTO, in dark green. New Jersey license plates are Charles, David, Sam, 3, 2, George.
Alan: Bikes!!
Suspect: *Goes onto the left side of the road to avoid three people on bicycles*
Alan: *Honks his horn, passing the bikers*
Suspect: *Sticks out a Walther PPK*
Alan: Oh no you don't. *Pulls out his .38 revolver*
Harry: Alan, don't!!
Alan: *Shoots the gun out of the suspect's hand*
Harry: Never mind.
Alan: I'm not letting this son of a bitch ruin my ride. I had that happen to me three years ago, and it was a shitty experience.
Harry: You got a Mustang. It wasn't that bad.
Alan: Well it's not bad anymore now that it's gone.
Suspect: *Turns right*
Harry: He's taking another right!
Alan: I see him.
Harry: He's northbound on Philadelphia Avenue!
Stuart: Roger that. Me, and Camryn are in position.
Alan: I was wondering where those two were.
Stuart got himself another Packard. A 1958 Hawk.
Stuart: *Drifts, blocking the road*
Camryn: You think this will work?
Stuart: It better, otherwise I'll have to spend a fortune to fix this car.
Suspect: *Turns around, but gets blocked by Alan in his Corvette*
Harry: Dispatch, we got him. Call a squad car here to pick up the suspect.
While Alan stood with Harry, Camryn, and Stuart, watching their suspect go to jail, Harry noticed something.
Harry: Hey Alan, let me have a closer look at that gun.
Alan: *Gives Harry his gun*
Harry: *Looks in the cylinder, seeing eight bullets* You've upgraded this thing to hold eight bullets?
Alan: Nah. The whole gun is brand new.
Harry: What happened to your six shooter?
Alan: Sold it, so I could buy this. You really don't need to make a big fuss over this.
Harry: I'm sorry. I thought we were calling ourselves six shooters.
Stuart: Where did you get that idea?
Harry: Well unlike you and Camryn, me and Alan still use six shooters.
Alan: Not anymore. I use an eight shooter.
Harry: Well it's still the same type of gun that I use.
Camryn: Guys, we should get back on patrol.
Alan: Camryn's right. Let's finish this up later. *Gets into his Corvette with Harry* And Stuart, keep taking care of my girlfriend for me. Okay?
Stuart: No problem. *Gets back in his car with Camryn*
The two cars took off in opposite directions.
Later at the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn, Alan was sitting on a bench in the back, enjoying the warm sunshine, providing 70 degree temperature.
Alan: *Eating a ham sandwich with lettuce, onions, mustard, and pickles*
Camryn: *Sits next to him* Hey.
Alan: Hey to you too. So, how is my favorite female police officer?
Camryn: Horny.
Alan: Of course you are.
Camryn: Why don't you finish your sandwich, then we can fuck in your room?
Alan: Sure. In fact, why don't we go up now? *Walks with Camryn to the stairs while eating his sandwich*
Harry: *Arrives with Casey in a new car*
Camryn: Harry?
Alan: Is that you?
Harry: *Steps out with Casey* Yes it is. With my cousin Casey.
Casey: Hi Alan.
Alan: *Disinterested* Hello. *Walks over to Harry* What's this new set of wheels you got here?
Harry: Chrysler.
Alan: You've gone from Cadillac to Chrysler?
Harry: Yep.
Alan: That's a pretty dramatic transition Harry. What are you two doing here?
Harry: We wanted to see if you were interested in going to the beach.
Alan: Camryn?
Camryn: Sure.
Harry: Excellent. We'll be waiting here for you while you get ready.
Alan: *Walks with Camryn to his hotel room* Why are you following me?
Camryn: Don't you remember the bikini I left in your closet?
Alan: Oh yeah.
Harry parked his 300 in front of the beach. He got out of his car with his cousin Casey, followed by Alan, and Camryn.
Alan: Smooth ride Harry.
Harry: Only problem is that I can't fit my surfboards in the trunk. So I'm planning to sell them.
Alan: Did you ever consider walking to the beach? You could save a lot of gas, and plus the four of us would be enough to carry all of our things here from our place on foot.
Harry: From your place maybe, but not mine.
Alan: Have you even tried?
Harry: Uhm, no.
Alan: Well then. How do you know unless you try?
Casey: He's right.
Camryn: You don't have to force him Alan.
Harry: Yeah, Camryn's right. You should listen to her Alan. She is one of us now after all.
Casey: What do you mean she's one of you?
Camryn: I joined the State Police.
Alan: Three years ago, she helped us stop a bad guy named Rocco Spaldini. When Captain Ford heard about her efforts, he decided to have her enlisted. She's been partners with Stuart McKing ever since.
Casey: Another friend of yours?
Alan: He joined hours before Camryn did, so yeah.
Casey: You better make sure he doesn't steal your girl Alan.
Camryn: Casey, I know not to cheat on Alan. Besides, I don't think Stuart's into me.
Casey: Are you kidding? You have a nice rack.
Harry: Alright, alright, not in public Casey.
Alan: Why don't we set down our things, and build a sand castle?
Harry: Good idea.
As they were doing that, a man with a blonde crew cut jogged past them.
Harry: Someone's having a nice run.
Alan: *Looking at the jogger* I'll say.
But a bullet hit his neck, and he was dead.
Alan: Get down!!
People: *Running away*
Harry: *Looks to the right*
Casey: What happened?!
Camryn: He's dead.
Alan: We gotta call for backup.
Harry: In bathing suits?
Alan: Hey, we're off duty. We have a right to be out of uniform.
Camryn: I'll go. *Runs towards a phone*
Alan: Okay, you go.
Harry: *Watching her run* We'll have our lunch.
Alan: Hell yeah. *Opens a basket, and pulls out a hotdog*
While some officers were observing the crime scene, Alan and Harry walked with Camryn, and Casey, taking the dead body to the ambulance.
Captain Ford: *Watching with Stuart*
Alan: *Helping the nurses put the corpse in the ambulance*
Captain Ford: Alright, who wants to go first?
Harry: The bullet came from the north, and hit our victim in the neck. Whoever it was must have served in the army. The bullet came from an M14.
Captain Ford: You sure?
Harry: I used one of those in Vietnam. It's bullets are exactly the same as the one in our victim.
Doctor: *Driving away in the ambulance*
Captain Ford: Forgive me.
Stuart: We don't have much to work with.
Captain Ford: No, you're right about that. I'll take a ferry into New York, and see if we can borrow a chopper from the NYPD. That should make it easier for us to spot the suspect if he's in any buildings. Alan, Harry, you two are in charge until I return.
Alan: Yes sir.
Harry: You can count on us sir.
Captain Ford: *Walks away*
Camryn: *Hugging Alan* What's the first thing we do my handsome superior?
Alan: Check out anyone with a war record. Get warrants to check their houses for M14 rifles.
Camryn: Good call. *Kisses Alan* There's more for you once our shift ends.
Casey: *Looking at Stuart* Why hello there big guy.
Stuart: Hello.
Harry: Casey, what are you doing?
Casey: *Pulls down Stuart's pants*
Harry: Really?! In public?!
Alan: Alright, you're underarrest. *Arresting Casey*
Stuart: *Pulls up his pants*
At the station.
Casey: *Angry as she stares at Alan* I can't believe you arrested me!
Alan: You assaulted a police man. Sexually. In other words, rape. I don't care if you're Harry's cousin. If you want to get out before six months, he has to pay your bail.
Casey: *Pouts as she goes to her bench, and sits down*
Alan was with Camryn in his Corvette. They drove together to a retirement village for war veterans.
Receptionist: No one is allowed to have any weapons here.
Alan: Which is another reason why we're here. If our suspect is one of the patients, he could hurt himself, and many more people like the man at the beach.
Receptionist: Go ahead.
Alan: *Walks with Camryn*
They went into one room where some of the patients were. A few were sitting at tables playing chess, checkers, or talking to some relatives. One man was shaving his mustache off. His name was Ian Chance.
Ian: *Looking at Alan, and Camryn*
Alan: Sir, me and the lady are from State Police.
Ian: So, they still allow officers out of uniform, huh?
Camryn: When we're undercover.
Alan: We'd like to ask you about a murder.
Ian: No.
Alan: Excuse me?
Ian: Whatever you're accusing me of, I had nothing to do with it.
Camryn: A man was murdered on the beach two hours ago.
Ian: Not my problem. I was here all day. They don't let anyone out for some fresh air. Unless it's in the backyard.
Alan: Will you take us to your room?
Ian: No.
Camryn: Tell us, or we'll get a staff member to take us to your room.
Alan: It's your choice. The results will be exactly the same.
Ian: *Stands up* Okay. Follow me. *Walks to his room*
Camryn: *Following Alan, and Ian*
Alan: If you don't mind me asking, what war were you in?
Ian: World War 2, and Korea. Between those two wars, I helped rebuild Japan.
Alan: Ah, so you were fighting the Japanese.
Ian: Japs. Those fuckers still deserve to get nuked. *Opens the room to his door* Go ahead, search my room to your heart's content.
Camryn: *Looking around a window*
Alan: *Opens a trunk, and finds nothing but clothes. He then moves to the closet, then looks at Ian*
Ian: *Gets nervous, and sweats*
Alan: *Opens the closet, and finds a Type 99 with a bayonet attached to it*
Ian: *Moves towards Alan* Oh shit.
Alan: A souvenir from Japan?
Ian: It's not even loaded. The magazine is empty.
Alan: *Picks up the gun, and takes out the magazine. No bullets are inside* Okay, that'll be all for now.
Ian: For now?
Alan: Me, and my partner may come back for more questions. *Gives Ian his gun as he leaves with Camryn* Have a good one.
Camryn: *Closes the door behind her*
Ian: *Sweats as he holds his gun*
When Alan, and Camryn drove out of the retirement home, a black Camaro passed them, entering the parking lot.
Camryn: The window is big enough for him to climb out of.
Alan: I noticed. It could be him, but I also think it might be that Scottish guy we interrogated next. Alec Wheeler.
Camryn: Once we get that helicopter, I'm sure things will get easier for us. We won't have any difficulty finding the suspect.
The black Camaro that passed Alan, and Camryn stopped in the parking lot of the retirement center for war veterans. Only one man was in the car, and he got out.
Receptionist: *Looks at the man walking towards her* What can I do for you sir?
Ian: *Laying in his bed with his Type 99. He gets up, and puts it in the closet* I don't need to be accused of this shit. *Hears gunfire*
Alec: *Runs into Ian's room*
Ian: What happened?
Alec: you have to be quiet. there's a killer.
Ian: We need to leave. *Opens the window*
The man was holding an MP5. He pointed it at the door to Ian's room, and fired 15 bullets until running out of ammo.
Ian: *Running with Alec down a sidewalk*
Alec: We're lucky to get out of there in time.
Ian: We're lucky to have freedom at last.
Alec: Well where do we go?
Ian: I know a place.
Alan, and Camryn returned to the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn.
Alan: *Gets out of the car with Camryn as he turns it off. He pulls the keys out of the ignition*
Camryn: What do we do next?
Alan: You said something that started with an S.
Camryn: Now I remember.
At the police station.
Harry: *Pulls Casey out of her jail cell* You owe me $200.
Casey: I'll shit out fifty dollar bills at your command.
Harry: *Walks with Casey* If you weren't my cousin, I'd leave you in there to rot until your death.
Casey: Very cruel.
Police Officer 48: Harry.
Harry: Yes?
Police Officer 48: I just got a call about multiple homicides at the veteran's retirement center. Get Alan, Camryn, and Stuart to go with you, and find out what happened.
Harry: Say no more. I'm on it. *Runs with Casey*
Alan was in his bed with Camryn. They were laying next to each other.
Camryn: That felt great.
Alan: Yes it did.
Camryn: *Rolls onto Alan* Did you ever think of marriage?
Alan: I didn't know you wanted to get married?
Camryn: I do. We've been living together here for eight years. We should do it.
Alan: Sure. I'll do it. I'm going into the pool.
Camryn: I'll meet you down there. *Watching Alan get undressed so he can get into his bathing suit*
Harry stopped at his house.
Casey: I want to go with you.
Harry: You are here to visit. You do not need to risk your life with me, and Alan.
Casey: *Closes her eyes, and smiles* Mmmhh..Alan.
Harry: Get out of the car, and stay inside the house until I return.
Casey: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the house*
Harry: *Drives away*
Alan jumped into the pool, and landed with his hands touching the bottom.
Alan: *Doing a hand stand. After a few seconds, he comes back up, and swims to the other end of the pool*
Camryn: *Walks to the pool in her yellow bikini*
Alan: *Watches Camryn walk in*
Harry: *Drives into the parking lot, parking between a brand new Mustang, and a '57 Chevy*
Alan & Camryn: *Watching Harry get out of his car*
Harry: *Looks at the pool, and walks over to Alan, and Camryn*
Alan: Harry, you're just in time.
Harry: Yes I am. We need to investigate a murder.
Camryn: Another murder?
Alan: *Climbs out of the pool* I'll be back after I get changed.
Camryn: *Following Alan* Me too.
Harry: Don't take too long. We need to go immediately. *Watching them walk up together. He goes back to his car, and stands by it, awaiting their return*
Harry drove his car with Alan, and Camryn in the back. Stuart met up with them in his car.
Harry: *Gets out with Alan, and Camryn* Stuart, perfect timing.
Stuart: Thanks a lot Harry.
Two more officers arrived in different squad cars.
Officer 66: Hello guys.
Officer 52: We'll check out the crime scene. There's lots of people that need to be questioned.
Alan: We're on it.
But when they walked inside, another receptionist ran towards them.
Receptionist: Thank goodness you're here. Two of our patients are missing.
Harry: Who?
Receptionist: Alec Wheeler, and Ian Chance.
Alan: Were they the ones that killed all these people?
Receptionist: No. I was hiding in a room with some of the patients. I took a peek through the window, and I saw one man in a leather jacket with black hair, and sunglasses. He was using one of those new machine guns.
Alan: Looks like we were wrong about those two.
Harry: But we still need to find them.
Receptionist: Yes. Please bring them back here safely.
Alan: No sweat.
Camryn: What can me and Stuart do?
Alan: Just go out on patrol. We'll handle this ourselves.
Stuart: If you insist. Come on Camryn. *Walks away with Camryn*
Alan: We'll be checking Ian, and Alec's rooms for clues on where they might have gone.
Receptionist: Yes sirs.
Alan checked Alec's room. Harry checked Ian's. Alan met up with Harry in Ian's room.
Alan: Not much in Mr. Wheeler's room. Did you find anything here?
Harry: Not much, but something tells me they left through the window. It was left open.
Alan: *Looks at the window*
Harry: What do we do now partner?
Alan: Keep our eyes open, and look all over town. Let's just hope they didn't leave town.
Ian and Alec were resting in a hotel close to the beach.
Alec: Thank you very much.
Ian: I'm glad my son is friends with you here.
Tommy: We're glad too.
Alec Baker: Until the guy trying to kill you is gone, we'll let you stay here.
Nearby, Harry stopped his car. He got out with Alan.
Alan: Perhaps our friends at the hotel know something.
Harry: What friends?
Alan: You know, those two guys that gave up the life of crime. They once worked for Biff Frederickson.
Harry: Oh, those guys.
Alan: Correct. *Walks with Harry*
They walked in, and saw a lady standing behind a desk.
Harry: Is Alec Baker, and Tommy Ten here?
Lady: Yes, they're in room 17 on the second floor.
Alan: Thank you. *Walks with Harry*
In the room.
Ian: Where is my son?
Tommy: At work. We have the day off.
They heard four knocks on the door.
Alec: Is that him?
Alec Baker: Let me check. *Walks to the door, and looks through the peep hole* Hey Tommy, it's Alan, and Harry.
Tommy: Let them in.
Alec Baker: *Opens the door for Alan, and Harry*
Harry: Thanks Alec.
Alan: *Sees Ian, and Alec* I think we spotted another Alec, with Ian.
Ian: We're not your suspects!
Alan: Hey, calm down, we're here to help.
Harry: But everyone at your retirement home is worried about you guys.
Alec: We had no choice. If we didn't leave, that bastard would have killed us.
Ian: Besides, we don't need your help.
Alan: This isn't a game.
Ian: You're goddamn right it's not a game! That son of a bitch killed a lot of people.
Alan: And he might kill you two if you run around acting like heroes! Let us handle it!
Ian: *Pressing his teeth together* Just get the fuck out of here already!!!
Alan: Alright. Fine. *Walks with Harry to the door* I guess there really is no honor. For you and your friend at least. *Leaves with Harry*
Alec: How dare he says that about us.
Mark Asington walked in.
Mark: *Sees his dad* Father? What happened?
Ian: Sit down son, it's a long story.
Alan, and Harry walked back to the car. As they got in, they heard Camryn on the radio.
Camryn: Alan, Harry, you there?
Alan: We're here.
Stuart: We spotted someone matching the description of our suspect. He walked out of a gun store buying ammo for an MP5. He's now getting into a black Camaro.
Meanwhile in New York City.
Captain Ford: I don't know why it took so long, but thanks for letting us have one of your choppers.
NYPD Officer 85: No problem Captain.
NYPD Officer 79: We wish you luck in finding your suspect.
Captain Ford: *Passes them as he walks for the helicopter*
NYPD Officer 79: *Hits Captain Ford in the head, knocking him out* We must take him back to Cape May to our boss.
Speaking of Cape May, Stuart, and Camryn were following the man in the black Camaro.
Stuart: He just turned left onto Pittsburgh Avenue.
But then suddenly, the Camaro took off, passing two cars.
Stuart: *Gets blocked off by the same two cars* Dammit! He got away.
Alan: We're notifying other units. Meet us back at the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn.
Stuart: 10-4.
Camryn: We were so close.
Stuart: I wonder if he knew about us following him the whole time.
Alan and Harry were waiting at the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn when Camryn, and Stuart arrived.
Alan: We got good news.
Camryn: What?
Alan: A couple of our officers have spotted our suspect. They're arresting him now.
Officer 64: Bravo-1. Come in!
Alan: We're in. Everything okay?
Officer 64: No. Suspect has escaped in a stolen 4-door Buick.
Alan: 10-4, everyone keep your eyes open.
Harry: What do the four of us do?
Alan: Take the rest of the day off. We're going back on patrol at night.
Song: link
The suspect waited until dark to drive back into Cape May.
Officer 53: *Watching the car pass* Bravo-1. Suspect has just passed my position.
Alan: 10-4. We're in position. Stuart, how are you and Camryn?
Stuart: Fine. We're following him now. This time, we're making sure not to be spotted.
Alan: Good. Keep your distance.
Suspect: *Driving close to the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn*
Harry: Now.
Alan: *Drives forward, blocking the road*
Harry: *Points his gun at the suspect* Police! Don't move!
Suspect: *Turns around*
Stuart: *Turns left to block the road*
Suspect: *Pushes Stuart's car out of the way*
Stop the song
Alan: *Driving after the suspect*
Stuart: *Following Alan*
Suspect: *Turns left*
Alan & Stuart: *Also turning to the left, following the suspect*
Suspect: *Holding a frag grenade* This is how you want it to be. *Pulls the pin, and drops the grenade*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Alan spun out of control, and Stuart was forced to turn left, driving into a house.
Camryn: We need backup. We crashed on Pennsylvania Avenue, just before the intersection with reading.
Dispatch: Copy that. Any injuries?
Camryn: Negative. The both of us are okay.
Harry: I'm okay, but Alan's out cold. Get out of your car, and get over here.
Camryn: *Walks out of the car with Stuart, and goes over to Harry, and Alan*
The front end was smashed due to an impact with a tree. Most of the damage was on the left side.
Harry: *Pulls him out* Help me out here.
Stuart: *Helps Harry gently place Alan on the ground*
Camryn: Alan, please say something.
Alan: *Opens an eye as he looks at Camryn* What do you want me to say?
Stuart: *Chuckles* He's okay.
Harry: Emotionally. How are you doing physically?
Alan: I've been through worse, but I could see a doctor.
Harry: Hang in there buddy. I'll call for one now.
Next morning, a panel van drove into Cape May. Inside the van was Captain Ford, tied up, and gagged.
Alan: *Laying down in a bed at the hospital*
Harry: Hey. How are you?
Alan: Fine. *Looks behind him* You brought Casey, and Camryn.
Harry: They both wanted to see you.
Alan: Hope Casey doesn't try anything funny. Camryn on the other hand..
Harry: Yeah, I'll get her for you. *Walks over to Camryn*
Alan: *Watching Camryn*
Camryn: *Puts a hand on Alan's stomach* We'll get the bastards who did this to you.
Alan: I know.
Camryn: *Kisses Alan*
Casey: *Angry*
Alan: You better get going. Unless Captain Ford has returned, Harry is in charge.
Harry: We won't let you down Alan.
Alan: I know you won't. I'll only be in here for two days.
Harry: See you then. *Leaves with Camryn, and Casey* What are you angry for Casey? I thought you were trying to get Stuart to be your boyfriend.
Casey: I want to have them both.
Camryn: You can't do that.
Casey: Why not?
Harry: *Sighs* Casey, we've gone over this before. Several times. Please, stop.
The panel van with Captain Ford was about to pass the hospital.
Doctor: *Driving an ambulance*
Man 43: *Honks, then hits the brakes, nearly hitting the ambulance*
Harry: *Walks out with Camryn, and Casey. He sees the driver of the panel van shouting at the doctor in the ambulance*
Man 43: *Looks at Harry, then drives away in reverse*
Harry: *Gets in his car with Camryn, and Casey. He drives towards the van*
Man 43: *Stops after passing an intersection. He goes forward, turning right*
Harry: *Turns left*
Man 43: *Drifts to the right*
Harry: *Turns right, nearly hitting a truck*
Camryn: Stuart, where are you?
Stuart: Pennsylvania Avenue.
Camryn: Perfect, we're heading towards you with a panel van involved with a hit & run. Wait at the intersection with Trenton Avenue.
Man 43: *Turns left*
Camryn: Never mind, he just turned left onto Illinois.
Stuart: *Turns his car around*
Camryn: We took another right. We're northbound on Reading.
Stuart: I'm almost there! *Stops in front of the van*
Man 43: *Stops. He goes in reverse, dodging Harry's car*
Stuart: Is it me, or does this guy enjoy going backwards?
Man 43: *Does a 180 degree spin, and goes forward again. He pulls out a pistol, and shoots Camryn in the shoulder*
Camryn: Ah!!! *Holding her shoulder*
Casey: Give me that. *Takes her gun, and shoots at the van*
Three bullets hit the back, nearly hitting Captain Ford.
Man 43: That's it. You're going down! *Drops a grenade*
Harry: Oh not again! *Forced to the right by the explosion. He hits another car*
Stuart: *Stops. He is blocked off by Stuart's car*
A few minutes later, the van was in a section called West Cape May.
Man 43: Sir, our first victim.
Kenny: *Looking at Captain Ford* Good. Now get me the others.
Man 43: I nearly got caught by them sir.
Kenny: Really? I had to deal with them last night. We need them. If we don't have the others, this will not work.
Man 43: I understand. I will go out, and we'll get the people that you want. *Walks away*
Kenny: *Looking at Captain Ford* There's no way for you to get up with your hands, and feet tied together. You might as well enjoy yourself while you can.
Alan was asleep in a bed at the hospital. Ian walked up with Alec. Mark, Tommy, and Alec Baker were also there.
Ian: *Puts a hand on Alan's shoulder* Alan.
Alan: *Wakes up, looking at Ian* Why are you here?
Ian: Harry told me about what happened.
Alan: Really?
Ian: I owe you an apology.
Alec: So do I.
Alan: It's nothing you two. Don't worry about it.
Ian: We're willing to cooperate in any way.
Alan: All we need you to do is stay with your son, and wait for us to call you. We'll tell you when we got the suspect. Then you and Alec will have to go back to the retirement center.
Alec: Oh no.
Ian: We don't want to.
Alan: You have to. You're not allowed to leave until they say otherwise.
Ian: So much for being friendly.
Mark: It's not bad father. You and your friend are in good hands there.
Alec: Aside from that maniac running around.
Kenny was wearing shades and a leather jacket as he walked along the beach. He looked at an autoshop, and saw Stuart watching his car get repaired.
Kenny: Perfect.
The white van that brought Captain Ford into town was now being driven towards Cape Harbor Hotel Inn.
Camryn: *Laying on a bed looking at a picture of Alan* Get well soon babe. *Kisses the picture, then hears a knock on the door* Just a second. *Walks to the door, and opens it* Can I help- *Gets knocked out by one punch*
Then, at Harry's house.
Kenny: *Driving Stuart's Packard. He stops in front of the house, meeting up with his partner in the panel van*
Man 43: *Walks out of the van* When you said you'd meet me here, I didn't think you'd show up in that.
Kenny: It may have a few scratches, but it still runs good. Plus, the owner is out cold in the trunk. We better hurry, and get the next guy.
Harry: *Walks out of his house*
Man 43: *Holding a tranquilizer* Allow me. *Shoots Harry*
Harry: *Falls down*
Kenny: Get him into the van.
When Alan was discharged from the hospital, he walked back to his Corvette in the parking lot.
Alan: *Starts his car, and drives out of the parking lot. He picks up his receiver* Harry, where are you? *Awaiting a response* Harry? *Gets worried* Stuart, come in Stuart.
Dispatch: Alan, this is dispatch. Harry, Camryn, and Stuart have gone missing. A witness reports that Stuart's Packard is in West Cape May. The address is unknown.
Alan: I'll check out the area now. Any other units available? I could use some back up.
At Kenny's house.
Kenny: I need you to stay here. Guard the others while I talk to Ian. He needs to pay for what he's done.
Man 43: Yes sir.
Kenny: *Walks to Stuart's Packard, and gets inside. He drives away*
Alan was on West Perry Street when he saw Stuart's Packard in front of him on the other side of the intersection.
Alan: *Talks in his receiver* I found Stuart's Packard. The suspect has stolen Stuart's Packard.
Kenny: *Floors it, turning left*
Alan: He has turned left and is now northbound on Park Boulevard! *Turns right, and follows Kenny*
Kenny: *Passes a Lincoln at an intersection*
Alan: *Passes the intersection*
Kenny: *Passes a restaurant and a fitness center*
Alan: *Catching up to Kenny*
Kenny: *Knocks a man off a motorcycle at a 4 way intersection*
The motorcycle and it's rider flew into a tree, but landed on the grass.
Alan: We passed Leaming Avenue. He's still northbound.
A truck with a flat tire was blocking the road ahead. Kenny had to turn left onto another road.
Alan: *Drifts to the left* Central Avenue, Central Avenue. Anyone nearby? That's the street we're on.
Kenny: *Points back at Alan, and fires two bullets. They hit the front window. He turns right at another intersection*
Alan: *Drifts, also going right*
Up ahead were two police cars with a roadblock.
Kenny: *Turns right*
Alan: *Turns right*
Kenny: *Stops between a pile of sand and a driveway. He gets out of the car, and fires four more bullets at Alan*
Alan: *Ducks, dodging the bullets*
Kenny: *Running towards a small forest*
Alan: *Gets out of his car, and follows Kenny*
Kenny: *Reloading his gun*
Alan: *Fires a bullet at Kenny*
Kenny: *Runs out of the forest, and heads for a big garage*
Alan: You better give up! I got seven more bullets!
Kenny: *Passing the garage* Seven?! shit...
Alan: That's right, I got an eight shooter.
Kenny: *Jumps on top of a truck, and runs over it*
Truck Driver: Keep those guns away from me!
Alan: *Chasing Kenny*
Kenny: *Fires two bullets at Alan*
Alan: *Fires one bullet that hits another truck next to Kenny*
Kenny: *Running past a silo*
Alan: *Shoots Kenny's right leg*
Kenny: Ah! *Hopping towards two train tracks*
Alan: *Dives on Kenny*
Kenny: *Drops his gun, but grabs Alan's*
Alan: *Punches the gun out of Kenny's hands*
Kenny: *Gets up, and pushes Alan towards the train tracks*
A diesel was coming towards them, pulling five boxcars and a caboose. The engineer blows the horn twice
Alan: *Gets up, and chokes Kenny as he falls down on top of him*
Kenny: *Pushes him towards the tracks again*
Engineer: *Blows the horn as he gets towards Alan and Kenny*
Alan: *Kicks Kenny over him, and gets off the train tracks*
Engineer: *Runs over Kenny*
Alan: *Looks under the train and sees Kenny's head, detached from the rest of his body*
Four police cars arrived. Harry, Camryn, Stuart, Ian, Alec, Mark, Alec Baker, and Tommy Ten arrived in them with eight officers.
Alan: *Looks at them, then back at Kenny as the rest of the train passes*
Ian: You killed him.
Alan: Yeah, but we still don't know the motive behind his attacks.
Ian: I think it was because of some rivalry we had in Korea.
Alec: And he tried framing you for the murders?
Ian: Possibly.
Camryn: *Goes to Alan, and hugs him*
Alan: Where's Captain Ford?
Harry: Back at HQ, awaiting our return.
Alan: Then let's go see him.
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SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Bri Burke as Casey Penn
Music
The Seeker: The Who
The Faceless Assassin: Lalo Schifrin
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Production from May 16, 2017
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