Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, you can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw questions about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. You are hot and you want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this safe or not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: You just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk you in the toilet!
Graypaw: If you can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! You mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really safe to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, you are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: You are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If you all answer this question correctly you will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have you barf up Molten Crater Fire Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are you going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!
"Oh when is he going to get back!?" said Cinderpaw in the apprentice den impatiently. "Calm down Cinderpaw, he wont take long" said Brackenpaw sleepily."Im looking for him!" she said as she came running out of the apprentice den."Where are you going?" asked a voice behind her. It was Longtail. Im looking for Fireheart!" she said excitedly. "Youre as skittish as a squirrle" Lontail said "Off you go!". She ran to the entrence of the camp and bumped into someone."Hello, Fireheart!" she said."Looks like I came just in time" he teased."I thought a badger ate you!" she also teased."No cat would be foolish enough to do that" said Tigerclaw. "OR you got ran over by a monster!" she said. Fireheart yawned. "You should go back to the apprentice den, its late" said Firepaw.
I KNOW ITS REALLY SHORT
I KNOW ITS REALLY SHORT
Tigerheart
