Firestar helps Sandstorm




Several weeks passed since Firestar saw 2012, and he got more and more paranoid. He had nightmares for days, and he couldn't get the images out of his head. It was all so intense!

"Firestar," Sandstorm murmured, "are you okay?"

His fur was matted as if he hadn't groomed it in a moon. "I don't know. Everything that's happening is so odd."

"Do you think StarClan holds the answers to what's going on?" she whispered, pressing against him.

"I don't know..." he sighed. "But, I do know this..."

He cleared his throat.

Then, Jamaican music starts playing out of nowhere. Sandstorm looks...

Explanations...Random Movie and Music...



At StarClan...

The StarClan cats sat there in their seats, crying as 2012 end credits played on their TV.

"That...was beautiful!" Yellowfang sobbed.

"It was depressing!" Swiftpaw groaned. "It was like...dying all over again!"

"I know!" Bluestar agreed. "It's like dying for the tenth time!"

Everyone who wasn't a leader stared at her awkwardly. Bluestar just sat, eating her popcorn. Then, she looked at all the faces.

"What?"

They looked away. Mosskit enters the scene.

"Mommy!" she squealed, tugging at Bluestar's fur. "Why couldn't I watch the movie? Stonefur watched...

Explanaitions...With a Spoiler Flashback



"Cinderpelt...you've got some 'splaining to do!"

"What are you meowing about?" Cinderpelt spat.

"What just happened?!" Firestar yowled.

"I told you, Dad!" Leafpaw sighed. "It's the end of the world!"

"You're making up such nonsense!" he protested. "The world can't end!"

"Well, the world's not ending!" Cinderpelt meowed. "But something's coming."

"Let me guess," he started, speaking really fast. "The economy of the Twolegs has dropped to an all-time low and there's anarchy, a beloved leader die, and they set off bombs, the overload of Twoleg rubbish is in the...

Party in StarClan...BRING MOVIE POPCORN!!!



A blue-gray she-cat stood over the edge of Silverpelt, enviously looking down at ThunderClan's territory. The first Twoleg monster had arrived on the territory.

As she looked, she had no idea that a red-brown tom was right behind her. He stalked her carefully, planning every moment. He crouched down, ready to pounce, his rump shaking after hearing "Baby Got Back".

Instead of pouncing though, he slowy moved towards the she-cat's ear.

"Do you like it?" he whispered to her.

All of a sudden, another Basshunter dance song came on. "Tetris" was playing through...

Chapter 1: Startling News



"What?!"

Firestar looked at the two she-cats in surprise.

It was Sunhigh the next day, and it was warm enough for a barbecue. The music from Graystripe's boombox was blasting, lyrics of the band Bon Jovi playing.

"Why didn't we have Eminem or Lil' Wayne in the tracks, again?" Dustpelt.

"There are young kits here, Dustpelt," Sorreltail mewed.

The tabby warrior scoffed. "Whatever." He turned on his MP3 to hear the lyrics to "No Love" in his ears.

Firestar still stared at the two she-cats after hearing the news of the apocalypse.

"It's true," Leafpaw meowed to her father. "It...

Blurb:A Warriors Spoof version of 2012. If you haven't read up to The New Prophecy, you should NOT read this fanfiction, or even continue reading the summary.
Leafpaw has received signs that the world in the forest would come to an end. Firestar thinks it's just like in the movie 2012, meanwhile. As events of apocaplypse progress, Firestar gets even more paranoid. How will this end...and what is the "true" story of what happened before the Great Journey?


Prologue: Leafpaw's Discovery

Cinderpelt sorted the herbs casually, organizing them in alphabetical order.

"All right," she murmured to herself,...