Various Characters

Well, here we are. From one extremely short title to yet another extremely short title, we find ourselves with a game that is actually ten minutes shorter than 198X, and wouldn’t you know it, I enjoy it far more than that other game? Now why is that? Could it be that, despite the smaller budget and less resources, it could create a vastly more interesting story and world? The answer is yes. So let’s talk about Planet RIX-13



The game starts with a nameless, faceless astronaut as he crash lands on a strange planet. Apparently, there were people on the planet, but they are all gone now....

Well, looks like a fun little holiday is right around the corner. That’s right, Day of the Dead. Halloween, that’s for children who go out and eat candy. But Day of the Dead, that’s a real man’s holiday. In all seriousness, I am far from being Mexican. I’m the whitest, pastiest motherfucker around. But I still really enjoy the skeleton designs and the history of Day of the Dead. And you know what else I love? Masked wrestling, which is more commonly known as lucha libre. Day of the Dead and luchadores. It’s not a Lucha Underground game, everyone. It’s Guacamelee. The full edition,...

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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell you all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid ass colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, You stupid gays. ‘kay, love you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...