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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell you all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid ass colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, You stupid gays. ‘kay, love you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

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GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM

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Now, I looked back on my original list of top ten hated video game characters. Needless to say, there was quite a few obvious choices. Now, my original list wasn’t bad, but I have played a lot more games since then, and I have seen more horrible characters. Now yes, I am aware that this topic has been done TO DEATH with gamers (Seriously, type in Top Ten Hated Video Game Characters on Youtube and you will see hundreds of lists), but I think it’s time I talk about my own awful characters. A few rules first, only from games that I have played, only on per franchise, and I will try to limit...