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Now, where should I start... Okay. Fanboys are the most fat-headed, ignorant people you could EVER meet. If you don't know who or what a fanboy is then the picture above this article SHOULD give you a clue.



ARGUMENTS Anyway, let's start with reasons as to why they argue so much. Not to be confused with just a regular fan, the fanboy is the type of person to only have a desire for one certain game console/company and hate the rest for VERY unrelated reasons.
Example: Nintendo...

E3 this year was kind of an atrocity. Bethesda had a huge mess with their audience, EA was EA, Ubisoft was publishing a game for the fucking WII in 2019, and no one cares about Microsoft. But Devolver does what they do best, be ultra violent and insane. Even if their library of games wasn’t that big, they were all very impressive. A new horror game, a running battle royale, DLC for The Messenger, and a new trailer for my most anticipated game of the year, My Friend Pedro. So let’s talk about it.



My Friend Pedro follows an unnamed, masked man and his friend, a talking banana named Pedro,...

Well, after VA-11 HALL-A was a fun experience, I think now’s the time to talk about another cyberpunk game. Only one that is a little more…. Hotline Miami-esque. Coming from the brilliant minds at Devolver and being the first Devolver game I talk about on this list. And that game isn’t Holine. What a shame on my end. Oh well, let’s talk about Ruiner for the time being instead.



Ruiner is set in a world that is just the dirtiest, dankest, shittiest cybernetic hellhole you can imagine. Companies are big and it seems like everyone is out to kill each other. The most dangerous people...

You know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....

Ah Video Games club, it's been WAY too long. When was I last here, when I made my Top 10 Things I Hate The Most In Video Games? Man, it's been freaking forever.

Anyways, so I've been thinking recently about the GBA game Megaman Battle Chip challenge and remembered how much hate the game got overall.

And dare I ask........ WHY?

Welcome to Random Rants! Where I nitpick the mother-living hell out of whatever I so damn desire. Sound good to you? IT FUCKING BETTER.

Back onto our topic, I replayed MMBCC earlier to see if I was missing anything on why the game was so hated.

And yep. I still fucking LOVE...

Over the past 6 to 7 years that I have been playing video games, it has not occured to me until recently that maybe the ESRB has gone a little too far lately. I realize this by comparing ESRB ratings to MPAA (that's the movie rating board for all of you) ratings. I realize that the language permitted in PG-13 ratings is much greater than that in T ratings, such words as @$$hole and even the F word can be heard in PG-13 movies while there is absolutely no chance that you would ever hear such words in a T game.

Gore, violence, and blood is also more excused in PG-13 movies. Such movies as the...

So Inside was a pretty critically acclaimed game that is pretty recent. Not as recent as some indie games I’ve discussed but I’d say it’s fresh in some people’s minds. But the creator of Inside, Playdead, is no stranger to mass critical acclaim. I think this is a game I’ve been waiting to play and discuss for a while, so allow me to introduce you all to Limbo



I was tempted on saving Limbo for Corner of Horror instead of In-Indie, but I decided against it since, while atmospheric and pretty creepy at times, it’s not what I would consider a horror game. It’s as much a horror...

When I was a little kid, I grew up with a Gameboy along with a few games for it. One of those games was Kirby’s Dream Land for the original Gameboy Color. It was a short game that you could beat in thirty minutes, but it was so much fun to play. I loved every second of it as a kid, from the amazing Gameboy graphics to the music. I bring this up because today is an indie game that perfectly captures the feeling of those classic Gameboy games, known as Awesome Pea.



Awesome Pea follows the adventures of a little Pea, who is extremely greedy. All he wants is coins, and he’ll travel across...

Another ten indie games reviewed and another article talking about all the great stuff that makes the indie market what it is. But before you we get to that, you all know the drill. It’s time to talk about the indie games that I reviewed and see which ones were the best. Now there isn’t gonna be any YIIKs or We Happy Fews this time. Every game was a game I enjoyed. Yeah, some more than others, but there wasn’t a bad game this time, and thank goodness. But don’t worry, the next few will have some real stinkers. So let us see which games are the best and which are the least best.

10: Divekick...

This review is going to be… a bit harder to talk about. So I bought a game called Revolution 1979: Black Friday, a game that is based on the actual Black Friday of 1979 where thousands of protestors were shot and killed for protesting against their ruler. It was the darkest moment during the Iranian Revolution but is practically never discussed outside of the country. That is where 1979 Revolution comes to discuss matters.



1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...

It seems that every few months, you always hear about that new indie title that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes by Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, you find your character left on a deserted...

Jet Set Radio Future - A pretty fun game, with an amazing soundtrack, but can get repetitive at some moments

Madworld - Addictive fighting and an awesome soundtrack, but is a little too short

Viewtiful Joe - One of the best beat ‘em ups I have played, but just like Madworld, it is much too short

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory - A really suspenseful game that keeps you on edge, but I prefer Metal Gear Solid, unfortunately

Half-Life 2 - A fun FPS that is one of my favorites of Valve, but it has some flaws that could have and should have been fixed

Grand Theft Auto IV - A great open world exploration...

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I’m sorry. I really didn’t want to have to talk about this game. I didn’t even beat it, and for good reason. It’s not a fun game to play. Coming from the guy who could beat YIIK and play a dozen matches on Morphies Law, I could barely get through the first of three stories and gave up around the second cause the game glitched out a necessary item and I just decided fuck it, what’s the point of prolonging my suffering. So...

Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!



Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. You play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug by the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...

It seems that once in a while, there is always an indie game that comes out to be THE indie game. When it all started, Cave Story was that indie game. A couple years ago, that title went to Undertale. And as of recently, that title goes to Celeste. But the one that I want to talk about is real special. It wasn’t my first indie game, that goes to shitty indie games on Xbox Live Arcade. But this was the one that I loved so much that I wanted to start checking out more indie games like Night in the Woods and Undertale. And that game, once considered THE indie game, was Shovel Knight. Also for...

Hey everyone. Here's my top 10 games that come from my favourite console of all time. Up until recently Ps3 has always been second best to the ps2 but I truly think it's the best. It's got backwards compatibility for ps1 games and some models have ps2. It's home to biggest collection of games and some of my favourites.

Before I start the list I want to mention a couple of things. I have eliminated Ps2 remasters from the selections because they are ps2 games and not ps3 BUT there will be one on here because I experienced the game on ps3 and not on ps2 so I consider it a ps3 game. I will keep...

Well, it turns out there's a new generation coming. It all started with the famous Nintendo company. They have made a series of handheld consoles name Nintendo DS (DS stands for Double-Screen). They have many games for the handheld. They decided to make a new handheld that they say isn't in the DS series. They called it the 3DS, because most of the games will be in 3D.

Meanwhile, another company named Sony decides to make a new handheld in the PSP series (Playstation Portable. It's called the Playstation Vita. It, however, only comes in black. A diffrence from the 3DS, which comes in Aqua...