The Birthweek Song
Robbie: Now, before I take you in there, I should warn you.
Cat: About...?
Robbie: My grandmother, she can be...critical.
Cat: That's okay, I take criticism really well.
Robbie: No, you don't.
Cat: What's that supposed to mean?!?!
Robbie: It's that you don't take criticism very well!
Cat: WHY DON'T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE?!
Robbie: I'm sorry, I take it back.
Cat: Okay.
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Mammaw: [of Cat's hair] Why did you do that to your hair?
Cat: What, you mean the color?
Mammaw: Do you hate your mother?
Cat: I love my...
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