Your Mamma is so fat when she was swimming whales seen her and started singing we are family.
Your mamma is so fat when she farts she makes globle worming.
Your Mamma is so fat instead of god say let there be light he said hey move out of the way.
Your Mamma is so big when she seen a taxi she yelled hey stop that twinkie.
Your mamma is so fat when she fell down the stairs she wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Your mamma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made them skittles.
Your mamma is so fat were in her right know
Your mamma is so fat people jog around her.
Your mamma is so fat when she standed in front of the HOLYWOOD sign all you could see was H and D.
And one joke for today :)
Ok Dieting Tips
1 Make a list of who has a problem with you weight.
2 Cute them out of your life.
3 Enjoy having lost hundred of ideats.
And if you like my Mammas so fat jokes leave me a message when your done reading this :)
Your mamma is so fat when she farts she makes globle worming.
Your Mamma is so fat instead of god say let there be light he said hey move out of the way.
Your Mamma is so big when she seen a taxi she yelled hey stop that twinkie.
Your mamma is so fat when she fell down the stairs she wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Your mamma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made them skittles.
Your mamma is so fat were in her right know
Your mamma is so fat people jog around her.
Your mamma is so fat when she standed in front of the HOLYWOOD sign all you could see was H and D.
And one joke for today :)
Ok Dieting Tips
1 Make a list of who has a problem with you weight.
2 Cute them out of your life.
3 Enjoy having lost hundred of ideats.
And if you like my Mammas so fat jokes leave me a message when your done reading this :)
TORI VEGA
-she is so kind and sweet
-i know she's kinda annoying but thats just her character
-she sings good
ANDRE HARRIS
-he is funny
-On the episode pilot he was the only person who's being nice at tori first
ROBBIE SAPHIRO (Idk how to spell it)
-he is funny
-I like how he's scared of rex
JADE WEST
-she is the funniest and savage girl ever
-i know she's mean lol but she's the reason why i watch victorious
-Cool
CAT VALENTINE
-She is super duper cute and when she cries its so cute lol idk
-funny
BECK OLIVER
-handsome
-cool
-he's the only guy who can calm jade
OKAY SO I LIKE VICTORIOUS AND I WILL FOREVER LOVE VICTORIOUS YAY
#jade #cat
-she is so kind and sweet
-i know she's kinda annoying but thats just her character
-she sings good
ANDRE HARRIS
-he is funny
-On the episode pilot he was the only person who's being nice at tori first
ROBBIE SAPHIRO (Idk how to spell it)
-he is funny
-I like how he's scared of rex
JADE WEST
-she is the funniest and savage girl ever
-i know she's mean lol but she's the reason why i watch victorious
-Cool
CAT VALENTINE
-She is super duper cute and when she cries its so cute lol idk
-funny
BECK OLIVER
-handsome
-cool
-he's the only guy who can calm jade
OKAY SO I LIKE VICTORIOUS AND I WILL FOREVER LOVE VICTORIOUS YAY
#jade #cat
10:she is the most Legit person ever!!!! <3
9:she is always there when you need her
8:she is NEVER mean to people{unlike jade..:|}
7:she knows how to rock a great party
6:she does funny, weird stuff all the time
5:she never lets you down
4:she has a great voice when she's singing
3:she is funny
2:she makes awsome brownies
1:She is a sweet girl
*All of these statements are true and very believable, So don't hate on her. Jade, you have no heart and are pathetic if you mess with Kat!!!!
9:she is always there when you need her
8:she is NEVER mean to people{unlike jade..:|}
7:she knows how to rock a great party
6:she does funny, weird stuff all the time
5:she never lets you down
4:she has a great voice when she's singing
3:she is funny
2:she makes awsome brownies
1:She is a sweet girl
*All of these statements are true and very believable, So don't hate on her. Jade, you have no heart and are pathetic if you mess with Kat!!!!
