Your Mamma is so fat when she was swimming whales seen her and started singing we are family.

Your mamma is so fat when she farts she makes globle worming.

Your Mamma is so fat instead of god say let there be light he said hey move out of the way.

Your Mamma is so big when she seen a taxi she yelled hey stop that twinkie.

Your mamma is so fat when she fell down the stairs she wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Your mamma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made them skittles.

Your mamma is so fat were in her right know

Your mamma is so fat people jog around her.

Your mamma is so fat when she standed in front of the HOLYWOOD sign all you could see was H and D.

And one joke for today :)

Ok Dieting Tips

1 Make a list of who has a problem with you weight.

2 Cute them out of your life.

3 Enjoy having lost hundred of ideats.

And if you like my Mammas so fat jokes leave me a message when your done reading this :)