Dan made it into another town.
Bikers: *riding bikes*
Dan: *pass bikers*
Coppers: *follow*
Bikers: *flip cops off*
Dan: *flies past intersection*
garbage man: *stops truck*
Copper 23: *drives into truck*
Chopper pilot: Attention all units, suspect is heading for the BMW agency.
Black cops: *arrive at agency* Listen up! A police chase is heading toward here, and we want you to stay away from the road.
Dan: *drives past black cops*
Copper 2: Stay on him. All units, suspect is now behind the BMW dealership.
Copper 86: Block off the roads!
Dan: *gets on road*
Copper 86: He's heading for another dealership!
Dan: *enters dealership*
Copper 86: Unit 86, I just spotted the suspect. He has just entered the Pontiac dealership.
Not far away
Girl 4: This is a really cool car.
Girl 5: I want a pink beetle.
Girl 3: Me too.
Dan: *hits car*
Girl 2: Meanie! Say you're sorry!
Dan: *floors it*
Girl 1: He was not nice.
Copper 1: Oh god *hits car*
Girl 1: Even the cops are hitting my car!
Copper 1: Sorry! *drives in reverse*
Black woman: *drives into Copper 1's car*
Chopper copper: Attention, suspect is heading toward a car crash. It's not involved with the chase, but use caution in that area.
Dan: *drives toward crash*
50 coppers: *follows*
Dan: *goes right*
Copper 35: He just past my position!
Copper 1: Roger, we're on our way.
Doctor 1: Look out!!
Dan: *brakes*
But it was too late, and Dan hit the other car, and went airborne.
Copper 43: We can't get past these cars!
Dan: Haha!
Copper 1: How did he jump that car?
Dan: *stops at car wash* There's another Special just like mine.
Black man: Man, what happened to yo car?
Dan: You know those parking lot attendants?
Black man: Do you wanna spray wax?
Dan: No, just wash it.
Girl 6: This car is destroyed, but still running!
Girl 1: It'll be hard to start it up.
Girl 3: How are you going to afford fixing it?
Girl 1: I don't know!
Next part will be posted tomorrow.
Bikers: *riding bikes*
Dan: *pass bikers*
Coppers: *follow*
Bikers: *flip cops off*
Dan: *flies past intersection*
garbage man: *stops truck*
Copper 23: *drives into truck*
Chopper pilot: Attention all units, suspect is heading for the BMW agency.
Black cops: *arrive at agency* Listen up! A police chase is heading toward here, and we want you to stay away from the road.
Dan: *drives past black cops*
Copper 2: Stay on him. All units, suspect is now behind the BMW dealership.
Copper 86: Block off the roads!
Dan: *gets on road*
Copper 86: He's heading for another dealership!
Dan: *enters dealership*
Copper 86: Unit 86, I just spotted the suspect. He has just entered the Pontiac dealership.
Not far away
Girl 4: This is a really cool car.
Girl 5: I want a pink beetle.
Girl 3: Me too.
Dan: *hits car*
Girl 2: Meanie! Say you're sorry!
Dan: *floors it*
Girl 1: He was not nice.
Copper 1: Oh god *hits car*
Girl 1: Even the cops are hitting my car!
Copper 1: Sorry! *drives in reverse*
Black woman: *drives into Copper 1's car*
Chopper copper: Attention, suspect is heading toward a car crash. It's not involved with the chase, but use caution in that area.
Dan: *drives toward crash*
50 coppers: *follows*
Dan: *goes right*
Copper 35: He just past my position!
Copper 1: Roger, we're on our way.
Doctor 1: Look out!!
Dan: *brakes*
But it was too late, and Dan hit the other car, and went airborne.
Copper 43: We can't get past these cars!
Dan: Haha!
Copper 1: How did he jump that car?
Dan: *stops at car wash* There's another Special just like mine.
Black man: Man, what happened to yo car?
Dan: You know those parking lot attendants?
Black man: Do you wanna spray wax?
Dan: No, just wash it.
Girl 6: This car is destroyed, but still running!
Girl 1: It'll be hard to start it up.
Girl 3: How are you going to afford fixing it?
Girl 1: I don't know!
Next part will be posted tomorrow.
Natural gas is cheap cuz there's too much on the market
Petroleum wannabes have borrowed loads o' cash
to get a piece of that nasty Klondike
In North Dakota, they burn off $100 Million worth each year
just plain wasted in the air and the reason is,
everybody knows the necessary pipeline to move it around
would never remake the money it took to build
The promotion of Fracking made promises of
endless buried treasures but they failed to mention
Shale pockets don't last long
You gotta keep drilling wells every 2 miles
So now you start to understand
who really makes the serious doe in Gasland :
- Hole Diggers
- Toxic Mix Solvent Makers
- Loan Bankers
What if Cheney's Halliburton and all the guys at the Club
asked for a bailout in 4 years time
That would be so American-like
Petroleum wannabes have borrowed loads o' cash
to get a piece of that nasty Klondike
In North Dakota, they burn off $100 Million worth each year
just plain wasted in the air and the reason is,
everybody knows the necessary pipeline to move it around
would never remake the money it took to build
The promotion of Fracking made promises of
endless buried treasures but they failed to mention
Shale pockets don't last long
You gotta keep drilling wells every 2 miles
So now you start to understand
who really makes the serious doe in Gasland :
- Hole Diggers
- Toxic Mix Solvent Makers
- Loan Bankers
What if Cheney's Halliburton and all the guys at the Club
asked for a bailout in 4 years time
That would be so American-like
