Have your friends convinced you that Twilight is only for teenage girls and over-the-hill goths? Of course we know better, but here are six excuses that shy adults can use to justify their desire to go see Twilight on opening day.
Bella the successful CEO of a publishing company is on the look for a new assistant. When the nightmare of her high school, turns up. She's ready to cause him the same pain.
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school but he cant get anyone to listen to him.
Meanwhile, the Goth kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids cant tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.