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10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her...
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10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.


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It was confirmed today, that Carter Burwell will NOT be composing the score for New Moon. Alexander Desplat is composing in Carter's place. This raises the question, will Chris Weitz and Alexander Desplat use the lullaby Carter composed?

In my personal opinion, I really think it's better if they keep the same lullaby. Alot of fans may disagree. And I agree to an extent, it did not sound like a lullaby. But, during the lullaby scene when they were in the trees, there was a piano melody solo. If they kept that melody, but expanded it or made it more complex, it would sound more like a lullaby. And they could keep the continuity.

What do you guys think?
The Piano Melody Solo during the Lullaby
The Piano Melody Solo during the Lullaby
posted by BuffyFaithFan1
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It has been a year since Kandice's death. A lot has happened since then. Like I found Rachel, and she ran away from her mom and dad to help me out with myself and the loss of Kandice. I cried like a baby for a week. Maybe two I lost track. Rachel doesn't know Kandice, but she tries to comfert me in SO many ways. And I cant help but refuse it. I try sooo hard to make the pain go away, and I never got to tell her what I was. But that doesn't matter now does it?
I loved Kandice. And now everything...
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posted by CharmedVamp101
I walked out of the room to Edward, my savior.
"You didn't have to wait for me,"how easy it was to act like I didn't care,"you don't have to take me home."
"I don't have to, but... I want to."
"Are you sure you don't have a problem with this?"
"Of course not, now I know you just got released, but I thought I might treat you to dinner."
"That would be really great, you know, you're really great."
Oh no, I can't believe I just said that.
"Thank you."
He looked into my eyes.
I wonder what he's thinking right now. I wonder if he's thinking about me. Maybe he likes me too. Maybe, no no no, I just...
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posted by BuffyFaithFan1
CHAPTER ELVEN:
THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS part two of two... _________________________________________________
I pulled into Edward's drive way, and parked the car. I got out, and smiled when I saw that his car and Jasper's car was in the garage. I then closed the car door, and walked to the front door. I raised my hand in a fist, and knocked on the door three time. I took in three breaths of air, and thats when I knew I was nervous. I heard someone coming to the door, and I was excited to see Edward. But when the door opened, it was Jasper.
"Bella? What are you doing here!?" He asked and I...
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posted by kladida_22
Chapter.3 – Back to Life It’s Self

“No, but thanks again really I heard the guys and they say that you have really been taking charge of things and looking out after Billy , the pack and La Push I don’t think I could ever repay you for this” his eyes were locked on mine I saw that he was grateful.
“I did my job Jacob that was all I’m Beta when you not here someone needs to take the laid that all I did besides remember you saved my life once when I was acting really stupid soo lets say that we’re even ok” I said in a calm voice still locked on Jacob eyes I couldn’t look away...
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posted by sh0rtiinedward
I was pretty sure that since the horrific experience with the voltuari, our happy ever after will begin but something strange is happening to me I been having visions and this is very weird, because the vision thing is Alice's job not mine, but what I realize is that maybe are just memories from my human life, so this doesn't bother me anymore.
What I have to do is take care of my little angel and don't worry about these stupid visions.
im planning to spend more time with Nessi, she just turned 4 years Old but she looks like a 14 year Old girl, She is so beautiful with pale and smooth skin, brown...
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It has come to my attention that the Answers feature is frequently used incorrectly in the Twilight Spot. I have seen numerous questions such as.." Who is hotter, Edward or Jacob," or "What is your favorite book from the series?" It is okay to ask questions like this (even though they start to get repetitive) but please use the Pick feature, which is made for oppinionated answers and questions.

The Answers Feature is meant for FACTUAL questions only. I have seen other spots and it seems to me that the Twilight Spot is a perfect example for wrongly placed questions.

I'm just stating a concern and hope that i helped a small bit. Here is a great article by Cinders, from the Fanpop Etiquette spot that does a great job explaining the Answers Feature.

link

Thanks for listening to me rant :p
posted by xxEmo92xx
Two days later, Alice and I are sitting in my bed talking about the Volturri thing. "I am so glad you're cool with the whole Volturri thing. I love being your friend. If we would have let our diversity separate us, we would probaly be at our own houses with our boyfriends."

"Actually, no. I am not dating Jasper anymore."

"What!? Why!?"

"I caught him with another woman." Alice began to sob a little.

"Do you know who?"

"Yeah, it was that Jessica girl. THey were kissing behind the school. Plus, when he came through the door, he was thinking about if I knew about Jessica."

"How do you kno- oh yeah,...
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posted by vampiress015
I just have to say that this isn't really Twilight fan-fiction, nor Harry Potter for that matter. It's a mix. I noticed on fan-fiction.net that loads of people were writing them, so I thought I'd give it a go myself. So, anyway, here it is:

Chapter One- The Essence of a Fan

'Edward, we love you!'
'No, I love him more'
'I swear on Jacob's life that I love Edward more than you'
'How does that work? You don't even like Jacob'
'Do too, I'm on Team Switzerland'
'Then you can't love Edward more- you love them both'
'Edward come back!'
Harry jumped out the way as two screaming girls flew past. His...
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Ch 7
A/N: I own no characters. Plz R&R!

I climbed out of my rusty truck and stared into the eyes of 7 people. Laurn, Angela, Ben, Mike, Jessica, Eric, and Tyler.

"Bella!" cryed Angela, as she flung herself at me. "Sorry, you probaly don't remember me....I'm..."

"Angela!" I gave her a hug back. "I remember, all of you. Wow. News travels fast in this town, doesn't it."

"Yeah, that's the perks of livin' in a small town." Mike cheered. What was he so happy about?

The bell rang.

"Well, I see you guys later." I hollered. They were already leaving for class.

"Later." they replied.

"Um...."I called...
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posted by sweet_twilight
This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.


{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some writing done, when I overheard a conversation at the table next to me that went something like this:

Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?

Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.

-all guys murmur in unified...
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posted by bitten_byedward
I personal would like to just speak my mind. To all of you don't want her to be Jane, I guess I understand. But, I like Dakota Fanning. She's a great actress and I think she'd be great. Here are some reasons why I want he to be Jane.

1. She's been in TONS of movies, so she has experience.

2. She looks the role (In my opinion.)

3. She in "Push" so I would think she has some experience with things like New Moon (and the rest).

4. She's always the good-girl. For once she should be bad.

Those are only some that I can think of at the moment.

If you don't want her to be, I respect that. Also, if you think that, leave a comment saying why or why not please!

Also, if you actually read this:

Thanks!
LOS ANGELES - Stephen King’s opinion may drive a stake through the heart of “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer.

In an interview with USA Weekend, the bestselling author compared Meyer with J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series.

According to Stephen, “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Meeooww!

While Stephen may not be a fan of Stephenie’s writing, he understands the appeal of the series.

“People are...
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This just in: Dakota Fanning thinks it would be, like, "really cool" to be in the sequel to Twilight—even though she hasn't read the book. She's still in negotiations for the role of nasty bloodsucker Jane in Stephenie Meyers' New Moon, and admits she still has a lot of homework to do.

"I haven't read all four yet," Fanning told E! News while promoting Coraline over the weekend. "I'm working on it. Getting there. I'm just about to finish the first one."

Not even on New Moon yet? Does she know how bad this Jane can be? Well...

"The character is what I would be excited about. It's kind of evil,...
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posted by Twilighter109
1. He tells her to stay away from him.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his shirt and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in love with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He dove her home when she felt sick.
posted by teamrobert48
I think we love it because its romantic and we all wish we had some one like Edward Cullen to swoop over and take us away that would be great,right? Personally I like the REAL Robert Pattinson more than the charecter and would love to meet him I mean who wouldnt but I dont know about you but I for one beleive in what most people dont beleive in, such as vampires,faries,mermaids you know stuff such as that,call me crazy but I really do even I cant explain why I love that Stephanie Meyers created this story I love this story like no other why I love it so much is a mystery to me.
posted by hayleyhoo
This is the second part of my story...
Now, alone and afraid, in a strange place with no money or belongings, Meya stumbled around the streets of Newquay. And yet she still felt as if she was being followed, but the vampire would not have been able to track her as vampiwolfs are far faster than both vampires and werewolves and also the fact that they had no scent with which to be tracked with. She found what she was looking for, an abandoned house, and she quickly scanned it with her senses to see if there was anybody inside. After making sure that it was totally abandoned, she made her way...
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