1. Edward Cullen- There are some things money can’t buy. For all the rest there’s Edward Cullen.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … missile proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but you can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge you to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Vampires are forever.
11. Only a vampire can love you forever.
12. Everyone can bite but vampires bite the best.
13. When you tell us to bite you, you might not wake up.
14. We take our dinner seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. You wonder why you don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do you think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the lamb uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your heart out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have dogs to keep safe. I have vampires to keep me safe.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … missile proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but you can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge you to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Vampires are forever.
11. Only a vampire can love you forever.
12. Everyone can bite but vampires bite the best.
13. When you tell us to bite you, you might not wake up.
14. We take our dinner seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. You wonder why you don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do you think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the lamb uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your heart out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have dogs to keep safe. I have vampires to keep me safe.