This is not a copy of 100 things not to say to edward and jacob.. even if some a elements are quite like it
1 I will not walk into the Cullen’s house wearing garlic.
2 I will not walk into la push wearing wolf bane
3 Throwing holy water at Edward and screaming the power of Christ compels you isn’t funny.
4 Neither is throwing rice or anything else at any one in the book is.
5 Asking Jacob if he’s imprinted yet isn’t funny.
6 Or is it funny to ask this every 5 minutes.
7 I shouldn’t ask Leah what it’s like to loose your boyfriend to your cousin is like.
8 I shouldn’t ask Emily what it’s...
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