Robert & Kristen

Okay, I'll admit that I haven't laughed this hard at a film since I saw The Hangover last summer. Seriously, what was the plot here? I actually found the first film to be much better than this travesty. You can find my review of the first movie link. I'll go through it like I do with all movies. Pros and cons, then an overall.

Pros

The Volturi

Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, you know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and you hear...

camras went mad right let her go now you are gonna kiss her to death at the rate you two arew going alice thought comming up behind bella
"bella its time" i ignored her and kept kissing bella harder then i ever let myself before.
her heart sped up and her hands slid up and down my neck i loved it when her heart beat that fast.
"do you wont to miss your plain> i`m sure you will have fun camping out in the airport waiting for another plain." she was right beside bella now edward get you hands of her and go and get the plain i wont to see her in her dress!!! she was getting mad now.
i turned...

just another short one :P

part 2
I was nervous, so nervous. My mind was still frozen, unbelieving.
Rosalie’s voice came from behind me. “Alice! What on earth is he doing?” she whispered.
Alice’s reply was sharp. “Shush, Rose! This is important!”
I was almost there when I stopped, just out of sight. I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t handle the let down.
Nobody in the family knew what was happening, aside from Alice. Jasper and Rosalie were curious and Emmet knew there was someone there, but he was confused as to why I had stopped.
“Dude, just go!” Emmett whispered to me impatiently....