Here you can write many funny things about twilight like this:
1 ) Q: Why can’t people stay angry at Jasper Hale? A: He calms them.

2 ) Jasper will never be a therapist because he already knows how you feel about that.

3 ) Jasper Hale’s first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

4 ) Jasper is sexy. Too sexy for his shirt. Too sexy that it hurts. That’s why it looks like he’s in pain…

5 ) Dear Diary,
Today I made Carlisle feel like he was
in love with Edward… AGAIN!! LOL
Later, Jasper

6 ) Q: Where do the Cullens go for an all day buffet? A: The zoo!!!

7 ) Q: You know what sucks? A: Vampires!

8 ) I went to La Push, Washington and all I got was this stupid imprint…