Twilight Series Caption contest.

daphne_cullen posted on Oct 04, 2009 at 06:02AM
Comment on the picture I will post with captions. They should be in script format.

Example:

Edward: Hi, Bella
Bella: Hi, Edward.

Try to make your script as witty and funny as possible.

If a character is thinking something, then post it with // forward slashes.

Example:

Edward: //She looks good in that shirt.//

When 7 users already posted their scripts, I will make a pick and let other users vote for which script they like best. The pick will close after 1 week and whoever gets the most vote wins and receives props from me.
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over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
Okay. We'll start with this image:
Okay. We'll start with this image:
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
eric: like come on starwars beats transformers
angela:what is starwars
Jessica: come on you don't know star wars "luke, i am ur father"
mike:what? transformers is the best, bella what do you think
bella: I think i found my luke skywalker

(srry so random im hyper its 11pm here
over a year ago EmmettIsLove said…
smirk
eric: hey did u ever see edward again?
*silence*
jessica: (doing the chicken dance, laughing) maybe he became scared when mr berty asked a question and he didn't answer
mike: oh cmon jess, you're doing the dance the wrong way! do it like this! (did the chicken dance while mouth was full of food)
angela: *laughs*
bella: //ugh, these people are insane!//

lol its kinda lame i know
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over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
its pretty awsome llolz
over a year ago tennischic101 said…
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bella: who is alice with, captain hotty-mik-hotty
mike: thats jasper you *****
bella: sorry you dork
eric: bella i am ur friend (darth vador voice)
over a year ago twilight_1_1 said…
Bella: he keeps starring!!
Eric: come on hes ovisally a vamp and is diciding wheather to kill ur or not kill ur cut him some slack
Angela: haha ur soo funny!!
Jessica: Mike look! Look!
Mike: //They wont laugh so much when they find out Erics right!//
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over a year ago Saritaswims said…
big smile
Bella:y is he looking at me
Eric:hes deciding if ur blood is good inof fod him he likes type A
Bella:ok!!! scurries to other table
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
wink
2 more entries to go and it's awarding time!
over a year ago Saritaswims said…
big smile
Bella:Who is he?*looking at Edward.
Eric: He's a Vampire trying to figure out ur blood typw
Bella:Right! *moves to other table*
Edward:* Lunges on her* Seriously Whats ur blood type
Bella:Type A
Edward: OK! *Bites Bellas neck*
over a year ago Saritaswims said…
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Can u guys enter mi contest its called ~*contest*~
over a year ago Saritaswims said…
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CAN U PLZ PIK THE WINNERS ALREADY!!!!!\\!\\
over a year ago ashesandwine said…
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Jessica: OMG, Mike! Don't talk like that! Angela and Eric don't need to know what we did last night!
Mike: What?! Do you mean our night babysitting your crazy cousin?
Angela: You told me you were having you first time!
Jessica: Ya, first time babysitting:P
Mike, Eric and Angela start to laugh and Jessica joins them...
Bella: //OMG! They are such kids! I wish that Edward would get over himself and come back! It's lunch time and I don't have my lunch! I'm getting hungry!//




Ok...here you go! I hope people don't mind, it's a bit... how to say this in english?! don't know...I hope I didn't offend anyone:)
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
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yay! it's awarding time! good luck everyone and thanks for your entries! :)
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
wink
here's the link to the pick! you can vote now.

link
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over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
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Winner's ashesandwine! Congrats hun! :)
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over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
smile
Time for new photo!
Time for new photo!
over a year ago SimplyLaurel said…
Bella: //Ooh. I hope it's that pony I was hinting at last week.//
Edward: //I hope she isn't expecting something ridiculous, like that stupid pony.//
Jasper: //I'm thirsty.//
Bella: (Opens gift) ...OOOH! It's so pretty! //Oh. my. gosh. This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I thought Edward had taste! Ha ha. Taste, get it?//
Edward: //Yay! She loves it! I can just tell by the tone in her voice! I don't even have to TRY to read her thoughts.//
Bella: Really, I love it.
Edward: As I love you.
Jasper: //I'm thirsty.//
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over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
laugh
I thought Edward had taste! Ha ha. Taste, get it?

Lol I love it!
over a year ago EmmettIsLove said…
smile
bella: //please, please, please, give me something good.//
rosalie: //wait till she sees what's inside that box. ha ha// *smiles grimly*
bella: omg! you gave me body glitter?! that is so cool! now i can be like edward! *smiles at everyone*
(emmett, jasper, carlisle, esme, alice, and edward smile nervously in return)
rosalie: //omg how much lamer can she be?//
edward: *biting his lips* err, actually bella, that's foot powder. you know, the kind you use for smelly feet.
bella: oh. okay then. err. thank you. //do my feet smell that bad? i thought edward wouldn't notice.//
rosalie: *resisting the urge to smile* //lmao the look in her face! PRICELESS!//
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over a year ago ashesandwine said…
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I won't participate in this:) I want to see what everyone writes! And so far they are: PRICELESS!!!!
Good ones, guys:)
Ohhhh and thanks sooooo much for the votes!!!
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
Bella:Ok I walked all the way here, whats my gift
Edward: this package
Bella: this is all, this tiny pacage
Jasper: *snickers I told you she wouldnt like it
Rose:Yah ed its so tiny
Esme: edward put that away
Carlisle: I thought you were giving her this package *points at envolope
Emmett: haha you got turned down
Bella: edward really, you expect me to want that*opens package
Oh esme I love it
*points at edward illl talk to you later
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
big smile
Lol I love all your entries guys. Keep up the good work. :)
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
surprise
they are all good lolz omfg u changed your icon
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
laugh
lol why don't you like it?
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
no I love it lolz its just different lol it suprised me lolz
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
big smile
lmao i just thought i needed a new picture.
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over a year ago sillysparkles said…
Emmett: open mine next!
Bella: what is it? what could it be?
Alice: just a little something to prepare for the future *laughs*
Edward: I want you to be safe
Bella: *opens present*
Bella: condoms!?
Emmett: *laughs*
Bella: very funny Emmett //not.//
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
laugh
Edward: I want you to be safe

hahaha. good one.
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
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3 more entries FTW!
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
good one lolz
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
we need 3 more
over a year ago vampires1969 said…
instead of a picture, here's a video. checkitoooUuUUUuUWwWwwTtTTt.

over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
wtf
your supposed to give us what the picture is saying
over a year ago IluvJacob99 said…
hey can i join this
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
yah anyone can lol
sorry i am being daphnes voice lol we need 3 more!!
over a year ago daphne_cullen said…
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That's okay, Paramore-CSI. You can say anything you want,hun. :)
over a year ago IluvJacob99 said…
bella: / its ugly o my god is that a blood stain/
alice: how do u like it i wore that shirt when i went hunting
bella: i love it
alice:/ knew it she loves old shirts/
bella: /my god it stinks i thought alice knew i hate blood more the my birthday/





srry if its not funny i am not really good at this kinda stuff
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
it is pretty good!!!!

lol yah ok daphne I fiqured Id tell her just in case you werent on in a while!!
over a year ago IluvJacob99 said…
ya lol
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
lmao!
over a year ago slackjawd said…
Forget about the f*cking toe!
over a year ago IluvJacob99 said…
what


and by the way its accatlly link
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
ok ok ok
over a year ago IluvJacob99 said…
ya please go to my site
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
i do not like jacob!
over a year ago IluvJacob99 said…
oh booo hooo then
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
watev!
over a year ago IluvJacob99 said…
back at you
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
whatevs!!!
not my fault i do not like him!!
over a year ago IluvJacob99 said…
angry
well if your edward gggggrrrrrrrrr edward sucks litterally