Bella's POV
When me and edward arrived home we or edward was shocked to see that Ness and Jacob were cuddled up. "That filfthy bastard, hopefully he didnt touch her" Edward growled. "Hunny calm down, there in love its okay!" I said carefully. "It's not okay if they..." "If they what? have a baby or do adult stuff?" He nodded, I sighed. I then walked up stairs hopeing to get in bed. Edward sighed and joined me.
6:00 AM
Renesme's POV
I awoke suddenly, i sat up and looked around I was on the couch with jacob.... Oh! thats right we slept toghter. I thought. "Why did I just wake up?" I quitley whispered??? Then a sharp pain struck me in the stomach, I got up and ran to the bathroom. Could it be I'm pregnant? But we only tried last night.... I thought. There was a knock on the door, then it opened and in walked mom. She seemed shocked, then she sighed came over to me and placed her hand on my back. "You okay?" She asked, knowing I couldnt asnwer because I was puking. I shook my head left to right. When I was done I moved away from the toilet and leaned on mom. Tears spilled out of my eyes. "That was the worst thing ever" I sobbed. "What happened?" She asked stroking my hair. "I umm, when you and dad left I... we.... I wanted.... A baby... so me and jacob.... we" I choked out still crying. "Shhhh its okay, I understand its okay." She calmingly said. Then another figure stood out the door then entered. It was jacob, He looked at me and then bella and then me agian. "Whats wrong... why are you crying Ness?" He asked. "I.. I think I may be pregnant" I said through tears.
When me and edward arrived home we or edward was shocked to see that Ness and Jacob were cuddled up. "That filfthy bastard, hopefully he didnt touch her" Edward growled. "Hunny calm down, there in love its okay!" I said carefully. "It's not okay if they..." "If they what? have a baby or do adult stuff?" He nodded, I sighed. I then walked up stairs hopeing to get in bed. Edward sighed and joined me.
6:00 AM
Renesme's POV
I awoke suddenly, i sat up and looked around I was on the couch with jacob.... Oh! thats right we slept toghter. I thought. "Why did I just wake up?" I quitley whispered??? Then a sharp pain struck me in the stomach, I got up and ran to the bathroom. Could it be I'm pregnant? But we only tried last night.... I thought. There was a knock on the door, then it opened and in walked mom. She seemed shocked, then she sighed came over to me and placed her hand on my back. "You okay?" She asked, knowing I couldnt asnwer because I was puking. I shook my head left to right. When I was done I moved away from the toilet and leaned on mom. Tears spilled out of my eyes. "That was the worst thing ever" I sobbed. "What happened?" She asked stroking my hair. "I umm, when you and dad left I... we.... I wanted.... A baby... so me and jacob.... we" I choked out still crying. "Shhhh its okay, I understand its okay." She calmingly said. Then another figure stood out the door then entered. It was jacob, He looked at me and then bella and then me agian. "Whats wrong... why are you crying Ness?" He asked. "I.. I think I may be pregnant" I said through tears.
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do you think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives or what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet by H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of heart and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush gown instead. Love the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.