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posted by EmmettOk
ok i don't like the names i give first time give them new ones

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.


VampMindReader107 - Edward

ClumsyLamb18: - Bella

PsychicShopaholic: - Alice

EmotionbyName: - Jasper

GrizzlyBear: - Emmett

Better_than_you: - Rosalie

Dr. Vamp Cullen: - Carlisle

Mother2Many: - Esme

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GrizzlyBear: Power to the sheep!

ClumsyLamb18: Hello to you too, Emmett

GrizzlyBear: Hello Bellsy!

ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!

GrizzlyBear: Emsy? That's a new one.

ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!

GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!

ClumsyLamb18: Okay shut up now.

GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!

ClumsyLamb18: Not funny.

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ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Eddy!

VampMindReader107: Bells, you know I don't like that name.

GrizzlyBear: Yeah, Bellsy, he prefers Eddie-kins!

VampMindReader107: Emmett!

ClumsyLamb18: I wish I was-

GrizzlyBear: a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

ClumsyLamb18: In 77 69, revolution was in the air

GrizzlyBear: I was born too late in a world that doesn't care

ClumsyLamb18: Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair!

VampMindReader107: That was…random.

GrizzlyBear: Sorry, Eddie-kins!

VampMindReader107: Never mind, Emsy-Wemsy!

GrizzlyBear: Ugh! Don't like that!

VampMindReader107: What, you don't like Emsy-Wemsy?

GrizzlyBear: No!

VampMindReader107: Haha! Emsy-Wemsy!

GrizzlyBear: Right! You. Me. OUTSIDE! Let me put my killer hat on!

VampMindReader107: Shut up, Emmett.

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PsychicShopaholic: Hey, everyone!

ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Alice!

GrizzlyBear: So, Edward, bitten any pillows lately?

VampMindReader107: Err…what you on about? Shut up!

GrizzlyBear: So, then, made any women faint lately?

VampMindReader107: You're just jealous!

GrizzlyBear: What? You think I can't dazzle people? Betcha I can!

VampMindReader107: Fine! Let's go!

GrizzlyBear: Fine!

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ClumsyLamb18: Rose? Is that you? Hey, Jazz!

Better_than_you: Hey, yeah it is me.

ClumsyLamb18: You changed your name.

EmotionbyName: Is there a reason why Edward and Emmett just stormed out the house saying something about dazzling people?

PsychicShopaholic: Hey Jazzy! Yeah, Emmett said that Edward isn't the only one who can 'dazzle' people so they made a bet.

Better_than_you: Right. This should be interesting. Lol.

An hour later…

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VampMindReader107: Hahaha! Oohh, Emmett, you win! I could never have done that!

GrizzlyBear: Shut up! I'll give you the glory!

PsychicShopaholic: Oh, what happened?

ClumsyLamb18: Tell us!

EmotionbyName: What's wrong with dear Emmy-kins? Why you so embarrassed?

GrizzlyBear: -mumbles- not saying.

Better_than_you: Oh come on! Can't be that bad!

GrizzlyBear: Is!

VampMindReader107: I'll tell them. Well, I technically won with dazzling roughly 25 women, but Emmett, here, did very well with 'dazzling' – wait for it – 20 men!

ClumsyLamb18: ROFLMAO!

PsychicShopaholic: OMC! Why didn't you take me along?

EmotionbyName: Hehe, no wonder you're so annoyed! Although, is there something you should be telling us?

GrizzlyBear: -growls- NO! Anyway! You're not entirely right, are you, Edward? You dazzled a few men too! 3 to be precise.

VampMindReader107: Yeah but you! 20? How did you do it? It's now fact that men are more attracted to you than women are! The women who you tried to dazzle were looking at you as if you'd gone completely! This is true, of course!

GrizzlyBear: You said the looking-through-the-eyelashes bit always works well.

ClumsyLamb18: Wow, never seen you so happy, Edward!

VampMindReader107: Bella, love, I'm ecstatic! That look, Emmett, always works for me.

Better_than_you: Aww, never mind, Emsy. You have me, don't you?

GrizzlyBear: Thank you, Rose. :)

Better_than_you: Though it is quite funny.

GrizzlyBear: Ahh! :) I'm alone! Going now!

VampMindReader107: Oh come on Emmett! Don't be like that! Look, in the future, I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh. Like I am now.

GrizzlyBear: Yeah! Sure, I will!

PsychicShopaholic: Jasper, make him happy!

EmotionbyName: -sends happy waves to Emmett-

GrizzlyBear: Oohh! I wanna sing! Edward! Jasper! Sing with me!

VampMindReader107: oh, what? Not that song!

GrizzlyBear: OI! You owe me! You were making fun of me!

VampMindReader107: Fine!

EmotionbyName: What? What song?

GrizzlyBear: You'll see. I'll start!

EmotionbyName: Go on, then!

GrizzlyBear: -clears throat- They see me mowing the front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy! Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy. (Jasper!)

EmotionbyName: -sighs- I wanna roll with the gangstas. But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too white and nerdy. Really, really white and nerdy. (Edward, why are we doing this?)

VampMindReader107: (God knows. To make Emmett happy, I think. Can't believe I'm doing this) First in my class in MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D. MC Escher – that's my favourite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin, to the contrary. You'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Steven Hawking's in my library. (Stopping now)

ClumsyLamb18: Ahh, it was funny!

PsychicShopaholic: Yeah, but why are you singing Weird Al Yankovich?

GrizzlyBear: I don't know. It was funny. Technically, you should blame Jasper as he sent happy waves!

ClumsyLamb18: Hey! Let's all change our screen names!

VampMindReader107: Why?

PsychicShopaholic: It will be fun!

EmotionbyName: Okay.

Better_than_you: But I've already changed my name once!

GrizzlyBear: You can be the judge! You could guess whose who! Let's get Carlisle and Esme!

Better_than_you: Yeah fine, whatever.

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Mother2Many: What did you want us for?

GrizzlyBear: We want to change our screen names and wanted you two to join us.

Dr. Vamp Cullen: Okay, fine.

Dr. Vamp Cullen has changed names

Mother2Many has changed names

GrizzlyBear has changed names

ClumsyLamb18 has changed names

VampMindReader107 has changed names

PsychicShopaholic has changed names

EmotionbyName has changed names


Better_than_you: Okay, what are your names then?

MentalGenius: Hello, Rose

EvilPixie: Hey Rose!

PixiesBoy: Do you know who this is, Rose?

Better_than_you: You're Jasper. EvilPixie is Alice, that's dead easy. Edward, yours suits you very well XD

MentalGenius: Is that supposed to be a compliment or not?

Better_than_you: Take it as you wish.

SuperPrankster: Hey, Rosie!

Better_than_you: Hey, Emmett. Very obvious.

SuperPrankster: Goddamnit!

dr.: Hello.

VamPassion: Hello, everyone!

Better_than_you: Where's Bella?

VampiresGirl: Heya!

MentalGenius: Hello, love.

VamPassion: I need to go, bye, everyone.

SuperPrankster: Bye, Esme!

VamPassion has signed out

dr.: Yes, I need to get back to work. I'll be home in half an hour.

EvilPixie: Bye, Carlisle.

SuperPrankster: Bye, Carly!

dr.: Emmett. No. I'll take your Jeep off you.

SuperPrankster: Oh, okay, bye, Carlisle.

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SuperPrankster: -sigh- I'm bored. Eddie-kins.

MentalGenius: -growls- What?

SuperPrankster: Nothing. Just wanted to annoy you.

MentalGenius: It's okay. From now on, I can just annoy you by the fact that men are more attracted to you than women are!

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EmmettFanGirlForever: No! I love you, Emmett! Marry me!

ILoveEmmett: Noo! I love you more than Rosalie or anyone!

SuperPrankster: Uhhh, who are you? Alright! See? Girls love me!

Better_than_you: Emmett! Who are these girls?

MentalGenius: Haha! This is definitely my day!

EmmettFanGirlForever: I'm your number one fan, Emmett!

SuperPrankster: Uhh, I don't know! Don't ask me!

ILoveEmmett: Emmett McCarty Cullen, will you marry me?

SuperPrankster: Uhh, no, I'm already very happily married to Rose.

Better_than_you: EMMETT! THEY ARE PROPOSING TO YOU!

EvilPixie: Hehehe! This is good!

EmmettFanGirlForever: Don't listen to her! Ditch Rosalie and have me!

ILoveEmmett: No, no! Me!

SuperPrankster: Girls, girls, I am very flattered but no. I love Rose.

EmmettFanGirlForever: No, you don't. You love me, really.

Better_than_you: EMMETT! THERE WILL BE A DIVORCE IF YOU DON'T GET RID OF THEM!

SuperPrankster: But, Rose, I don't know them. I've never met them in my whole existence!

Better_than_you: Bitches! Get away from MY man!

VampiresGirl: This is very entertaining.

ILoveEmmett: NO! I WILL get him. Even if it takes me the rest of my life!

EmmettFanGirlForever: YOUR man? He's mine through and through!

Better_than_you: Says WHO? Bet you have marriage papers to prove it, eh?

EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uhh, no, but I would have if he married me!

SuperPrankster: Rosy, calm down, now. You know I love you.

EmmettFanGirlForever: SEE? Told You!

Better_than_you: He was talking to ME!

EmmettFanGirlForever: How do you know that my name isn't Rosy?

Better_than_you: IS IT?

EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uh, no but IT COULD HAVE BEEN!

PixiesBoy: It would be a good idea to leave now.

ILoveEmmett: Says who?

PixiesBoy: Says me. She can be pretty nasty when she gets REALLY pissed off. I have scars to prove it.

ILoveEmmett: Uhh, okay, bye. LOVE YOU EMMETT!

SuperPrankster: -scared- Just go please. Flattered as I am.

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Better_than_you: Emmett, are you sure you didn't know those girls?

SuperPrankster: Rose, I'm telling you I didn't know them!

Better_than_you: Well, they seemed to know you. They made that obvious.

SuperPrankster: I don't know them. Please believe me!

Better_than_you: Edward, is he telling the truth?

MentalGenius: Yes, he is telling the truth.

SuperPrankster: See! Rosalie, I don't know them!

Better_than_you: Okay, I believe you.

VampiresGirl: It was very funny, though.

PixiesBoy: Yes, very. Look on the bright side, Emmett. At least some girls like you!

EvilPixie: Yeah! Why girls are attracted to you is anybody's guess.

Better_than_you: Alice, leave Emmy alone. I know it's tempting to make fun of him.

SuperPrankster: Rose, I thought you were on my side.

Better_than_you: Yeah, well whatever.

VampiresGirl: Oh, be right back. Someone chucked something at my window.

EvilPixie: Okay, what is it?

VampiresGirl: Err...

MentalGenius: What is it?

VampiresGirl: It's…erm…Mike.

MentalGenius: WHAT?

VampiresGirl: He's just…umm…declaring his 'undying' love for me.

SuperPrankster: Hahaha! Unlucky Bella!

MentalGenius: I'm coming right now!

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PixiesBoy: Bella, what's happening?

VampiresGirl: Err, Mike is currently standing in front of the house, begging me to dump Edward for him.

EvilPixie: Haha!

VampiresGirl: Oh, Edward's here. He's not happy. He's out the Volvo. He's shouting.

Better_than_you: Yeah, we can here him from here.

VampiresGirl: OMC!

PixiesBoy: What's happening?

VampiresGirl: Mike aimed a kick at Edward. Edward moved out the way and Mike ended up kicking the Volvo!

EvilPixie: Oh no! That's not good!

SuperPrankster: He loves that car!

PixiesBoy: Oh dear. Bella, what's he doing now?

VampiresGirl: Umm, oh! He is…um…looking at the damage, mournfully. Edward turned to Mike. OH! He's livid! Haha, Mike ran off. Oh! Edward is…stroking it. If he was human, he would be crying.

EvilPixie: Is he muttering at all?

VampiresGirl: Erm…oh…yes. He's saying 'Poor Volvy. My poor Volvy!' He gives his car an affectionate name?

Better_than_you: Haha, yeah. Told you he loves that car.

VampiresGirl: I'd better go, calm him. Bye.

EvilPixie: I'm gonna go now. This sounds good.

SuperPrankster: I'll follow.

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posted by Tatti
The reaction was instant - strict and cooperating Volturi guards became ferocious and unthinking hunters. Snarling, growling, hissing and sharp sounds of body parts being ripped... I knew that my plan was working and they were distracted from everything else except their prey. And that was me.
"I can't believe you've done this" Nessie frowned and took the knife from me. I realized that she was too close to me and in case any vampire will reach us she might get hurt too.
"It's not safe" I whispered and tried to ignore pain that flooded me every time I took a breath. "Go home"
"What? No, don't...
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posted by twilight-7
Kayla’s POV

“What’s the sex?” Alice squealed as Carlisle moved the probe over my belly. She was gazing adoringly at the image of my baby on the screen. Knowing we were looking, the baby gave a little nudge. It was harder than I was used to but not painful.
“Did you see the baby kick?” Alice asked me, her eyes not leaving the screen.
“I felt it, Alice,” I said, smiling at her.
Edward’s eyes were flitting between me and the screen. He had been watching me carefully the past few days and it had been quite annoying. I made sure he heard that in my thoughts.
“I will only say if...
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posted by Tatti
When I regained consciousness I didn't open my eyes. I tried to listen what's happening around.
"Maybe you should kiss her? Your one glance made her faint, maybe a kiss will wake her up?" Jacob teased someone who, I guess, was Embry.
"Shut up" Embry's voice was anxious.
"Is she all right?" Bella was concerned about me.
"I think she's fine but maybe I should scan her head. Remember how she fainted last time? It might indicate a problem" Carlisle was going to scan me? It would be clever to admit that my faintness has nothing to do with my brain, but then I should mention the fact that it might be...
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posted by LexisFaith
Sorry to jump like that, but this is going to start a new story. Kind of. Just read and I hope you guys like it :)
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Four years goes by faster than you'd think it would.
Sarah has grown so much. I see more and more Jacob in her everyday. Certin things she says, faces she makes. She's not a baby anymore.

I picked her up from daycare that day and she was coloring on the kitchen table.
"Mommy?" She asked never looking up from her picture.
"Yes sweetie?" I wiped my hands off on the towel and sat next her.
"How come I don't have a daddy like Emma?" She put...
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posted by countrygirl2008
Have you ever wondered about MArcus 's wife?i have ,so i decided to do a little digging and here is what i pulled up:

Once upon a time, a fairly young vampire (he had only been a vampire for a decade and a half) named Aro changed his young sister Didyme, who had just reached adulthood, into a vampire in order to add her to his growing coven. Aro always wanted power, and because he himself had a potent mind-reading gift, he hoped his biological sister would also be gifted in a way that would help him rise in the vampire world. It turned out that Didyme did have a gift; she carried with her an...
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posted by rubytuesday101
Two weeks ago it was my 18th birthday Edwards family threw a surprise party for me,but it went horrible wrong.I cut my fingure and Jasper tried to kill me,edward flung me back but i cut myself on glass.Carlisle fixed me but i knew edward was very upset.He hated himself he said it was his fault but its not,he said a normal boyfriend could stay with me if i was bleading.I didint say anything to him i just let him get his anger out he needed to.That night Charlie got called out and had to go then edward changed he started kissing me and didnt stop.We made love that night the best night of my life.I...
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posted by LexisFaith
3 months later...


"Come on." I whispered as i listened to Jacob's phone ring on the other end. "Pick up."
I whiped down the kitchen counters to give myself something to do. "Pick up, pick up, pick up."
"Hey it's Jake. Leave a message." His voicemail picked up.
I rolled my eyes. "Jake. What good does it do to have a phone if you never answer. I could be dying!" I huffed and hung up.
I set the house phone back on the hook and went into our room. I made the bed and grabbed the dirty towels from our bathroom. I pick up Jake's jeans and his cell phone fell out of his back pocket. "Ugh." I groaned...
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While Rose ditched the girls...
While Rose ditched the girls...
Rosalie’s P.O.V:
Riding in silence I heard Bella open her cell phone in the back and type in numbers. “Who are you calling?” I asked looking at the back showing mirror. “You don’t need to know.” She snapped back like a rubber band. I snorted, “You know you’re an ungrateful snobby bitch.” She gaped at me, “Oh yeah, well at least I don’t have to stuff toilet paper down my shirt. I have real ones.” I screamed madly, “Oh please, if you had real ones you would have had sex with Edward already.” “At least I have a shot at having a kid, ass.” That’s where I got mad...
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posted by rubytuesday101
I am Renesmee Charley Black well i used to be cullen but i married then love of my life Jacob Black 1 year ago i am now 22 years old.I live in a big beautiful house that my grandmother made for me and jacob.
It is 11 o'clock at night and i am sitting in my front room watching Romeo and Juliet on my tv.I love this film it is the best film ever and my mum likes it too.Romeo was just about to kill himself when jacob comes in the door.
"Nessie your still awake?"jacob asked,everyone calls me nessie and i call jacob jake.
"Yes i was watching this and its not that late is it?i answered back to him sounding...
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posted by amy_r_cullen
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Renesmee, happy birthday to you
Everybody sang out.

After Renesmee blew out her candles
Carlisle and Esme walk over to her in a slow human pace, and handed her an oddly shaped small box, saying happy birthday Renesmee love granddad Carlisle and grandma Esme on the top of the tinny gift.
Happy birthday Renesmee chuckled Carlisle, Renesmee giggled and leaped on Carlisle and squeaked in her high pitched voice thank you granddad, thank you grandma. If I didn’t know that you grow so fast I think I would have mistaken you for a thirteen...
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posted by LexisFaith
I held on to his warm fur as he raced along side the river. My face was burried in his neck and the tears soaked through. My leg burned, like someone had poured some chemical they created in chemistry into my cuts.
I should have listed to him. Jacob told me to be careful around Paul but I didn't listen. I was too stubborn. One of the things I got from Bella.
Once we had stopped I climbed down off his back and sat up against a tree untill he was in human form again, but as soon as he was dressed I was right back in his arms.

"What happened to her?!" Mom came running out and took me from Jacob's...
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posted by lollipopszx3
After that very long day with all that shopping and drama, I collasped on to my bed. I couldn't wait to go to sleep. Within minutes I was already asleep. It started out as being dreamless, before it turned out into a nightmare. Sluts, hos, and whores were all around shaking their whoreish selves. I didn't like it one bit.

I woke up screaming. It wasn't because the hos advanced on me and tried to turn me into them. It was because there was something cold and wet on my bed.

"What the hell?" I asked through the water. I saw Tanya standing with a cup of water and her skanky clothes. "What was that...
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posted by Summer_Star
At long last we have a photo of the ring that Edward gives Bella in Eclipse!

This scene is very revealing because we can see the bracelet that Jacob gave Bella plus the bite mark left by James and finally the ring, too.

Remember that this ring is very special because it belonged to Elizabeth Masen, the biological mother of Edward, so it has a lot of sentimental value.

The ring is gorgeous, with tons of diamonds. It shows the true love that Edward has for Bella, and that he wants to spend eternity with her.

Of course, the ring scene in the book and movie is one of the most romantic and emotional of the Twilight series.
posted by decullen
As we left the music room.Edward held my hand and stopped suddenly in font of a fire exit .

"Where are we going" I muttered
"You'll soon find out."He gently kissed my hand a shock of excitement shot through my spine.We burst out of fire exit.Then he stopped at a car.He opened the door for me,I was wondering why he just went inside a random car without permission,unless it was his own,i just wasn't sure, I didn't dare ask him.

Soon after we set off ,we ended up stopping at this amazing,enormous house with a balcony.

"Where are we?" I said in a shaky voice .

"This is my home,I live here."He replied...
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This is a response to the link. If you disagree with this article, instead of leaving pointless hate-spam, which is just a waste of time, please explain why you don’t like it, or any points I got wrong.

“The story is written compellingly enough that a wide body of readers is able to fit into the persona of Bella and love Edward.”
I hate to break it to you, but that isn’t a result of good writing. It’s quite the opposite, actually. Bella is a very one-dimensional character. She has no real hobbies, defining character traits, or even any specific physical appearance, and because of the...
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posted by allisoncarleton
This is just a little extended ending for breaking dawn. I loved the cute ending where Bella removed her shield, so Edward could hear her thoughts for the first time ever. I don't want to change that, I just had this idea, and decided to write it down. I'm not a great writer, it was just an idea. Just imagine it added on the end of the book.



I finally felt at home again. After 100 years I was finally able to come back to Forks, Washington. I had been back at Forks high school for two months now, and of course it being the small town it is, we were the most exciting event in months, the Cullen...
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*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY


As the day progressed, I considered ways to get out of whatever was going down at the Cullen house tonight. It would be bad enough to have to celebrate when I was in the mood to mourn. But, worse than that, this was sure to involve attention and gifts.
Attention is never a good thing, as any other accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they're likely to fall on their face.
And I'd very pointedly asked - well, ordered really - that no one give me any presents this year. It looked like Charlie and Renee weren't the only...
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Nikki’s POV
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I was in my house alone, when the door bell rang, it was Kristen she’s my bff, since we were in a movie together.
-Hi Kris!
-Hey!
Kris is really shy! She doesn’t speak too much, but she’s also really friendly, she’s always there for her friends!
I love talking to her! She’s a good listener!
-Why did you call me, dear? - She sat in my bed
-I wanna talk to you…
-Is about him again, right?
-Well…
-Nikki, forget this fucking boy!! – I have a crush on Kellan, and it isn’t healthy for me because I know he would never love me!
-Kristen you fell for Rob and I supported...
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posted by decullen
If been a vampire for almost 90 years and my heart still wont move on.My name is Isabella Marie Swan

I have just moved to Forks Washington it never is sunny so I wont get exposed.I in rolled in Forks high school. I don't know why I go to even bother going to school is it because I my cant stay at home in my room thinking what if I wasn't a vampire.What if his parents didn't get Spanish influenza he wouldn't of went to see them and court the stupid thing.We could of been married and had kids.We would of be in our graves not just him.


Flash Back

"Bella you have a letter."Charlie my dad said.I...
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*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY


The sight of Alice there - her tawny eyes brilliant with excitement, and a smel silver-wrapped quare in her hands - made me frown. I'd told Alice I didn't want anything, anything, not gifts or even attention, for my birthday. Obviously, my wishes were being ignored.
I slammed the door of my '53 Chevy truck - a shower of rust specks fluttered down to the wet blacktop - and walked slowly toward where they waited. Alice skipped forward to me, her pixie face glowing under her spiky black hair.
"Happy birthday, Bella!"
"Shh!" I hissed, glancing around...
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