I'M BACK!!!!! Sorry I've been gone for so long.I had a major writers block and my life has been hectic!! Anyways! AT LAST!!! A NEW Chapter of My Brother's Roommate!! *cheers*
"Is this the last box Bells?" Emmett asked me as he sat the last box in the living room.
"Yea, Everything else is being shipped." I said back and leaned against the wall. I couldn't believe it. I loved my new house.The fresh new paint smell, the porch, the backyard....it was perfect.
I closed my eyes and when I opened them again, it was dark and Edward was laying next to me looking into my eyes.
"Hi" He whispered and smiled at me.
"Hey,Where's Lilly?" I asked him as I sat up and stretched.
"Em took her to this new princess thingy."
"Oh.Okay" I said and laid back down. We stayed like that until the doorbell rang.
I answered it and it was a manila envelope sitting on the porch. I picked it up and opened it.
"Isabella Marie Swan," it read." You have been summoned to court for the custody of Lillian Renee Swan." I dropped the papers and fell to the gound and cried.
I felt strong arms around me and questions being asked. I opened my eyes and saw Edward picking up the papers and reading them.
"You've got to be KIDDING me!" He yelled. He grabbed his keys and threw on his shoes and went outside. I ran after him.
"Edward! Stop!" I yelled at him. He turned around and looked at me.
"Bella, He's not about to take her from you, let me handle this."
"No!Let me do it!" I said as I grabbed the keys from him and got in.
Edward reluctantly got in the car and we were off to confront the father of my child.
Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned.
"Is this the last box Bells?" Emmett asked me as he sat the last box in the living room.
"Yea, Everything else is being shipped." I said back and leaned against the wall. I couldn't believe it. I loved my new house.The fresh new paint smell, the porch, the backyard....it was perfect.
I closed my eyes and when I opened them again, it was dark and Edward was laying next to me looking into my eyes.
"Hi" He whispered and smiled at me.
"Hey,Where's Lilly?" I asked him as I sat up and stretched.
"Em took her to this new princess thingy."
"Oh.Okay" I said and laid back down. We stayed like that until the doorbell rang.
I answered it and it was a manila envelope sitting on the porch. I picked it up and opened it.
"Isabella Marie Swan," it read." You have been summoned to court for the custody of Lillian Renee Swan." I dropped the papers and fell to the gound and cried.
I felt strong arms around me and questions being asked. I opened my eyes and saw Edward picking up the papers and reading them.
"You've got to be KIDDING me!" He yelled. He grabbed his keys and threw on his shoes and went outside. I ran after him.
"Edward! Stop!" I yelled at him. He turned around and looked at me.
"Bella, He's not about to take her from you, let me handle this."
"No!Let me do it!" I said as I grabbed the keys from him and got in.
Edward reluctantly got in the car and we were off to confront the father of my child.
Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned.
ok so i am going to come out with this as i think it i love twilight it is brill but i hate edward i think he is to controling over bella and he doesn't want her to go and see jacob because jacob is way better looking than he is and he is afrad that he will get better and another thing is why do people think that he is good looking i think he is really ugly i can't see why people really fancy him i luv taylor launter and i am 100% a team jacob because at the end of the day jacob is just way better than edward and that is the end of it!
how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never date renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever date a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never date renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever date a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the list included Gus Van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered by Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered by the LA Times. Right after that MTV (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. MTV put the question to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently fan of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I love the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my favorite movies of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet by H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of heart and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush gown instead. Love the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.