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nice comments Twilight fans & Sorry.just 4 fun.:D
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[Write In Website] : .......My Breaking Dawn article is being sent around the world via e-mail like crazy, and Canada folk are coming here to read my update on Sympatico's April Fools joke about Canada buying half of Hawaii.
I wanted to post more articles today but I didn't have the time to do so... now, I would like to apologize to Chuck fans for claiming that your favorite show got canceled, and I would like to apologize to Twilight fans for claiming that Miley Cyrus would be in Breaking Dawn. Burn!......
nice comments Twilight fans & Sorry.just 4 fun.:D
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[Write In Website] : .......My Breaking Dawn article is being sent around the world via e-mail like crazy, and Canada folk are coming here to read my update on Sympatico's April Fools joke about Canada buying half of Hawaii.
I wanted to post more articles today but I didn't have the time to do so... now, I would like to apologize to Chuck fans for claiming that your favorite show got canceled, and I would like to apologize to Twilight fans for claiming that Miley Cyrus would be in Breaking Dawn. Burn!......
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.