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A Youtube Script:
*episode twenty*
*How we got pregnant*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was going to kill someone.
Yep…now…right…now!
*done thinking*
Emmett: Congratulations, Ed! You had a boy! I named it Mason!
~Back with Rose, Ed, and Belly~
Edward: Why didn’t you tell me!?!
Bella: Uh…um…i-i-i-I’m…
Edward: And how did it happen, we never did anything other than kiss.
*from downstairs*
Emmett: Dude, did you hear me? You had a boy!
*back upstairs*
Edward: I mean…it never could’ve happened…oh my god, Rosalie drugged you!
Rosalie: *starts getting mad* I DID NOT DRUG HER!
Edward: I knew I should’ve never trusted you!
Rosalie: I didn’t drug her, Edward!
Edward: And I am supposed to believe you why?!?
Rosalie: Because I’m pregn-
Edward: *interrupts and yells* EMMETT!!!!!!
Emmett: *from downstairs* I’m busy…Rosalie’s in labor…can’t this wait?
Edward: NO!
Emmett: *from downstairs, sighs* Fine…let me pause the game.
Alice: *walks up, crying* I’m sorry…I tried not too.
Emmett: *walks up* what’s going on?
Edward: They’re p-
Rosalie: *smiles* we’re pregnant.
Bella: Rosalie!
Rosalie: *looks over at her* what? They were gonna find out anyways.
Emmett: *in shock* what?
Edward: *punches Emmett* your wife drugged my Bella!
Emmett: How do you know that Rosalie WAS drugged!
Edward: Because Bella would never do that.
Emmett: Neither would Rose!
Edward: *puts hand on hip* Oh really…you’re super sure about that…for god’s sake…it’s Rosalie!
Emmett: It’s Bella.
Bella: *covers ears and screams*
Everyone but her: *look toward Bella*
Bella: *smiles* Now that I’ve got you’re attention I am now going to do the stupidest thing ever.
Edward: And that would be?
Bella: Rosalie and I and Alice are pregnant because…we…
*Jasper’s P.O.V*
~In the game room~
Jasper: *to himself* I’m going in the hot tub….*runs warm water in the hot tub and takes off shirt* *climbs in the hot tub*
Jasper: *continued* *looks down to see the worms everywhere* *screams and jumps out*
~Back Upstairs~
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Rosalie: *gets out cell and texts Bella*
==Text Convo==
R- What r u doing?!?
B- Telling them the truth.
R- Oh No Ur not, Bella!
B- Fine…but it’ll escape, Rosalie.
R- Not yet.
B- Not yet.
==End of Text Convo==
Edward: Isabella Marie Swan how did you get pregnant?
Bella: *gulps* Too much kissing intently, Edward.
Edward: No more.
Emmett: Well, I know that’s not Rosalie’s case. How did you get pregnant?
Rosalie: Same way, Alice did.
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.



*Thanks for reading!*
10 Harry Potter Things You Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters

1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.

2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.

3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.

4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.

5.) You shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.

6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.

7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.

8.) Edward is NOT Harry.

9.) Nor is Jacob.

10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.


(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)
*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 14 - MIND OVER MATTER


A long minute passed. I listened, not sure if I'd heard the door close. Then Edward's cool arm was around me, under the covers, his lips at my ear.
"You are a terrible actress - I'd say that career path is out for you."
"Darn it," I muttered. My heart was crashing in my chest.
He hummed a melody I didn't recognize; it sounded like a lullaby.
He paused. "Should I sing you to sleep?"
"Right," I laughed. "Like I could sleep with you here!"
"You do it all the time," he reminded me.
"But I didn't know you were here," I replied icily.
"So...
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