01 - Team Emmett, because Jacob is not as cold, Edward is not as strong, Carlisle is not as crazy and Jasper is not as funny as him!
02 - He’s funny. He’s sweet. He has great smile and because he’s muscular. Big ass muscles…
03 - He may have pale skin but looks good with it.
04 - His abs are real.
05 - Because I would arm wrestle him any day just to see his victory smile when he wins!
06 - Not only because he’s hot, but Emmett is strong, has amazing eyes and cares for others.
07 - He makes you love him.
08 - He will never let us down, he’ll be there for us no matter what.
09 - Because even though he’s a vampire, he’s always happy and smiles.
10 - He can lighten any situation with a joke.
11 - He can never get caught by a human being. He is way too fast.
12 - He’s a monkey man. He thinks dating an older women is HOT. His eyes are amazing and his DIMPLES…
13 - He is hotter than Jacob and Edward combined.
14 - He's toughness is an inspiration to all.
15 - He is full of life experiences.
16 - He loves an irritated grizzly for dinner.
17 - He is extremely gorgeous, lovely, kind and helpful.
18 - He picks on Bella as if she’s his little sister.
19 - Because Teddy bears are friendlier than mountain lions.
20 - He makes the best sex jokes. And he smashes house’s on a daily basis.
21 - Because I don’t like wolves and he’s hot.
22 - He is a brother all of us would like to have…Not an annoying one but a caring person.
23 - Because thinking about Emmett (and Kellan Lutz) always makes me smile even when I have one of the worst days of my live.
24 - He’ll protect us from all evil including newborn vampires.
25 - He is sympathetic, passionate, reliable and smart.
26 - You can tell Emmett has a big heart.
27 - He can make you smile just by smiling.
28 - He has a nice car!
29 - He is always looking the good side of “life”.
30 - He loves to slack off people.
31 - He’s always game to fight for the ones he loves.
32 - He knows how to install stereo into the truck.
33 - Because we all like guys with muscles!
34 - He does not cheat on his girlfriend. Ever. And he doesn't leave her.
35 - He never gives up, he doesn’t like to lose, he is trustworthy, he is not ashamed of what he has become and lives life ‘normally’…
36 - He’s a well rounded Vamp in Twilight.
37 - He is careless, sweet, funny and he isn’t as ass tight as Edward is, and of course…He got Rosalie!
38 - Because I love his “I’m about to rip someone’s head off” face.
39 - Only he is our over-sized teddy bear.
40 - He is immature at times.
41 - He is the strongest vampire and a badass.
42 - His voice gives me goose bumps.
43 - Because real vampires destroy houses, not pillows.
44 - He’s the little (kinda perverted) kid that’s inside all of us.
45 - He is ‘Bad-ass’.
46 - He waves a sexy butcher knife.
47 - He’s played by Kellan.
48 - He’s bulletproof.
49 - He is outrageous, outgoing, mysterious looking, lovable and friendly.
50 - He can crush you in a pinch.
51- He gets to drive the nicest jeep.
52 - Because there is no man who can make a white velor track suit look hotter.
53 - Because Emmett rules!
54 - He is sexy.
55 - He’s dreamy.
56 - I’m He always wants to fight.
57 - Because we love stone hard abs and biceps!
58 - He can stop Jasper from attacking Bella.
59 - He is unstoppable.
60 - He is the funniest immortal.
61 - He’s all for fighting with the wolves.
62 - He’s just always been my favorite with the comedy that he provides and all that.
63 - Because when you push him the wrong way, he’s gonna kick your ass.
64 - He never can steer us wrong, he knows what’s best.
65 - He’s just freaking awesome.
66 - He’s unpredictable.
67 - He’s crazy, ambitious and spectacular.
68 - He makes Rosalie happy.
69 - He never complains!
70 - Because Carlisle is protector, Jazz is hot, Edward is cute, Jacob is funny and Emmett is protector, hot, cute and funny!
*I didn't meant to offend anybody*
02 - He’s funny. He’s sweet. He has great smile and because he’s muscular. Big ass muscles…
03 - He may have pale skin but looks good with it.
04 - His abs are real.
05 - Because I would arm wrestle him any day just to see his victory smile when he wins!
06 - Not only because he’s hot, but Emmett is strong, has amazing eyes and cares for others.
07 - He makes you love him.
08 - He will never let us down, he’ll be there for us no matter what.
09 - Because even though he’s a vampire, he’s always happy and smiles.
10 - He can lighten any situation with a joke.
11 - He can never get caught by a human being. He is way too fast.
12 - He’s a monkey man. He thinks dating an older women is HOT. His eyes are amazing and his DIMPLES…
13 - He is hotter than Jacob and Edward combined.
14 - He's toughness is an inspiration to all.
15 - He is full of life experiences.
16 - He loves an irritated grizzly for dinner.
17 - He is extremely gorgeous, lovely, kind and helpful.
18 - He picks on Bella as if she’s his little sister.
19 - Because Teddy bears are friendlier than mountain lions.
20 - He makes the best sex jokes. And he smashes house’s on a daily basis.
21 - Because I don’t like wolves and he’s hot.
22 - He is a brother all of us would like to have…Not an annoying one but a caring person.
23 - Because thinking about Emmett (and Kellan Lutz) always makes me smile even when I have one of the worst days of my live.
24 - He’ll protect us from all evil including newborn vampires.
25 - He is sympathetic, passionate, reliable and smart.
26 - You can tell Emmett has a big heart.
27 - He can make you smile just by smiling.
28 - He has a nice car!
29 - He is always looking the good side of “life”.
30 - He loves to slack off people.
31 - He’s always game to fight for the ones he loves.
32 - He knows how to install stereo into the truck.
33 - Because we all like guys with muscles!
34 - He does not cheat on his girlfriend. Ever. And he doesn't leave her.
35 - He never gives up, he doesn’t like to lose, he is trustworthy, he is not ashamed of what he has become and lives life ‘normally’…
36 - He’s a well rounded Vamp in Twilight.
37 - He is careless, sweet, funny and he isn’t as ass tight as Edward is, and of course…He got Rosalie!
38 - Because I love his “I’m about to rip someone’s head off” face.
39 - Only he is our over-sized teddy bear.
40 - He is immature at times.
41 - He is the strongest vampire and a badass.
42 - His voice gives me goose bumps.
43 - Because real vampires destroy houses, not pillows.
44 - He’s the little (kinda perverted) kid that’s inside all of us.
45 - He is ‘Bad-ass’.
46 - He waves a sexy butcher knife.
47 - He’s played by Kellan.
48 - He’s bulletproof.
49 - He is outrageous, outgoing, mysterious looking, lovable and friendly.
50 - He can crush you in a pinch.
51- He gets to drive the nicest jeep.
52 - Because there is no man who can make a white velor track suit look hotter.
53 - Because Emmett rules!
54 - He is sexy.
55 - He’s dreamy.
56 - I’m He always wants to fight.
57 - Because we love stone hard abs and biceps!
58 - He can stop Jasper from attacking Bella.
59 - He is unstoppable.
60 - He is the funniest immortal.
61 - He’s all for fighting with the wolves.
62 - He’s just always been my favorite with the comedy that he provides and all that.
63 - Because when you push him the wrong way, he’s gonna kick your ass.
64 - He never can steer us wrong, he knows what’s best.
65 - He’s just freaking awesome.
66 - He’s unpredictable.
67 - He’s crazy, ambitious and spectacular.
68 - He makes Rosalie happy.
69 - He never complains!
70 - Because Carlisle is protector, Jazz is hot, Edward is cute, Jacob is funny and Emmett is protector, hot, cute and funny!
*I didn't meant to offend anybody*
-Renesmee-
By the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes you look cute."
"Are you on his side or mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be more supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
By the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
By the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes you look cute."
"Are you on his side or mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be more supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
By the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”