A Youtube Script:
*episode fourteen*
*Plans*
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *walking into the Cullen house; her eyes are Cullen color again*
*from other room*
Emmett: *screaming* YOU IDIOT!
Jasper: I’m the idiot? *screams* YOU ARE!
Edward: Guys, chill.
Jasper: *screaming* TELL EMMETT TO CHILL!
Bella: Guys.
Rosalie: *runs in there and pushes Bella out of the way* Bella…you don’t want to die do you?
Bella: Sure-what’s up?
Rosalie: Let’s get pregnant.
*Emmett, Jasper, and Edward turn their heads toward Rose and Bell*
Emmett: Rosalie.
Edward: Bella.
Jasper: Burn!
Emmett: I’m gonna kill him!
Jasper: You really should be worrying about her.
Emmett: *points to Alice* and you should be worrying about her.
Jasper: She’s not trying to get pregnant.
Emmett: At least they’re not knocked up.
Jasper: Yet.
Edward: They’re not going to be, Jasper.
Jasper: Well, good luck with that.
Edward: Whatever. *looks at Bella* Bella.
Bella: Not my idea! *points at Rosalie* Hers!
Rosalie: Bella!
Bella: Sorry! But…Edward isn’t really gonna like that.
Rosalie: Well, neither is Emmett…but it‘ll distract them from fighting.
Emmett: Hey! I’m right here.
Bella: *ignoring Emmett* us fat and miserable?
Rosalie: *a little hurt* we wouldn’t be miserable. We would be happy.
Bella: I don’t know, Rose.
Emmett: Guys!
Edward: Yeah, nobody except Ali is getting pregnant!
Rosalie: *eyes light up* Of course not, Edward. Emmett. Now why would we do that?
Emmett: I know about 100 reasons. What are you up to, Rosalie?
Rosalie: Absolutely nothing, darling.
Emmett: *to Edward* She’s up to something, Edward. I know it.
Edward: *expression is like DUH!* I noticed-she’s never that happy unless she has a plan up her nasty little sleeves.
Emmett: What is it?
Edward: Well, how am I supposed to know?
Emmett: Read her mind. DUH!
Edward: *groans*
*thanks for reading!*
Enjoy!
*episode fourteen*
*Plans*
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *walking into the Cullen house; her eyes are Cullen color again*
*from other room*
Emmett: *screaming* YOU IDIOT!
Jasper: I’m the idiot? *screams* YOU ARE!
Edward: Guys, chill.
Jasper: *screaming* TELL EMMETT TO CHILL!
Bella: Guys.
Rosalie: *runs in there and pushes Bella out of the way* Bella…you don’t want to die do you?
Bella: Sure-what’s up?
Rosalie: Let’s get pregnant.
*Emmett, Jasper, and Edward turn their heads toward Rose and Bell*
Emmett: Rosalie.
Edward: Bella.
Jasper: Burn!
Emmett: I’m gonna kill him!
Jasper: You really should be worrying about her.
Emmett: *points to Alice* and you should be worrying about her.
Jasper: She’s not trying to get pregnant.
Emmett: At least they’re not knocked up.
Jasper: Yet.
Edward: They’re not going to be, Jasper.
Jasper: Well, good luck with that.
Edward: Whatever. *looks at Bella* Bella.
Bella: Not my idea! *points at Rosalie* Hers!
Rosalie: Bella!
Bella: Sorry! But…Edward isn’t really gonna like that.
Rosalie: Well, neither is Emmett…but it‘ll distract them from fighting.
Emmett: Hey! I’m right here.
Bella: *ignoring Emmett* us fat and miserable?
Rosalie: *a little hurt* we wouldn’t be miserable. We would be happy.
Bella: I don’t know, Rose.
Emmett: Guys!
Edward: Yeah, nobody except Ali is getting pregnant!
Rosalie: *eyes light up* Of course not, Edward. Emmett. Now why would we do that?
Emmett: I know about 100 reasons. What are you up to, Rosalie?
Rosalie: Absolutely nothing, darling.
Emmett: *to Edward* She’s up to something, Edward. I know it.
Edward: *expression is like DUH!* I noticed-she’s never that happy unless she has a plan up her nasty little sleeves.
Emmett: What is it?
Edward: Well, how am I supposed to know?
Emmett: Read her mind. DUH!
Edward: *groans*
*thanks for reading!*
Enjoy!
News broke yesterday that Twilight actor Jackson Rathbone was hurt while filming and was rushed to a nearby Vancouver hospital. It is being reported that the actor was filming one of the many intense fight scenes from Eclipse and encountered a "slight and unidentified injury." A spokesperson from Summit said, "As a precaution, he was driven to the hospital and checked out by a doctor. He's fine and is back at work on the set of Eclipse today." Ashley Greene even tweeted about Jackson coming back onto set and was happy to see he was doing better.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link