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*episode thirteen*
*Annoying Ungratefulness*
Rosalie’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
When Life Gives You Lemons.
You kiss your boyfriend.
When Life gives Bella Lemons.
She hides them from Charlie.
When Life gives Alice Lemons.
She bugs the heck out of me…and Emmett.
*done thinking*
Alice: *Lying on the couch with a cup of red liquid beside her* ROSALIE!!!!!
Rosalie: *sighs and walks out from the kitchen to her* Yes, Alice?
Alice: *shakes the cup* More blood?
Rosalie: *bites her tongue* Of course. *snatches cup out of hand and takes into the kitchen*
*in the kitchen with Rosalie, Emmett, and Esme*
Esme: Hello dear.
Rosalie: *through gritted teeth* Hi.
Esme: What’s wrong?
Rosalie: Alice is being a priss. She asks for everything. It’s like she can’t do any of it herself! She’s only a month pregnant for god’s sakes!
Esme: Ahh…the pregnancy priss stage! Yeah, been through that.
Alice: *from the couch* ROSALIE! WHERE THE HECK IS MY BLOOD?
Rosalie: *sighs and fills up the cup* I’ll be right there.
Esme: *smiles* I’ll take over after Bella’s pop-tart is finished, hon.
Rosalie: *smiles thankfully* Thanks, I think I need to hunt.
Esme: No problem. I’ll be right there then.
Rosalie: *takes blood to Alice* Here.
Alice: Thanks.
Rosalie: *begins to leave*
Alice: Wait! Where are you going?
Rosalie: I get off for a while.
Alice: That’s not fair. Today’s your day to watch me.
Rosalie: *getting angry* It’s fair, Alice.
Alice: *sets cup on the coffee table* actually it’s not. I have to sit here with someone. And today is your day, Rosalie.
Rosalie: *walks up to her* Alice, my eyes. *Rosalie’s eyes are a deep deep black*
Alice: So? Your eyes are black. That happens. Chill.
Rosalie: How about you chill and get yourself the crap you want, Alice?
Alice: Uh, I’m pregnant.
Rosalie: And I’m out of control.
Alice: Whatever, slut.
Rosalie: What did you call me?
Alice: Nothing. *mutters* slut.
Rosalie: *rolls eyes* that’s what I thought. *walks out of room*
*in the kitchen…she is talking to Esme*
Rosalie: Don’t help her. She’ll call you a slut. She needs to get her own crap for herself. But, whatever. Bye. *goes outside*
--Jasper’s P.O.V--:
*thinking*
11:57
11:58
11:59
12:00…time to baby-sit…
Alice.
*done thinking*
Jasper: *walks downstairs* Hi Ali!
Alice: *sipping blood out of a cup* Hey babe. How are you?
Jasper: Okay. How are you?
Alice: Alright…it’s just Rosalie’s being ungrateful and selfish and she thinks everything’s about HER. It’s my turn now.
Jasper: What did she do now?
Emmett: *walks out from kitchen* She had to go hunting.
Jasper: Couldn’t she do it after her shift was over?
Emmett: Jazz, her eyes were charcoal black. And I don’t know if you noticed before-her throat was burning.
Jasper: Well…we all agreed to shifts.
Emmett: I know…but she was burning. She did the right thing. Or you would’ve been four babies short.
Jasper: Emmett, we’re having three.
Emmett: Yes…but you call HER baby.
Jasper: Emmett!
Emmett: Anyways…Esme is taking over Rose’s shift.
Alice: No! She’s not. Rosalie’s doing her shift.
Emmett: Rosalie’s not here, Alice.
Alice: *smiles* She will be in a second.
Emmett: Alice…let it go. She needs to hunt.
Alice: And she needs to do her responsibilities.
Emmett: Hunting first.
Bella: *walking downstairs eating pop-tart* Hey!
Edward: *walking after her* Bella…eat the pop-tart.
Bella: I am! It’s very good. Where’s Esme?
Esme: *from the kitchen* IN THE KITCHEN!
Bella: BRB. *walks into the kitchen*
Emmett: Edward, tell the pregnant that Rosalie needs to hunt.
Alice: Edward, tell the stupid that I come first-always.
Edward: Actually Ali- *interrupted by Emmett*
Emmett: Told You so!
Edward: Actually Emm- *interrupted by Alice*
Alice: TOLD YOU SO!
Edward: YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! *done shouting* Alice, you don’t come first always. And Emmett, Rosalie promised to baby-sit…and she has the right to hunt, Alice. Or you’ll be dead.
Alice: Whatever. *rolls eyes*
Emmett: Ha! *crosses arms*
Esme: *walks out with Bella and a cup of blood* Hello, kids! *hands cup to Ali* Alice. *hands 20$ to Emmett* Please stop fighting.
Emmett: She’s being ungrateful.
Alice: He’s being a spoiled brat.
Edward: They’re BOTH being annoying.
Jasper: Edward.
Edward: What? Admit it; Alice is being annoying and ungrateful.
Jasper: You admit this-Emmett is being an annoying mean brat to my PREGNANT wife.
Edward: Better than ungrateful.
Jasper: Better than being stupid.
Emmett: Oh, dude! You’ve crossed the line!
*black screen or something/credits*
*thanks for reading! Uh-oh…what’s going to happen between Emmett, Jasper, and Edward?*
*episode thirteen*
*Annoying Ungratefulness*
Rosalie’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
When Life Gives You Lemons.
You kiss your boyfriend.
When Life gives Bella Lemons.
She hides them from Charlie.
When Life gives Alice Lemons.
She bugs the heck out of me…and Emmett.
*done thinking*
Alice: *Lying on the couch with a cup of red liquid beside her* ROSALIE!!!!!
Rosalie: *sighs and walks out from the kitchen to her* Yes, Alice?
Alice: *shakes the cup* More blood?
Rosalie: *bites her tongue* Of course. *snatches cup out of hand and takes into the kitchen*
*in the kitchen with Rosalie, Emmett, and Esme*
Esme: Hello dear.
Rosalie: *through gritted teeth* Hi.
Esme: What’s wrong?
Rosalie: Alice is being a priss. She asks for everything. It’s like she can’t do any of it herself! She’s only a month pregnant for god’s sakes!
Esme: Ahh…the pregnancy priss stage! Yeah, been through that.
Alice: *from the couch* ROSALIE! WHERE THE HECK IS MY BLOOD?
Rosalie: *sighs and fills up the cup* I’ll be right there.
Esme: *smiles* I’ll take over after Bella’s pop-tart is finished, hon.
Rosalie: *smiles thankfully* Thanks, I think I need to hunt.
Esme: No problem. I’ll be right there then.
Rosalie: *takes blood to Alice* Here.
Alice: Thanks.
Rosalie: *begins to leave*
Alice: Wait! Where are you going?
Rosalie: I get off for a while.
Alice: That’s not fair. Today’s your day to watch me.
Rosalie: *getting angry* It’s fair, Alice.
Alice: *sets cup on the coffee table* actually it’s not. I have to sit here with someone. And today is your day, Rosalie.
Rosalie: *walks up to her* Alice, my eyes. *Rosalie’s eyes are a deep deep black*
Alice: So? Your eyes are black. That happens. Chill.
Rosalie: How about you chill and get yourself the crap you want, Alice?
Alice: Uh, I’m pregnant.
Rosalie: And I’m out of control.
Alice: Whatever, slut.
Rosalie: What did you call me?
Alice: Nothing. *mutters* slut.
Rosalie: *rolls eyes* that’s what I thought. *walks out of room*
*in the kitchen…she is talking to Esme*
Rosalie: Don’t help her. She’ll call you a slut. She needs to get her own crap for herself. But, whatever. Bye. *goes outside*
--Jasper’s P.O.V--:
*thinking*
11:57
11:58
11:59
12:00…time to baby-sit…
Alice.
*done thinking*
Jasper: *walks downstairs* Hi Ali!
Alice: *sipping blood out of a cup* Hey babe. How are you?
Jasper: Okay. How are you?
Alice: Alright…it’s just Rosalie’s being ungrateful and selfish and she thinks everything’s about HER. It’s my turn now.
Jasper: What did she do now?
Emmett: *walks out from kitchen* She had to go hunting.
Jasper: Couldn’t she do it after her shift was over?
Emmett: Jazz, her eyes were charcoal black. And I don’t know if you noticed before-her throat was burning.
Jasper: Well…we all agreed to shifts.
Emmett: I know…but she was burning. She did the right thing. Or you would’ve been four babies short.
Jasper: Emmett, we’re having three.
Emmett: Yes…but you call HER baby.
Jasper: Emmett!
Emmett: Anyways…Esme is taking over Rose’s shift.
Alice: No! She’s not. Rosalie’s doing her shift.
Emmett: Rosalie’s not here, Alice.
Alice: *smiles* She will be in a second.
Emmett: Alice…let it go. She needs to hunt.
Alice: And she needs to do her responsibilities.
Emmett: Hunting first.
Bella: *walking downstairs eating pop-tart* Hey!
Edward: *walking after her* Bella…eat the pop-tart.
Bella: I am! It’s very good. Where’s Esme?
Esme: *from the kitchen* IN THE KITCHEN!
Bella: BRB. *walks into the kitchen*
Emmett: Edward, tell the pregnant that Rosalie needs to hunt.
Alice: Edward, tell the stupid that I come first-always.
Edward: Actually Ali- *interrupted by Emmett*
Emmett: Told You so!
Edward: Actually Emm- *interrupted by Alice*
Alice: TOLD YOU SO!
Edward: YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! *done shouting* Alice, you don’t come first always. And Emmett, Rosalie promised to baby-sit…and she has the right to hunt, Alice. Or you’ll be dead.
Alice: Whatever. *rolls eyes*
Emmett: Ha! *crosses arms*
Esme: *walks out with Bella and a cup of blood* Hello, kids! *hands cup to Ali* Alice. *hands 20$ to Emmett* Please stop fighting.
Emmett: She’s being ungrateful.
Alice: He’s being a spoiled brat.
Edward: They’re BOTH being annoying.
Jasper: Edward.
Edward: What? Admit it; Alice is being annoying and ungrateful.
Jasper: You admit this-Emmett is being an annoying mean brat to my PREGNANT wife.
Edward: Better than ungrateful.
Jasper: Better than being stupid.
Emmett: Oh, dude! You’ve crossed the line!
*black screen or something/credits*
*thanks for reading! Uh-oh…what’s going to happen between Emmett, Jasper, and Edward?*
You saw Jane and Brittany Volturi. You froze.
Emmett: Babe who is it?
Jane: Evening __________ and Emmett we are doing our rounds and checking on everything may we come in?
You: Yeah I will be right back.
You ran upstairs and checke on Sabrina and then wrote her a little letter and she nodded. You ran back out the door and downstairs and saw the whole Cullen family.
Jane: Is everything okay ________?
You: Yes it is Jane.
Brittany: Okay so we are glad to inform you that the masters will be visiting in about a month or so for the wedding.
Emmett: That is good to know.
Alice: The More the merrier.
Carlisle: We can't wait to see old friends.
Jane: Thank you. I will let Master Aro know. *walks off with Brittny.*
im sorry u guys im just have to much things on my mind right now so the next couple of chapters aren't going to be long. again im very very sorry.
Emmett: Babe who is it?
Jane: Evening __________ and Emmett we are doing our rounds and checking on everything may we come in?
You: Yeah I will be right back.
You ran upstairs and checke on Sabrina and then wrote her a little letter and she nodded. You ran back out the door and downstairs and saw the whole Cullen family.
Jane: Is everything okay ________?
You: Yes it is Jane.
Brittany: Okay so we are glad to inform you that the masters will be visiting in about a month or so for the wedding.
Emmett: That is good to know.
Alice: The More the merrier.
Carlisle: We can't wait to see old friends.
Jane: Thank you. I will let Master Aro know. *walks off with Brittny.*
im sorry u guys im just have to much things on my mind right now so the next couple of chapters aren't going to be long. again im very very sorry.
To the Readers of my Fan Fictions:
Alright listen...I know I promised I will post but I can't post anything right now...I just got home from the beach and I have to go to the hospital for my sister and myself...she got really hurt and I hit my head on the beach floor and on a boogie board so now I am really dizzy! Plus I am worn out from almost drowning!! Sorry I will try to post tomorrow and I will try to make it long! Hope I am feeling better by tomorrow...And I pray to God I don't have a concussion
-Kayla
Alright listen...I know I promised I will post but I can't post anything right now...I just got home from the beach and I have to go to the hospital for my sister and myself...she got really hurt and I hit my head on the beach floor and on a boogie board so now I am really dizzy! Plus I am worn out from almost drowning!! Sorry I will try to post tomorrow and I will try to make it long! Hope I am feeling better by tomorrow...And I pray to God I don't have a concussion
-Kayla