Twilight Series Article: 10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

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posted by JBDisneyDemi

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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Juliet part 16

posted by kiwi12

Special Edition: Leah’s pov. It will go back to Juliet’s after this part

part 16

Leah-
I was doing homework when someone knocked on my apartment door. I opened it to see Jake. He was cringing noticeably. “What’s wrong?” I asked instantly. “Nothing’s wrong. Can I come in?” I moved aside and let him sit. “How are you?” he asked. I growled at him “You’re stalling” He sighed “Leah I’m… I’m going to have to ask you to do something. Quill and Embry are already doing it but I’m not sure if you can.” I glared at him “I can hold my own” I reminded him. He grinned...

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Wolf Brothers Chapter Twelve

posted by She_wolf

Long time since I posted on here... feels like it anyway lol. Enjoy! ♥

Chapter Tweleve

I really didn’t want to fight Jake, but the way his whole body was convulsing, it looked like he would be fighting me anyway. I’d never seen him lose his normally steel like self-control. He took a half step towards me, and then rocked back on his heel, like he was undecided.
“I don’t know…” He mumbled. But the decision was made for him. We both heard the sound of light footsteps coming from the hallway, and the quiet thump-thump of a heart. Jake froze, his head tilted sideways, towards the...

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History Of Twilight(part 2)

posted by Isabellaashley

The Big Screen
Stephenie released Eclipse on August 7, 2007 with 150,000 copies flying off the shelves the first day alone. The book hit #1 on both Wall Street Journal and USA Today's lists. Catherine Hardwicke, director of Thirteen and Lords of Dogtown, was chosen to direct the first movie in The Twilight Saga, and the casting calls began. On November 16, 2007, the first character for the film version of Twilight was chosen with Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan, and on December 11, they finally found the chemistry they were looking for in the Edward/Bella relationship, with Robert Pattinson earning...

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My True Love Chapter 9. Nessies Point of Veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey, here is Chapter 9 enjoy!

It was like someone was trying to wake me from a deep sleep. I wanted to wake up but I couldn’t move there was too much pain. That’s when I heard the voice, his beautiful voice.
“No Nessie, don’t stop breathing. Keep your heart beating, breath Nessie breathe!” Jacob sobbed over my chest.
“Jacob, you need to let me look at her, it’s the only way to save her,” Carlisle said, worry in his calm voice. Jacob didn’t say anything but leaned back and took my hand.
“Ed...Edward, she is going to be okay, isn’t she?” I heard mum sob in her wind chime...

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Juliet part 5

posted by kiwi12

part 5

The leader talked to me of many things as he drove. Soon he asked me if I was a minor. I told him yes. "Yes" was a stretch of the truth but then so was "no" and the mind reader wasn't here to rat me out. I was terrified. My mind was so overloaded as the stress caught up with me. I knew I wasn't functioning well.

We weren't driving anymore. Two she-vampires were standing in front of a secluded house with the she-vampire from before. The one who approached me had red eyes. That made sense... a vampire with red eyes. The red-eyed she vampire took my hand and was saying something about how...

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Wolf Brothers Chapter Nine

posted by She_wolf

Enjoy =] plus thanx to sk8bordnewmoon =] ly

Chapter Nine =]

I’d never really understood why people would want to break the rules and cause damage to places. I guess I’d just seen my Mom drunk and smashing up our house too many times. But racing across the school field, tearing up each blade of grass with my bike, with Sam the schools troublemaker, it felt kind of right. Not like I was breaking the rules and being reckless, but like I had every right to be here. Sam grinned as she splattered the science block with mud, and I grinned with her, she was such a free spirit. I was a little more...

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Second Volume of 'New Moon' Soundtrack Coming Soon

posted by Alice_Cullen_

Add this to your list of things to look forward to in March! There will be a second volume, Twilight Saga: New Moon soundtrack CD/DVD companion being released on March 16th, four days before the release of New Moon on DVD.

Tommy2.net reports that the second volume will be composed of 9 bonus tracks that were found on the iTunes and international editions:

1. Lupe Fiasco – Solar Midnite
2. The Magic Numbers – All I Believe In
3. APM Orchestra – Die Fledermaus – Duettino: Ach, ich darf nicht hin zu dir
4. Eskimo Joe – Thunderclap
5. BB Brunes – Cavalier Noir
6. No Way Out – Sed
7. Ximena...

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New Moon, chapter twelve, Family.

posted by New_Moon_Master

It was odd, but I became very depressed as I watched the green alien forests of Forks go by. The green moss that covered everything, the rain that pored down on the windshield as we drove. It was hard to believe that I used to despise this place. It felt like home now. I was already feeling homesick. But I was excited. Everything was gone. I had told Renee in an E-mail, called Angela and Jessica and even Mike. They were all as suprised as Charlie, seeing as how I hadn't graduated yet. I worried about Charlie again. I remembered back to a few moments ago when I had said goodbye to my father...

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The girl who fell in love with a Werewolf Chapter 4

posted by twilight_lover9

Bella Cullen

I woke up and i was lying on Jakes green couch in his old cozy lounge room. I sat up and i could hear Nessie's voice
“Jake its going to happen shes going to get involved with one of us shes going to end up finding out about us and what we are and everything! Alice has seen it Jake” Nessie exclaimed.
“No” Jake said firmly.
“Yes Jake” Nessie replied softly.
“No No No, she wont be getting hurt don't you see Nessie shes like my sister! my sister, i love her and i don't want to get her hurt!” Jake said firmly, i couldn't take it anymore I'm sick of being last to know but not this...

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New Moon, Chapter ten, Changes. Part three

posted by New_Moon_Master

Memories of Edward ran freely in my mind, spreading like a virus that would consume me.
His icey touch sending chills through me, his lips as they crushed mine, his addictive scent, that beautiful crooked smile, that infectious laugh....Each one hurt more than the last. Each time a new memory ran through me, I thought the pain could get no worse. Until the next memory.
I hadn't stopped crying in hysterics since the wolves had disappeared.
I don't know how long I lay on the ground. Just wallowing. I tried to talk myself out of it a few times. Why was I doing this to Charlie again? Hadn't he...

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Sol sequel to breaking dawn chapter 1,2, and 3

posted by maureenyvette

Sol

Maureen Reed

Chapter 1

The misunderstanding with the Volturi was something I could never forget. Unlike all the near death experiences that were fading from my memories left from my human life, this one would stick.
It made me sad; Nessie would put her hand to my cheek and replay when I told her she would have to run. No mater how many times I told her we would be together, she still seemed unsure.

"You ready to hunt Nessie?"
"A huh"
"Do you mind if I come.....Nessie?"
Jacob new she'd say yes but he wouldn't give it a rest that I was calling her after I had refused to use his nickname...

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if he never cam back ch13

posted by KatiiCullen94

ok start agin!!!!!!!
i lost it!!!!!
freak accident!!!!!!!!!!
so chapter 13 TAKE TWO!

to Migutza2006

edwards POV!

i stood behind the tree. just watching, bella lied streched across the open grass, beleiving i had just left.. again.
like i could, i dont think i ever could, i dont know how i even did it the first time, and how i kept it up for so long.
i dont know how long forever is, so how long long imortal is, but i do know that as long im living it , bella will be in too. wheither under ground, or with me.
i hope.
There was a life in her life now. i little life. but a large part in her life....

Twilight Series

posted by Sterlinghot

I read the first book & i could'nt decide which team i was then i read the second book & i choose.......... Edward! Because Jacob promised Bella he wouldn't hurt her & he does! I think Jacob is a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!

I LUV EDWARD!!

EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!

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Fire Sunset a (to be) novel by me

posted by NewMoonG

Preface: Everything had fallen into place, this unknown world was only known by me. I couldn't tell anyone in the real world, they would think I'm crazy, but how could I? When would it be over? Would I ever go home? No. I wouldn't, I belonged here now. There was no going back, i would stay here forever, as longed as I lived being something I'm not. Different.
Chapter 1; The Beginning: My name is Briana, this is my story of the unknown, a story only you should know. Something that shouldn't be told, but must. It all started on my trip with my friends to California, Jeff, Ryan, Baily, Alexis,...

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Life is for Living (Esme POV)- Chapter 14-- Tragedy

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 14-

The next morning I woke up early when I heard the door creaking open. I looked up and saw Lily standing in the doorway. “Hello Esme,” she smiled. “How are you?” she asked walking over.

“I'm alright Lily, I'm just tired.....” I sighed. “It's to be expected though,”

“Yes.... how is little Andrew?” she asked sitting down on the end of the bed. “I heard him coughing last night, so I've been wondering,” her comment caused me to look down at the sleeping child next to me. He was pale, other than fiery red cheeks. I gasped in shock. “I think he's ill,” I frowned....

La Bella Vita by JandMsMommy

posted by JandMsMommy

La Bella Vita--This is a one-shot that I am entering in the 'Mentalward' Contest on FF.net. I would post the story here, but the content is much too graphic.:-D
The story follows one day in the life of a very disturbed Edward Cullen as he goes about his day job. What is his day job? You'll fine out!
It's rated M for creepiness, language, and disturbing imagery.
Hope you give it a chance, AND let me know what you think! Thanks! :-)

LINK----> link

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Red Chapter 6

posted by Twilight597

Chapter 6

Suddenly I felt mad for no reason. I heard myself yelling at him, and I felt bad. Rosalie was yelling the exactly the same thing too.

“What do you want?” we both yelled.

“Oh I'm sorry, I don’t even know you,” I said immediately afterwards, still feeling angry, “Are you doing something to me? Unless I'm on my period, I’ve never felt this many mood swings.” Wow I can’t believe I just said that out loud.

“Well I'm not sorry. Jasper, go away,” Rosalie yelled.

It has probably been about a month since I last seen Victoria. Bella came back, in a bad condition from James....

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Hello fellow Twilight writers and lovers....

posted by lollipopszx3

Well I created a fanfiction contest spot two months ago to acknowledge all of our fantastic writers here but unfortunatly that didn't turn out well... Now I'm going to restart that. Our first contest is done, and I was wondering about the second one; Last time only one person participated so this time we need more! If you are a fanfiction writers, inspired to be writer, likes Twilight, or anything! Participate in this! It is just a fun thing to do! I know kind of random but now we can bring all competition into one spot. Read Contest #1 on the club for more details on rules and prizes and everything. I'm not going to need judges right now though so please don't ask about it... Or you can ask and just be on the waiting list I'm about to create!

link

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love & war chapter 2

posted by anna0789

bella pov

i had just return from the market and was at my bed reading the last letter of emmet before checking if a new one had arrive. i missed my big brother terribly and each night was more and more scared that i would one day recieve a letter anouncing his death....
Rose was also depresed but she tried to stay strong and wait for him . y dad charlie was sting to look all macho but i knew he was just as scared

bellie bear
hey i missed you so much!! so you had decieded you wanted to study english literature ! im so proud! well you know im not that good with words so just saying that im still...

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Our Little Fairy Tale - Chapter 5 - Pure Bliss

posted by Lausies

I woke with a start, I heard the phone ring and then I heard my mother's voice. "No, sorry, Jake, she is sleeping. She was exhausted. I think the excitement of everything wore her out. Ok, see you in the morning." She was talking to, Jake. I couldn't remember the dream I had, I could just remember that he was in it, but whatever it was, I felt a sudden urge to be with him. I wanted him, I wanted all of him. I jumped out of the bed and changed back into the clothes I was wearing that day. I opened the door and saw my mother and father tucked into each other’s arms on the sofa. "Ness, I thought...