Twilight Series Article: 10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

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posted by JBDisneyDemi

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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Borrowed lifes VII

posted by Tatti

I didn't like any option they suggested me. Money for my silence? No, if I'll choose not tell anything it won't be because of a bribe. Silence without money? I was really considering it cause there was a huge risk people would start calling me insane and lock me in a cell. Who today, in this modern world would believe that there are existing creatures that doesn't age? But if I'll decide to expose them anyway, what will be the consequences? How this world is going to change? And what will they do to me? I knew that a few of them wanted me dead, so saying "I will not cooperate with you" will...

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Blackout!!! Part 8

posted by smileyfaceddude

Renesmee

My heart skipped a beat, my head spun and my breathing fastened. I looked at him as if I had never seen him before. It was like he was speaking a foreign language. “Well, when,” I had to take a deep breath. I need to stay calm. “When did this happen?” He was looking at the silk duvet, tracing the patterns with one long, pointy, pallid finger. I put my hand on it and he looked up. “Not long, just a few days.” He confessed in a sad tone. His earlier crimson eyes had turned to scarlet. I couldn’t think why. Maybe it’s the light? I thought. “I’m sorry about what I said...

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Eclipse Revision (jakes pov of chpt. 10. Scent.) pt 1

posted by LexisFaith

Thanks to all of you who are reading. This is the first part of Chapter 10. Scent in Eclipse. I wrote it in Jake's pov. TAHNKS AGAIN :)
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Bella doubting my mad skills kind of stung. I took down Laurent with ease. I was just comming to sniff her house out. Geez.
I left the Rabbit at home and decided to run. It was not only easier, but also faster. And I wanted to see Bella for as long as the leech would let me.
As I neared her house I could smell the overly sweet scent of Edward. Ugh. I scrunched my nose and listened.
"It's not that I feel any personal...

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New Moon (my revision)

posted by LexisFaith

I closed my eyes and listened as the waves hit the rocks below. I could almost taste the salt in the air. I took a deep breath and opened my eyes.
"Don't do this." He stood beside me holding my wrist. But now, not even he could stop me.
"I can't take it anymore." I told him. "I have had all I can handle and it stops here."
"Bella, Love-" He pleaded.
"Don't call me Love. You left me remember. Shouldn't you have seen this comming?"
I took off my jacket and layed it on the bolder beside me.
"Put it back on and leave." He was despret. He shouldn't have left me like this. He should have known.
"I love...

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Renn and Jakes Life Chapter 27.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I have to get us out, away from Forks. The memory of Jacob is still here, hurting me to the core. His funeral was short, sad, and a memory I will try so hard to forget.

I stood by the ditch, dug in the reservation grave yard, clutching the tiny little baby in my arms. Jake's coffin was unusually big because he died in wolf form. His broken body a reminder of his death. There was no way to cover up the scars, no way to hide his tragic death. His warm body looked so unusually cold.

The whole time, Micha's green eyes gazed up at me, his warm ruddy skin presses against my chest. He looks so much...

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Gone Part 6

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry its been a while.
Hope you like it.
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I woke up in a limo with my boss next to me. “Are we on our way to Volterra?”

“Yes we are” The limo finally stopped. I got out and went to hotel room to clean myself up re-do my hair. I had to walk down a massive stage in a pair of heels. I doubted that I would maintain my balance. I managed to stay standing to my surprise. It all ended at last I expected to be shipped off to a different country now but I wasn’t. I was being taken to the Volturi. Of course they didn’t know that they were called the Volturi and that they were vampires. We...

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Letters from the dead Part 3

posted by CarlislesLover

Please comment. XX

I sat and waited for someone to come and take the note but no one did. I went down stairs to see if anyone had figured out who could have sent it. “Do you have any idea Carlisle?”

“No, sorry Edward”

“It’s ok” I wandered back up to my room. I went to get the note on the window but it wasn’t there. Someone had taken it whilst I went downstairs. Whoever this was quite clearly didn’t want to meet you. I decided I would go downstairs but not tell the others about it. Alice couldn’t see whoever was sending these notes so she wouldn’t have seen whoever took it....

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bree tanner part two (propa book)

posted by xroylex

"hulk mad" kevin bellowed "hulk...... SMASH!!!"
he leaped up to meet the car before it could brake grabbed the front bumper and flipped it over his head so that it struck the pavment upside down with a squreal of bending metal and shattering glass inside a women started screaming.

"oh man" diego said shacking his head he was pretty with dark dense curly black hair big wide eyes and really full lips but then who wasnt pretty ? even kevin and raouls morons were pretty. "kevin were supose to be laying low riley said-"
"riley said" kevin mimicked in a harsh soprano "get a spine diego riley is not...

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Borrowed lifes III

posted by Tatti

Cullens residence

It was quite an intensive arguing. Rosalie, Emmett and most of all - Jasper was absolutely sure that police detective appearance was a sign of threat while others were a bit calmer.
"If this really has nothing to do with us then why was she searching our house?" Jasper was extremely persistent. "We should move on immediately"
"She wasn't searching. She just look through magazines which were in an open place and opened a drawer. It could be a simple curiosity. She's a cop after all." - Edward tried to be rational
"And the place? Of all the possible choices she came in front of...

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The Family Throne Chapter 4

posted by daja625

Thanks for waiting and please comment and tell me what you think of my story.

Chapter 3
“This, this man” I said posing “this man is my long, long lost brother Jasper Swan” I said holding his hand. She came towards us and said so this is your lovely and beautiful Jasper” she said with a lovely smile that would make your heart pound with beauty.
“And this young man is? She said with her lovely smile again. I froze for a second hopping that but she didn’t, she looked at me with a questionable face.
“Well this is Edward my, my, my” I started stuttering. “Well?” she asked questionably....

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Alice and Jasper split Chapter 2

posted by d_s_a_c

How could he do this to me.I thought we would be together forever and rose she is like a sister to me for crying out loud if i fell like this god knows what Emmet is going through.I want to go and take his head of I just dont get it.

"Alice you are my best friend and you are my sister let me give some advice why dont you just talk to him scream at him do what you want to him or you can talk to me."
"I think I just want to be alone and dont let him come any where near because I might not be able to control myself."
"That is fine with me."
Alice goes in her room and does not talk to any one and she...

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Conversation part 8

posted by CarlislesLover

Hi guys heres part 8 at long last :)
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“Renee why are you so desperate to get to the Cullen’s?”

“Because she can remember Rosalie and maybe Rosalie can help her remember the others”

“Rosalie hates Bella I doubt she’ll help her”

“I don’t care I’m still taking her there”

“Mum I love Jacob no one else we don’t have to go to the Cullen’s”

“Bella honey you need to go to the Cullen’s and Jacob stop smiling because she loves you” I leant over to Jacob and kissed him not wanting to let go. He kissed back holding me tight against him. I don’t know how long we were...

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My Moon, My Man. Chapter 7

posted by AnonymousXXX

Chapter 7! Hope you like it. Please comment!

The darkness surrounding me made me feel defenseless. I was still able to hear and feel the rain but defenseless all the same.
I heard sniffing than hot breath on my skin. The next thing I heard surprised me the most. It was a soft gentle wine. Than it disappeared altogether I know I should be feeling scarred out of my wits right but I wasn’t. I felt calm oddly and … safe.
Next I heard footsteps great now that scares me.
“Alana can you hear me? You’re okay you’re safe now I’m going to get you out of here.” I was thankful to hear Ethan’s...

New Moon - Chapter 1 - Party (pages 20-23)

posted by 2468244

*by Sephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY

"Anyway, you don't irritate the Volturi," Edward went on, interrupting my reverie. "Not unless you want to die - or whatever it is we do." His voice was so calm, it amde him sound almost bored by the prospect.
My anger turned to horror. I took his marble face between my hands and held it very tightly.
"You must never, never, never think of anything like that again!" I said. "No matter what might ever happen to me, you are not allowed to hurt yourself!"
"I'll neve rput you in danger again, so it's a moot point."
"Put me in danger! I thought we'd...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Six)

posted by moolah

This is the dress Bella wore(don't worry-it'll be the same dare-she won't be wearing this for long)

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I was frickin’ mad. I could seduce Edward Cullen. It’s not really that hard. He’s a boy, for crying out loud. When I got home, Emmett was watching football screaming, “NO! YES! NO! YES! YES!!!!!” then he looked over at me, “Oh hey, heard you and Bella and Alice got in a fight.” “Yep.” I said. “But what do you care, you still like her.” “You will then, eventually.” He turned the TV off and put me on his lap. “Thanks,” I whispered. He smiled, “For what?” “Making me feel bet…” that’s when she walked in. Emmett looked over and took me...

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Hidden Love-Chapter Five

posted by Rose22882

The forest was a cold and scary place to be. Instead of going to the aboned house I found, I was spralwed acrooss the forest floor. The cullens were a strange family and I wanted to know about them. You would think that somebody who witnessed her parents being murderd would be afraid to find out who did it but I wasn't. I wanted to know what these creatures were. I had these weird dreams about them since I was six years old and know they came to me. I knew I was different, it didn't matter to me through. I rolled over on the cold floor and screamed. It was the only thing I could do. I relized...

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Conversation EPOV part 7

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry it's been ages since I posted this.
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We sat and did nothing for the best part of four hours. I didn’t know what to do. Nobody did. Suddenly Alice jumped up. “What Alice?” Jasper and I asked her at the same time. “I saw something. Well a flash”

“Of what?”

“Bella and Renee on the plane to forks”

“Really?”

“Yes. I saw them get off and then both futures disappeared”

“What do you think happened?”

“I’m not sure. I hope everything’s ok though”

“So do I” We then sat in silence for a while. All of us were waiting for Alice to jump up and see something again....

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Why...CH.5

posted by decullen

One year later
I knocked on the door ever so lightly.Seconds later all the Cullen`s were there and Tanya Edwards soon to be wife.I didn`t expect it.
"Ah"I screamed.Alice jumped on me.

"Bella,What happened to you?We all thought you were dead"Alice asked me.

"Well Victoria kidnapped me and said she was going to kill me but then I found out I was...ur... pregnant.She said she always wanted a child so she looked after me,I know Victoria looking after me.Anyway I give birth but I lost a lot of blood and I was about to die.When Victoria bit me and as you can see I am know a vampire."I said.Everyone gasped.I...

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Conversation part 7

posted by CarlislesLover

I'm sorry it's been so long since I last posted this story.

We were on the plane now travelling back to forks. I just wanted to lie down and rest back home. Not in forks. We both had tea on the plane and I slept for I little while. When I woke up my mum was just wheeling me off the plane. “How do you feel?”

“My back still hurts and I think it’s still bleeding”

“Ok once we get to Rosalie’s house we can have a doctor sort it out for you”

“Ok”

“Maybe you should go back to sleep for a while”

“I don’t want to” Just then a man I recognized came running up behind us. It was...

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Dear Diary Chapter 4

posted by Jessie-Louise

Dear Diary,

Something bad happened last night,I think i might be pregnant with Jacobs child.
I have to tell my parents.Maybe i will tell them tomorrow.. Yes tomorrow.
And i will just say that it wasn't meant to happen but i would like to keep my child.
I mean what bad can actually go on ,well my dad will shout thats for sure but he will soon get over it
... (gulp) I Hope.

Love Renesmee...x

It was the next day and i decided to tell my parents.

"Mom,Dad i need to tell you something"
"Ohh honey we need to tell you something too"
"Im Pregnant"me and mom said at the same time.
"WHAT!" i think its abit weird...