Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[SEVEN]
"So, are we clear on what to do?" Tabra asked.
"Yes I am," I was pretty sure I was anyways.
"Alright, we infiltrate there facility grounds, and once we are inside we pretend I'm the bad guy. I'll have a gun in the back of my pants, hidden by the jacket, and so will you. Once they buy my fake statement of being one of them again, I whip out the gun, release you while you pull out your gun, and we start shooting them until they are dead. Make sure you, and only you, kill the man you saw in the store. Will you know him once you see him again?"
"Yes." I knew I would.
"Good. Don't be afraid to pull the trigger, if they hold me down and put a gun to my head, listen to me and only me, got it?" I didn't like what he just said, but seeing how we had no other option except for waiting for a dead me, I nodded in agreement.
"Alright, let's go." He put a gun into the back of his pants and flipped the jacket he slung on over it, and I did the same.
We walked out of his door, and headed for the headquarters of the Death Clan of the Fallen.
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
_____________________
[SEVEN]
"So, are we clear on what to do?" Tabra asked.
"Yes I am," I was pretty sure I was anyways.
"Alright, we infiltrate there facility grounds, and once we are inside we pretend I'm the bad guy. I'll have a gun in the back of my pants, hidden by the jacket, and so will you. Once they buy my fake statement of being one of them again, I whip out the gun, release you while you pull out your gun, and we start shooting them until they are dead. Make sure you, and only you, kill the man you saw in the store. Will you know him once you see him again?"
"Yes." I knew I would.
"Good. Don't be afraid to pull the trigger, if they hold me down and put a gun to my head, listen to me and only me, got it?" I didn't like what he just said, but seeing how we had no other option except for waiting for a dead me, I nodded in agreement.
"Alright, let's go." He put a gun into the back of his pants and flipped the jacket he slung on over it, and I did the same.
We walked out of his door, and headed for the headquarters of the Death Clan of the Fallen.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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