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HuntYouDown: Yo.
Sadistic_Vamp: Yo?
HuntYouDown: Yeah. Some chick from Cuba was talking 2 me and teaching me to be fly. I fit right in.
Sadistic_Vamp: Yeah I'm sure you do.
HuntYouDown: Yeah. I've already been asked out by 3 ppl. Tho I'm sure 1 is a guy.
Sadistic_Vamp: That'll be awkward.
HuntYouDown: Nah. I'm sure he has a girl so we can double.
Sadistic_Vamp: o.o ohh I see then we can suck out their blood. smart.
HuntYouDown: No! You will not suck out BiGuy093's blood!
Sadistic_Vamp: Well that's an awkward name.
HuntYouDown: Oh well.
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StrongerThanYou: Hey mi peeps.
Sadistic_Vamp: Who keeps teach you guys these things?
StrongerThanYou: People. You're just jealous because we have friends.
Sadistic_Vamp: Yo. Peeps? I don't think I'm jealous.
StrongerThanYou: w/e we just cooler than you.
Sadistic_Vamp: What to say that again? I'm in a burning mood.
StrongerThanYou: At least I have friends!
Sadistic_Vamp: Oh is that right? Invite some and we'll see about that.
StrongerThanYou: Okay w/e
HuntYouDown: I'll inivite Bi!
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Jessie_: Oh... hey Mike.
BiGuy093: HuntYouDown... How are you? ;)
HuntYouDown: Hey... (: he taught me the smiley.
AngelaaWeb: Hey Stronger. Who are these people?
StrongerThanYou: That's my bro Demetri, sis Jane.
NessCullen: Wait a second...
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LittleLamb: Angela? Mike? Jessica? Nessie where did you meet them?
NessCullen: Oh. I met StrongerThanYou at a vamp chatroom. He invited me to this convo.
LittleLamb: Felix?
SparklingLion: Ness! What did you do?
HuntYouDown: Who are they?
LittleLamb: Demetri? Let me guess Jane and Alec are here too?
Sadistic_Vamp: Just me. Alec doesn't like it.
SparklingLion: Okay new convo. I'll invite. No humans.
MikeBoy: WTF?
SparklingLion: Okay pass is the country you guys are in.
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MikeBoy: What was that?
AngelaaWeb: That was Bella and Edward!
MikeBoy: Cullen? I had a chance to find out where she is!
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Jessie_: ...
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Jessie_: Fine then. I'm gone.
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BiGuy093: Where did you guys go o.o?
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AlecVolturi: Jane? Where are you?
BiGuy093: Hey Alec... ;D
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BiGuy093: 0.0 Guys he wasn't interested...
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Sadistic_Vamp: Hey.
HuntYouDown: Yo.
Sadistic_Vamp: Yo?
HuntYouDown: Yeah. Some chick from Cuba was talking 2 me and teaching me to be fly. I fit right in.
Sadistic_Vamp: Yeah I'm sure you do.
HuntYouDown: Yeah. I've already been asked out by 3 ppl. Tho I'm sure 1 is a guy.
Sadistic_Vamp: That'll be awkward.
HuntYouDown: Nah. I'm sure he has a girl so we can double.
Sadistic_Vamp: o.o ohh I see then we can suck out their blood. smart.
HuntYouDown: No! You will not suck out BiGuy093's blood!
Sadistic_Vamp: Well that's an awkward name.
HuntYouDown: Oh well.
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StrongerThanYou: Hey mi peeps.
Sadistic_Vamp: Who keeps teach you guys these things?
StrongerThanYou: People. You're just jealous because we have friends.
Sadistic_Vamp: Yo. Peeps? I don't think I'm jealous.
StrongerThanYou: w/e we just cooler than you.
Sadistic_Vamp: What to say that again? I'm in a burning mood.
StrongerThanYou: At least I have friends!
Sadistic_Vamp: Oh is that right? Invite some and we'll see about that.
StrongerThanYou: Okay w/e
HuntYouDown: I'll inivite Bi!
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Jessie_: Oh... hey Mike.
BiGuy093: HuntYouDown... How are you? ;)
HuntYouDown: Hey... (: he taught me the smiley.
AngelaaWeb: Hey Stronger. Who are these people?
StrongerThanYou: That's my bro Demetri, sis Jane.
NessCullen: Wait a second...
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LittleLamb: Angela? Mike? Jessica? Nessie where did you meet them?
NessCullen: Oh. I met StrongerThanYou at a vamp chatroom. He invited me to this convo.
LittleLamb: Felix?
SparklingLion: Ness! What did you do?
HuntYouDown: Who are they?
LittleLamb: Demetri? Let me guess Jane and Alec are here too?
Sadistic_Vamp: Just me. Alec doesn't like it.
SparklingLion: Okay new convo. I'll invite. No humans.
MikeBoy: WTF?
SparklingLion: Okay pass is the country you guys are in.
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MikeBoy: What was that?
AngelaaWeb: That was Bella and Edward!
MikeBoy: Cullen? I had a chance to find out where she is!
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Jessie_: Fine then. I'm gone.
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BiGuy093: Where did you guys go o.o?
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BiGuy093: Hey Alec... ;D
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This takes place after Edward and the rest of the Cullens leaves Bella in New Moon.Here are the characters.They have a lot of different names.Some of the names i mixed up.There are some vampires.Some names are my friends and family but that is the person's real name in the story.You can use these people as you or people you know.
Bella Swan a.k.a Demi Lovato,Alex Russo,and Alana Azel
Nicknames:Aly,Dems and some more
Bella is half vampire and half wizard.
Ashley Tisdale a.k.a Sharpay Russo
Ashley is a wizard.
Kevin Jonas is a vampire along with his three brothers.His brothers are Joe,Nick,and Frankie.
Selena Gomez a.k.a Emily Russo
Selena is a wizard.
Sonny Monroe is Demi Lovato in real life.
Sonny is a wizard.
There are going to be a few more parts.
Bella Swan a.k.a Demi Lovato,Alex Russo,and Alana Azel
Nicknames:Aly,Dems and some more
Bella is half vampire and half wizard.
Ashley Tisdale a.k.a Sharpay Russo
Ashley is a wizard.
Kevin Jonas is a vampire along with his three brothers.His brothers are Joe,Nick,and Frankie.
Selena Gomez a.k.a Emily Russo
Selena is a wizard.
Sonny Monroe is Demi Lovato in real life.
Sonny is a wizard.
There are going to be a few more parts.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
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9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
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10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link