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posted by twilight838199
Rosalie's POV

What was I THINKING, marrying EMMETT MCCARTY?! He is so… ARRRGGGGHHH!!! I was shaking with fury. Unfaithful bastard!

I have to get out of here. I don't want to be on the same continent as him right now, let alone in the same godforsaken house!

And so, as I usually did when I was upset, I grabbed my keys and my purse and headed out the door. I jumped into my beautiful red convertible, slammed the gearshift into the reverse position, and sped away from the house. If he wanted me, he was going to have to come after me.

It was a clear night, so I hit the button to let the top down. The automatic top was a new feature on this model. And it was ingenious. I had only had the car for a year—a gift from Emmett, actually, after the war ended and metals became more readily available. And I loved it.

Ever since I'd learned to drive—back in '37—I couldn't get enough of the open road. I had no idea what I had been missing when I was human. The freedom of driving was exhilarating, although the condition of the roads, poor as they were, was a drawback. I had heard that the United States government had a plan in progress to build large roads that would connect the States together. I couldn't wait. Imagine that—being able to drive from the East Coast to the West Coast all on a single road. It was nearly incomprehensible to me.

At least more roads are being paved now than when I was alive. I realized what I was thinking and laughed mentally. Who would have thought that the idea of concrete and asphalt could make me so happy?

I was much less angry when I got away from the little town roads and onto the larger paved road that stretched from here to the city located about 50 miles away. It was the middle of the night. All the humans had been home for at least 3 hours by now, so mine was the only vehicle on the road. I pushed the gas pedal to the floor, and before I knew it, I was going 65 miles per hour. With my hair whipping behind me in the wind, it felt incredible.

Not incredible enough for me to forgive Emmett though. I couldn't believe the way he had looked at that girl. He had wanted her.

He was my husband! He shouldn't want anyone but me! I was beautiful! I had never seen another being that could rival me in looks—and he still lusted after other women? Was he simply insatiable then?

Could he see me—be with me—and still find me wanting?

The thought made me want to cry, though I could not. I hated that he could make me feel this way—that he could reduce me to this state.

But it would not be the first time a man had rejected me. Even after my revenge—oh, how sweet it had been!—I couldn't help but remember. He could have been with me—could have had me for the rest of his life—but he… they… I shook my head, trying not to remember how it felt to lay there, waiting… praying to die.

Emmett. I was mad at Emmett. For fawning over than little harpy of a girl. She wasn't even that pretty by human standards.

I probably would have driven forever, fumed forever. Or at least to the city limits and back a couple of times, but suddenly, the car started handling strangely and making a fast, irregular sound.

Thu-thump, thu-thump, thu-thump…

Oh, no. THAT can't be good.

I pulled off the road and stopped the car. I had no idea what was wrong, but I could at least check to make sure nothing was smoking or leaking or clearly broken. I walked around the car, slowly, looking for anything obvious. When I reached the passenger-side rear tire, I saw that it was flat.

"No! No, no, no! This completely RUINS my getaway!" I exclaimed aloud, to myself and whatever gods might hear me. "I can't go home because I've been defeated by a piece of rubber! This is so unfair!"

And suddenly, I was genuinely mad again. Mad enough that I kicked the tire.

I realized as soon as my foot hit the rubber that it was a bad idea. The rear end of the vehicle shifted about a foot back toward the road, but the real indicator of a problem was the sound of metal bending.

Uh oh… But at least it didn't snap… right?

I bent down to see if I could locate where the sound had come from. I could see the piece of metal that held the wheel on was not straight—that the rear wheel and front wheel were no longer aligned with each other.

I just made it a lot worse, didn't I?

I knew I couldn't fix it, and that taking any more of my anger out on my convertible was going to result in me having to buy a new one. But I loved this thing. I didn't want a new one. I wanted this one, with its sparkling red paint, shiny chrome bumpers, sleek detail lines, and pristine white top.

Damn it!

I had to go home. And Emmett would hear that my convertible wasn't with me. I wasn't ready to go back yet. My pride was still black and blue with bruises. I wasn't ready to forgive him.

I took off running anyway, dwelling on how much I hated everything. I hated rubber. I hated tires. I hated tire companies. I hated that stupid, ugly girl in town. But most of all, I hated Emmett. I hated how he had looked at her. I hated how he made me feel.

But along with my anger, I thought of a solution. I could get Edward to show me how to fix the tire, and then I could just keep on driving! And then, if it ever happened again—God forbid—I would know what to do.

Yes! It was perfect!

Don't think about Emmett. Just talk to Edward. Don't think about Emmett. Just talk to Edward.

I was still repeating this mantra when I barged into the house and saw Emmett sitting on the couch, slumped over pitifully, resting his elbows on his knees, his forehead in his hands.

How dare he make himself into the victim here! UGH!

As soon as the door slammed behind me, he was there, in front of me.

"Rosalie! I am so sorr—" he started.

No way. You're not getting off that easy.

"DON'T. TALK TO ME," I said, glaring at him, and ran up the stairs to Edward's room.

---

I opened his door without knocking.

"Did you want to dance?" Edward asked, before I could think up exactly how to phrase my request.

What the hell…? "What?!"

"You burst in so excitedly—I thought you might be yearning to dance," he replied without looking up, but motioning to the record player with his hand. I heard the music now. Swing.

Yeah, because that is so what I'm in the mood for, I thought, sarcastically. I shook my head though, not allowing him to goad me any further. No. I need you to show me how to change a flat tire.

Edward looked up with this stupid surprised look on his face. He lifted his eyebrow at that thought. I rolled my eyes at him.

"Why?"he asked, puzzled.

I didn't want to explain—I didn't want Emmett to hear. So I showed Edward. My car on the side of the road. The flat tire. Getting frustrated and taking it on my poor vehicle.

"You shouldn't have kicked it," Edward said, trying to annoy me, I think.

"I realize that now," I replied, hearing the creaking noise again in my mind, and seeing how bent that metal bar had been.

"You made it about twenty times worse, you know."

"Yeah, I do know, thank you very much. Are you going to help me?" Or am I going to have to pick the damned thing up and run it back home?

He snorted at the thought. "Fine. Let's go."

---

It took us about 10 minutes to run back to the car. I guess I hadn't actually gone that far. But we were running in a straight line toward it. And roads never took the most direct routes.

When we finally arrived, Edward bent down to look at the bent metal rod.

"It's called the axle. It should be straight."

"I figured that much out on my own. How do you fix it?"

"You get a new axle—either from an old model or directly from Ford—then lift the car up, take this part of the car apart, replace the axle, then put the car back together."

"That sounds… complicated."

"It is. We can worry about all that later. But we should be able to make it drivable for now," he said, scooting himself underneath the car and bending the axle slowly back into place with his hands. "I guess vampire strength actually comes in handy once in a while," he joked.

"What about the tire?" I asked.

"We'll have to change it. It looks like you ran over a nail," he said, producing a nail from the rubber and giving it to me.

An entire automobile rendered useless by a tiny piece of metal.

He shrugged and added, "The spare tire is in the trunk."

I unlocked and opened the trunk. Edward took the extra tire out, along with a metal contraption.

"A jack," he said, lifting the metal instrument up. "You put it under the rim of the car, and then use this lever," he pointed, "to lift the car up."

"Why can't I just lift the car up with my hands?"

"One—you're going to need both hands to change the tire, and two—what if someone saw you? The jack isn't hard to use."

"Fine. Move over. I can do it."

"You do realize you might get dirt under your fingernails, right?" he added, patronizingly.

I glared at him. "Move."

He talked me through how to use the jack. It was pretty easy. It took a while, but it was easy. Once he pointed to the "lug nuts", and told me how the lever from the jack could also be used to loosen them, I did the rest on my own. It was pretty obvious: take the lug nuts off, take the tire off, put the new tire on, put the lug nuts back on, and then lower the car.

After I had the lug nuts tightened again, I cheated—lifting the car up and pulling the jack out from under it.

"Anxious to get home?" Edward asked, obviously referring to my fight with Emmett.

I shrugged and as an explanation thought, That was kind of fun.

Edward smiled at me. I smiled back.

Edward put the flat tire and jack back in the trunk as I got the car ready to go. When he got in, I pulled the car around and headed back toward home.

After a few minutes, Edward broke the silence. "You know, Rosalie—there are a lot of things about cars that really aren't too complicated. Things that need to be checked regularly, simple repairs. I could show you some of them, if you would like."

I looked over at him, confused. You're volunteering to spend time with me?

He shrugged one shoulder, still looking out the windshield, his face revealing nothing.

I smiled. "I'd like that," I answered, still a bit surprised. Do we actually have something in common?

He laughed. "Shocking, isn't it? After all this time, we have finally found a common interest? And it only took fourteen years!" He laughed again, shaking his head. "And automobiles, of all things! I never would have guessed it."

I couldn't help but laugh as well. It was pretty strange, I had to admit.

Edward and I spent the rest of the drive home in companionable silence. What a change. And thinking about that change made me think about how drastically my mood had changed since we left the house. And I realized why. It was fixing the car! It put me in a better mood, somehow. I was able to use my excess energy from being frustrated to repair the car, and now the frustration itself was just… gone! I need to change tires more often!

Suddenly realizing, yet again, that Edward could hear her—Why is that so hard to remember?—I added, verbally, "I think Emmett will be happy with my discovery."

He laughed. "Yeah?" he shrugged, pretending not to know what I was talking about.

Yeah. That innocent act is totally working on me, I thought sarcastically. You know as well as I do that he will be ecstatic.

He laughed again. "Yes, he will be," and after a moment he added quietly, "He wasn't attracted to her, you know. I heard him. He was just thirsty, like he said."

"I know," I sighed.

"You do?" he asked, shocked. "Then why…"

"I know now," I amended. "I wasn't thinking clearly before. I cannot think clearly when I'm like that. I don't care how many minds you have read, you do not know what it feels like to know you are being irrational, but not be able to stop. I needed some time to cool off. That is why I drive. It helps clear my mind—so I can think rationally."

He didn't say anything in response.

Wish me luck, I thought, as I pulled my car into the detached garage.

"You don't need it," he said matter-of-factly.

Maybe not. But I should. But when I turned around, Edward was no longer there. He still heard me though.

Emmett wasn't in the living room anymore, so I went upstairs. He was the first place I looked—in our room. He was sitting on the bed, legs out, crossed at the ankle in front of him, leaning his head back against the headboard. His fingers were combed into his curly hair, as though the only thing holding his head together was his own strength. I closed the door behind me. Emmett's eyes opened—they were a lot darker than I remembered them being earlier. He really was thirsty. I went over to the foot of the bed, and climbed onto it, but he wasn't moving. I crawled up toward him, until I was sitting on his lap, one leg on each side of him. My skirt had hiked up, revealing an indecent amount of my legs, but we were married, after all.

Emmett's eyes were watching my every move, so I gave him a little half smile, before taking his face between my hands and tilting it down, so I could reach his lips with mine. I felt his eyebrows shoot up when our lips made contact—he was surprised, and I didn't blame him—but that didn't stop me from kissing him long and deep. He didn't hesitate to kiss me back. His hands moved from his hair to my back, holding me to him.

God, he tastes good, and his lips are so… And the things he does with his tongue! I moaned, and broke the kiss, knowing I needed to talk to him before we continued.

"Mmm… I wasn't done yet," Emmett murmured, leaning forward to recapture my lips.

We kissed for a few more minutes before breaking apart, both of us breathing heavily.

"I love you, and I'm really sorry," Emmett said quickly.

"I'm sorry I got so mad at you—it was so stupid! I was already frustrated that they didn't have that blouse I wanted in my size, and then I saw you looking at her all longingly, and I just overreacted. I love you so much. I am so lucky to have you!" I exclaimed.

"I was just thirsty—I swear! Her blood just smelled better than anyone else's around. It could have been a guy just as easily. It wasn't her." He took my face between his hands. "I love you, and only you. You are so," he kissed me, "so," kiss, "so," kiss, "unbelievably beautiful," long kiss, "and so," kiss, "so," kiss, "incredibly," kiss, "Mmm… sexy." He kissed me slowly and deeply.

"I love you," I said, more tenderly this time. He started placing kisses down the side of my neck. But I wasn't done talking yet. "Emmett—wait a second."

"Why?" he breathed, between kisses.

"I need… ooooh…" he had pushed back the collar of my blouse, and was sucking lightly right on the spot where my neck connects to my shoulder. As soon as his lips moved, I could think again.

"Emmett! Stop it!"

He pulled away, a sexy pout on his lips. I grabbed his face and made him look at me.

"I just want to tell you something quickly, and then we can go right back to kissing," I qualified.

He perked up, "Promise?"

"YES, I promise," I said, getting exasperated. I wanted to get back to kissing, too, and he was wasting valuable time. He grinned right at me, and that smile always caused my insides to melt.

"Okay—what?"

What? What, what? What was he talking about? Damn that smile. Uhhh… oh, right… "I changed a tire."

His eyebrow went up. "And?" he asked, tugging at the back of my blouse, trying to un-tuck it.

"AND it was quite stress-relieving," I explained.

"And?" he asked again, not getting it. That might have had something to do with the fact that he was trying to undress me. I shivered, feeling the smooth material of my blouse slide against my lower back. I grabbed his hand, halting the wonderful sensation.

"And, you nitwit, will you listen to me, please? I'm going to need to fix the entire axle in a second here if you don't stop!" I exclaimed, annoyed.

"I'm sorry," Emmett rushed to say. Apparently he wanted to 'make up' as much as I did. "I'm really listening now."

I took a deep breath and started over, more directly this time. "I made a discovery tonight, Emmett. Fixing my car helped me to calm down and think clearly. That's why I'm back so soon. That's why I'm not upset with you anymore. I took out my negativity on the car."

"That's awesome! And I was the one who bought it for you!"

"Yes, and I'm glad you did," I said, deciding that was enough talking, and kissing him again, placing his hand back where I'd taken it from. He was quick to pick up where he left off. I shivered again, feeling his cool fingertips grazing the skin of my lower back.

We were having a lovely time kissing, until Emmett interrupted, trying to talk. "Rose?"

"Mmm?" I asked, sucking lightly on his earlobe. He shuddered, and I smiled.

"If you need to change any more tires, I have four on my Jeep. And I could talk to Edward and Carlisle—that would be eight more."

I pulled back and whacked Emmett on the shoulder. "What are you saying?" I asked, feigning offense.

"Uhhh… I was just thinking that…. Well… you can't change the same tire over and over again," he stuttered.

"Are you saying I'm temperamental?" I could practically see him sweating.

"No. No, no. I just… Ummm…" he stammered some more.

"Well?" I said, giving him a look that clearly meant, 'This had better be good.'

"I do a lot of stupid things that make you understandably frustrated, so you'll need something to take your frustration out on—that's all," he finally managed.

I beamed at him, "Good answer."

He grinned and grabbed me, flipping me onto my back. I let out a little squeal and Emmett laughed happily. He quickly un-tucked the front of my blouse and ran his fingertips across my bare tummy. My stomach muscles trembled under his touch.

We had scarcely begun kissing again when we heard, "I'm going to go for a run. I'll be back… later."

Edward.

And then we heard the front door close.

We both laughed, knowing we'd scared our poor brother off. I couldn't exactly blame him. I had no idea what was going on in Emmett's head, but it was probably worse than my thoughts. And I was thinking of all the many things I was going to do to my husband…
posted by VAMPirella1997
this part might not be so good, cos i'm kinda tired... let's see how it goes!
-VAMPirella XX

End of Part 6:
the stress and worry made us move even faster as we dashed round the house, informing our family we had to leave. Now. They scurried around, packing. I dashed back to my cottage to grab my clothes. i chucked them all in my suitcase, not bothering to fold in my rush. finally, we were all ready and i dashed back to the house.

Part 7:
I scurried to Edward's side, holding myself to his side. I was scared. Edward wrapped one of his arms around my waist, squeezing my tight to him. I buried...
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hey.okay two things ive got to do. first Bella and Edward are supposed to be inside the house not out it. Soz for the mistake :) and i apologise again because Carrie ann was trying to do what Stephanie Meyer did in breaking down with the house standing up and the game with the score.
second is, remember carrie anns in france and im not on after friday till september. anyway thanks.

The next day was the day that Nessie was bringing Cally and Kris to meet us. Alice was running around trying to make sure that the house was cleaner then the already spotless state it usually is in.
It was just before...
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"Twilight" has been selected to be the closing night event at this year's Old Pasadena Film Festival. The movie will be screened on Saturday, July 25th on the top level of the Schoolhouse Parking Garage located on the SW corner of Colorado Blvd. and Fair Oaks Ave (enter on Fair Oaks, Green, or Raymond). Chairs will be provided on a first-come, first-serve basis so you may want to bring your own lawn chairs or blankets. The movie will start at 9PM; admission is free.

The event is taking place as a part of the world's largest free outdoor movie festival, held every July at various locations throughout...
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posted by renesmeblack
Ok, as you know, Tanya and her clan had found Mark dying in the snow in Denali. What happened to Renesmee?



My eyes opened. I was covered in quilts, and the room was really warm. A strawberry-blonde woman knelt beside me. I saw her golden brown eyes and freaked out.
"You're one of the Cullens, aren't you?!" I asked, fearing for my life. The woman looked shocked.
"The Cullens? You know them? This is great news!" she said seriously. I recognized her voice. This woman was Tanya.
"Well, yeah, but-"
"They called me and said Renesmee was kidnapped. You haven't seen her by any chance, have you?"
I stammered....
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posted by Bella_Cullen902
Hey,

Sorry i haven't wrote in a while it's just that i think people dont like my stories and i dont want to write things for no reason.

I just think it's better this way and i might start again but dont count on it. i know you guys are gonna be mad but i dont think that i'm gonna write anymore cause i'm not any good:(

Sorry again!!


If you want you can give me ideas that you have and ill make a story for you but thats 'bout the only way that i'll be writing stories.

Sorry,
Bella_Cullen902
*~Sad and Sorry~*
*~Sad and Sorry~*
ok so i finally got this one done, the fight is next in edwards pov then the next chapter is the fight in bella's pov. this is dedicated to     
1twilight_lover for commenting first, same for this one, plz plz review, even if u dont like it, just lie to make me feel like people actually like it, lolz jk but plz review it really makes me happy. i will get the next one up by thursday in america. thanks to everyone who supported me while i was writing this, there are only 15 chapters, and they are all done, in a notebook, but im happy to post them on here. now read and be happy...this...
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Last one for today. ^_^


Jasper's Pov

"What's wrong Alice?"

Alice looked as if she were faint or something.

"Nothing is of the matter, I mean...nothing is...well
nothing is wrong okay?"

I really can't trust her sometimes, so I went to Edward.

"Edward, what is Alice thinking?"

"Why would I want to help you?! You tortured me once already!"

"Please! Just tell me what she is thinking!"

"I don't think I should tell them or should I? If someone is controllong Esme, where is this person-"

"Someone is controlling ESME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Edward shouted.

Then, everyone looked at Alice, Edward, and Esme's purple marking.
Edward's Pov

We were having a wonderful time at the party. We ate cake and we sang songs and
I was enjoying myself until I felt I needed to talk to Bella. Alice looked really worried. Her mind
said that she regreted keeping the secret from Bella. So I looked for Bella wondering,
what's the secret. The strangest thing was, where is Bella when this is her party? I searched everywhere
until I found the note"

I went to find out why Jasper is upset. I will be back soon.
-Bella

Now I started to realize why Alice regreted a secret and why Bella left. She wanted to know
where Jasper was and that Jasper was...
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posted by Bella11700
She opened her eyes WIDE and said,"What?" in a tired voice. I could tell she didn't want to wake up at 6:00 in the morning but then again I couldn't sleep at all.
"We need to go. Now."I said.
I picked up my hand,put it as far away from me as possible and pointed two fingers at the suitcase and i brought my arm back to my chest. The suitcase flew rather fast across the floor.
I looked at Susan. She had the most horrified look on her face than ever. But she wasn't looking at me she was looking at the suitcase. I told her "No there are no strings. I figuired that out the hard way."I said now looking...
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posted by AdaLove
I confuse Sunrise with
the Twilight
A Start Ends
an ending begins
She changed my life
my dead heartbeat
my frozen heart
She made them Hers
with her sweet flying heartbeat,
her honey gaze
she makes me love Her face
and the moonlight does not compare Her
I want her Forever
not to move on
to stay here, in the
Dead Moonlight
But I Can't
the sunrise came
and we have no choice back


P.S this time i tried as hard as i could!i work it from the morning!i hope you like it!it is a bit sad but it is the best i can do!
posted by Isabellaashley
EDWARD'S PEA COAT

''Everybody wants to know where his pea coat came from!'' exclaims the costumer. Unfortunately, it is a one-of-a-kind piece (er, sort of: three to four were made for filming purposes) which Chuck herself crafted after not being able to find the perfect one. ''We needed the right fit, [and] I couldn't find anything in the right shade of gray,'' she recalls. ''Catherine [Hardwicke, the director] is really big on back story for her characters and anything that can help that, even if it's in a texture or color of clothes.'' After considering ''probably 20 swatches,'' Chuck went with one from Mood Fabrics and based her final design on a combination of other styles of pea coats. In the end, his turned out as ''a classic shape with a modern twist.''
posted by AdaLove
Apart from the physiological differences with blood between a vampire and a human, blood is also important as the sole diet of a vampire. Whether animal or human blood it is important to consume it regularly; without it, they will weaken mentally and be less capable of rational thought and action.

We are told that blood varies massively in flavour. Emmett’s preference for "grizzly" and Edward’s for "mountain lion" (TW10) may be indicative of their hunting styles and personalities, but animals don’t really appeal to vampires. The "bigger the animal, usually the better it tastes. Predators...
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posted by demilovatirocks
The Couples


Edward and Bella


Alice and Jasper


Emmett and Rosalie


Carlisle and Esme


Ashley and Kevin


Sonny and Joe


Selena and Nick


Lily and Mitchell


The first chapter will be posted soon.


PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE CCCCCCOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEENNNNNTTTTT AAAAANNNNNDDDDD RRRRRAAAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please I know the trailor is long but it is finished.It had a lot of complications that I wanted to explain so you understood what was happening .Please tell me if you think it is good.
posted by demilovatirocks
These are the rest of the characters.

Lily Troscout a.k.a Lily Troscout

Jason Dolley,Jason Earle,and Mitchell Musso
Mitchell is with Lily.

David and Daniel Azel
Donna Azel is married to Chris Brown so she is Donna Brown.

Tiffany Thornton,Claire Thornton,and The Thornton Quints

Peter and Simon Azel

Ritchie and Marcia Thornton

The next one will be the family and friends.

I will make the next one really long.I wrote it in my book it is 3 pages but I am still not finished.

PLEASE COMMENT,RATE,AND GET PEOPLE TO READ AND DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Edward_lover101
Edward took me to Carlisle. He looked at me arm, took some x-rays and said it was a little brused from the blood being cut off, but I was going to be fine. Alice went to get my truck, i guess. The house felt empty. The only people that where here was Edward, Alice, Carlisle, And me. I guess the others where hunting or something. Edward took me back to my house. Charlie wouldn't be home until 7:00 p.m. It was 3:00 now. Edward took me up to my room. My copmuter was going nuts. I looked at my E-mails. Mostly frome my mother. But there was one from Jacob. I opend it. It said:

OH! Bella I'm soo...
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posted by Brown_x_Eyes
Emmett Cullen (born Emmett McCarty[4]) is Rosalie's husband, Carlisle and Esme's adopted son, and Edward, Alice, and Jasper's adoptive brother. Emmett is described as being tall, burly, extremely muscular, and, to most humans, the most intimidating of his adoptive siblings. He has slightly curly dark hair and dimpled cheeks.

Emmett was 20 and living in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, in 1935 when he was mauled by a bear. The injuries from the attack were severe and he was found by Rosalie, who had been hunting in the area at the time. Rosalie, who was reminded of her friend's baby having the same curls,...
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10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.


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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.



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posted by xxEmo92xx
A few hours later, I went downstairs to call up Alice and Daniella and tell them about Sam. I was dialling Alice's number when Sam started kissing me. He was like a magnet to me, I couldn't keep away. I kised him back and hung up my phone. We made our way back upstairs not a single second away from each other. "Wait, if this relationship continues, will we be able to have kids?" I asked in antitipation, biting down on my lip. "I'm not sure. Are you full or half?" I was thinking about his question slowly. "I'm not sure. My dad, Aro left when I was nine, and my little sister went off to Europe."...
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posted by CharmedVamp101
I rushed into my apartment and took a nice hot shower to relax. I had to be careful though because I didn't want to get my cast wet. Then I got out and I had to get the perfect outfit for my date tonight. It had been a long time since I'd thought or said that word. Date.
I put on a dress I designed and put together myself back in high school, which still fit. It was mid-thy length with a collar that shaped the breasts and 2 spaghetti straps on both sides. It was deep violet. I also put on silver strappy high heels. I put some diamonds on, they were my grandmother's. I grabbed my silver clutch...
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