Twilight Series Article: 13 things you can't say to the Cullens

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posted by Andressa_Weld

*Werewolves do it better!
*Lady gaga's clothes are better than Alice's clothes!
*Bella has a secretly crush on Rosalie!
*Jasper is a pedophile that's why he felt in love with Alice!
*Renesmee and Nahuel are a perfect couple
*Carlisle is gay!
*Esme has sex with Charlie every night!
*I think Felix is stronger than Emmett!
*Rosalie envies Tanya because of her beauty!
*Edward is in love with Leah!
*Rosalie thinks about Jacob while she's having sex with Emmett!
*Bella is getting wrinkly
*Aro is hotter than Edward!

Raissa_Sanches, 1TeamEdwardFan and 7 others like this

arianaggs hey they're awesome and funny most about rosalie and jacob lol

arianaggs oh and awesome pic they look awesome

Andressa_Weld thx!

twerdx24x1 Amazing!!!!! Love the picture great job!

Andressa_Weld thx dear!

opalrose most of them are funny some are sooooooooooooooo not!

Andressa_Weld well i'm sorry if u don't like it...

luvrob lame!

eclipselov HAHAAH!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!! SO NOT TRUE BUT FUNNY!!!

Andressa_Weld thx!

CourtneyGirl lol

JacobLuver13 lol that was hilarious and soooooo tru if you said that to the cullens you'd be shreds!!! hahahahaha renesmee and nahuel are the perfect couple please even Jacob would be helping ripping you hahaha!!!!!!

Andressa_Weld yeah!

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Sequel to Sunbreak, Chapter 1

posted by mrsblack_1089

Hope you like it! Chapter 2 is out and Chapter 3 is coming soon! xoxo mrsblack

"I just can't believe how big they are!" Emily cooned as she and I watched the twins sleeping. The blue-ish, green-ish light of the bonfire flickered across their faces where they lay on Jacob's lap, breathing steadily in and out.
I could never get over how breathtaking my two little children were. When Jennifer was sleeping she was more beautiful than any vampire. Her cheeks were a creamy russet color, with just a hint of pink in them. Her ebony black hair was in ringlets to her shoulders, and her eyes--when open--were...

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Kristen Stewart: "I Can't Wait to Get Pregnant!"

posted by ESME_LIBRA17

Kristen Stewart is itching to get her baby bump on—as her Twilight heroine Bella, of course!

During today's New Moon panel discussion at Comic-Con, K.Stew was asked which aspect of the upcoming films she was most looking forward to. "Uh, I can't wait to get pregnant," she said, giggling.

In on the joke, costar Robert Pattinson added, "I can't wait to perform the Caesarean!" The screeching 6,000-person crowd, of course, caught the reference to the gruesome birth that takes place in Breaking Dawn—which is still three movies away!

But the panel wasn't all about vampire spawn. Costar/werewolf...

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 13

posted by renesmeblack

... Hi! Okay, I know this took a while, so I'm giving you a reminder of what happened last chapter. Yay!...

End of Chapter 12:

Karrie squeaked. Jeffery turned to her.
"Mom!" She whispered. They both pulled at my arms to make me follow them. Bella and Edward ran with me. It seems as though the chidren had the speed of a vampire. Then they did something unexpected.
Karrie jumped in midair, along with Jeffery. In Karrie's place was a bronze colored wolf, and in Jeffery's a golden wolf. Bella gasped. I decided to shift as well. Now there was three wolves in the hallway. We all ran farther into the...

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WHAT DO YOU THINK MAKES EDWARD & BELLA: TRUE SOULMATES?

posted by Starwarschick18

EDWARD & BELLA AT THE PROM

What I think makes Edward & Bella soul mates is Bella's unwavering faith she puts in Edward's restraint to not kill her while she is still a human.

Edward as well as incredible love for Bella which in turn makes him perfect for her and she perfect for him. In every sense of the old saying: They cannot live without each other. This is is made plain in New Moon when Edward leaves Bella in order to protect her form him.

Bella becomes a literal zombie.Devastated by Edward's decision to leave her. One of my favorite quotes form New Moon is when Bella says to Edward: "I'd rather die than be with...

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Eternel Midnight Part 1

posted by VAMPirella1997

[Bella's POV]

"Bella!" I spun around automatically at the sound of my name. I recognized the speaker in an instant-Angela Weber. "Bella." She said again, but in recognition this time. "Bella, I know what you are." She was glaring at me, her voice barely more than a whisper, though she stood a good few feet from me. she knew i could hear."I know what you are. what they are. You put me in such danger." I knew what she meant: when she had sat beside Alice and Edward everyday at lunch in the cafeteria when we had gone to Forks' High School together. She continued to glare at me, then finally spoke...

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Sam Uley-The First Werewolf

posted by AdaLove

Sam was the first of the boys from the reservation to phase and become a werewolf. The first time he met Bella Swan, he said that the Cullens were not welcome at First Beach, which sparked the conversation leading Jacob Black to tell Bella about vampires and werewolves.

As the other boys on the reservation became werewolves one by one, Sam took on the role of Alpha and led them through their change and helped them become accustomed to their new life. To outsiders, it seemed as if he had started a cult. When Jacob became a werewolf, it was Sam who gave him the injunction (an absolute command...

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Twist of Fate: New Article SOON! I PROMISE!

posted by twilightGGlost

Dear Twist of Fate Fans,

THANK U GUYS ALL SOOOOOO MUCH! for all your comments and messages!...School is done for me and i got over the flu(NOT swine thank god!) so i have not been able to write lol. the next one will be out later today or at the latest Monday b/c i will be busy tomoro!...thanx for all the support....just_bella....renesmeblack...
VAMPirella1997...mcclare34..._madz_....
patrisha727 (the reason i wrote this message cuz shes getting ansty lmao)
..Bella_Cullen902...nataliespn...and to everyone who likes the story and who has commented!! thanx everyone!!

PS: Dinosteph if you read this cant wait for the writing competition!!!

PPS:sorry for the grammar cuz i wrote this reaalllllyyy quik!

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Some Twilight Lyrics

posted by mcs50

“Supermassive Black Hole”
Muse

Oh baby don't you know I suffer?
Oh baby can't you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretences
How long before you let me go?
Oooh...You set my soul alight
Oooh...You set my soul alight
(oooh...You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(oooh...You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
I thought I was a fool for no-one
Oh baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth
Oooh...You set my...

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New New Moon, 6

posted by renesmeblack

Okay. It took a little patience from my readers who were bummed when I said I'd quit writing this... But because you all liked it so much, I'm gonna give. Here's to chapter 6!
Now, I stopped in the middle of Jake spilling the beans on being a werewolf. But... I'M NOT CONTINUING THAT SCENE!!! It wasn't very good, anyways... Okay, getting ahead of myself here...
Here's Jacob as the pack arrives to Bella and Laurent's confrontation scene.
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Bella was talking to the leech. It seems as though she thought he was a friend. I grew angry when it was obvious the bloodsucker only thought...

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Renesmee and her big reveal to Jacob

posted by jaime-kataeff

Renesmee's POV

Why is it that when you know something has to be done that time goes faster?

I thought I still had 2hrs to think about how to talk to Jacob, but it seems that I now only have 10 minutes until the big reveal.

He'll be standing there looking beautiful, sexy and handsome with that gorgeous wolfy smile that seems to reach out and grab me, making me melt and tremble with desire, waiting for me in the car park. How am I going to tell him? should I just touch his cheek and show him or should I just say what's on my mind? I've never had any problems telling him what I thought.... But...

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Letters From Edward Chapter 1

posted by team_robward

Chapter 1.
The Catching:

I’d been dreading this day for a while now, kind of foolish I guess since everyone else was excited. Nervous about such a stupid little thing, this wasn’t exams or speaking in front of the class, it was writing a letter, a letter; to person I didn’t even know. Come on, I thought, just write it, send it, over, done, no more, okay.

Ah, I’d been thinking about it so long, I’d tuned out what Mrs. Anderson was saying. It was something along the lines of ‘choose, a name out of the box, write to them, so on, so on. So I didn’t really need to listen. Mia Kelly...

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Esme Cullen Story part 3

posted by Edward_Bella234

I hope you like this part. Dragging this part on and on is no fun. Vampirization will be the fun part to write!!! :P

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When we entered the house, I went straight for my room. My leg was killing me.
    “Esme,” my father called my name from the doorway. “Can I talk to you for a moment?”
    “Of course father” I replied as I moved my way onto the sofa.
    He came and sat across from me in the rocking chair never looking at my face.
    “What’s wrong?”...

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Chapter six

posted by Doopey

Hope you enjoy this :)... hopefully the next one will be up tonight.

Chapter Six

I dont know how long i was swimming for, but i finally reached land. I looked up out of the water to see if anyone was there. There wasnt. So i jumped out onto the dock and started walking into town.
I took my phone out of my pocket. Crap. Water damage. I should of thought about that before i jumped into the sea. Oh well.
I realised when i was on the outskirts of a town, that my eyes must be pitch black. I should not risk getting to near to humans.
There was a forest next to the town. So i headed into that. I found...

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Quotes 2

posted by brooki

this is true

Yahh!! This is actually really fun. Kinda challenging though. But fun!! So, here are some more quotes that I found for the Twilight Saga. Enjoy!

1. A good-bye is never painful unless you're never going to say hello again. (New Moon, here we go!)

2. I love thee, I love but thee with a love that shall not die till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old... (RANDOM. But I figured this symbolizes Bella when she knows she will always loves Edward, no matter the distance that seperates them)

3. Sometimes the memories are worth the pain. (Remebering Edward)

4. Hold my hand, just one more time, so I...

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Chapter two.

posted by Doopey

Hey ... i dont know what to call my story so if you have any good ideas write a comment and let me know please :D would be much appreciated :)

Chapter two

We ran into the front room where everyone was surrounding Alice. Jasper was next to her desperatly trying to bring her back from her vision. But her eyes were focused on something far away. After 5 seconds she came back to reality. Jasper was the first one to talk.
"Alice... please what did you see?" You could hear the desperation in his voice. But Alice just looked around the room. Then stopped and looked at me. At that moment i knew it was...

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Renn and Jakes life chapter 1.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

(This article contains some sexual reference)

I can't beleive it. Today is the day that I would vow to spend the rest of my life with the man I love. As I look in the mirror I feel my mother softly touch my red curls.

"You look beautiful Rennesme."

"Thanks mom." I say under my breath I can feel the tears comming on.

"Whats wrong honey?"

"Well I just never thought this day would come. I mean it came so fast. I'm just not sure I'm ready." I say strugling not to burst.

"Oh once you've said I do and you are sleeping with jake tonight you'll be happy." She said lightly as she laced up my dress.

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Sunrise Part 20

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Emmett-

Our camping trip was disastrous, in Rosalie's opinion.

I dunno why she always got so upset with the lack of electricity. I thought maybe it was a girl thing, but Bella, Alice, and Esme never really minded so much.

I think Ed went outta his way to make Rose mad. It was hilarious. He was offering her human food in front of the other hikers staying a few meters from us, so she couldn't refuse. By the time we had to go home, she was livid. Not to mention ready to toss his piano into a chipper-shredder.

She did, but the difference was that she crushed it in her hands first. He had to get...

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Sunrise Part 13

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Renesmee-

Eventually, we had to leave Isle Renesmee. It had been 3 weeks, and I really missed my mom and dad.

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As we boarded the plane, I flipped through the huge pile of snapshots I'd taken. I barely glanced at most of them before I placed it in the small square box.

I paused at one, and felt slightly irritated.

"You take pictures of me when I SLEEP?" I asked Jacob, slightly teasing.
"You're adorable when you sleep," he grinned.
"Idiot," I muttered, and hearing this, he started laughing.

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I wasn't sure how, but when we landed, we didn't head for the connection flight that we were supposed...

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my poem:bella and Renesmee

posted by bet-on-alice

When she first looked into her daughters dark chocolate eyes she felt love and happiness. The soft broze curls in her hair shot a feeling of hope in her body;that she was alive.She felt love for this little one.

A kind of love she had never felt before:of love and protection. The kind of love a mother feels.A love so passionate it hurt for her to feel.

The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.

Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt love and happiness forever.

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Vampires and Werewolves

posted by Renesmee-C-C

I drew this on the computer:D

I know and you know that Vampires and Werewolves are not real. But there are a select few who truly believe that Vamps and Werewolves are real and even some who believe they ARE Vampires and Werewolves. Many people on the internet say that they are Vampires and less that say they are Werewolves, but the thing is that the way these people actually start believing that they are Vampires is they say it so many times they convince themselves that they really are. Many of them start looking for signs of supernatural behavior like running faster and being stronger and even being able to have a power.......