Once again here i another list of 22 things emmett cullen is never allowed to do
1. emmett is not allowed to tell bella that the reason edward never had a boyfriend before her was he was gay
2. emmett is not allowed to dress as rosalie then tell the schools principle that hes family urges him to be more like rosalie
3. emmett is not allowed to run through the house dressed as superman then jump out the window
4.emmett is not allowed to tie jacob up and hold a sign saying free dog
5.emmett is not allowed to wear a cape to school that says i stole this from Aro Volturi on the back
6. shout free burgers at a L.A weight loss center
7. announce that Esme killed John.F.Kennedy thats why they moved to forks
8. emmett is not allowed to set Wal-mart on fire
9.emmett is not allowed to tell Aro that Caius is gay
10.emmett is not allowed to say that Carlisle robbed a bank
11. emmett is not allowed to tell people that Jasper is emo and cuts himself
12. emmett is not allowed to enroll the whole family including bella into therapy
13. emmett is not allowed to stalk Charlie
14. emmett is not allowed to run through school saying OH MY GOD HES HITTING ON ME!! pointing at jasper
15. emmett is not allowed to buy all the warewolves shock collars
16. emmett is not allowed to throw a grenade a jasper while yelling WORLD WAR 3!!!!!!!
17. Emmett is not allowed to pretend to be rosalie on a dating website
18. emmett is not allowed to randomly burst into tears about how horrible he feels about killing bella
19. emmett is not allowed to report carlisle as a suspected terrorist
20. emmett is not allowed to walk around school in a bear costume saying you are what you eat
21.emmett is not allowed to call the police and say he saw large guns in the back of edwards volvo
22. emmett is not allowed to politely inform jasper that the north won the war
1. emmett is not allowed to tell bella that the reason edward never had a boyfriend before her was he was gay
2. emmett is not allowed to dress as rosalie then tell the schools principle that hes family urges him to be more like rosalie
3. emmett is not allowed to run through the house dressed as superman then jump out the window
4.emmett is not allowed to tie jacob up and hold a sign saying free dog
5.emmett is not allowed to wear a cape to school that says i stole this from Aro Volturi on the back
6. shout free burgers at a L.A weight loss center
7. announce that Esme killed John.F.Kennedy thats why they moved to forks
8. emmett is not allowed to set Wal-mart on fire
9.emmett is not allowed to tell Aro that Caius is gay
10.emmett is not allowed to say that Carlisle robbed a bank
11. emmett is not allowed to tell people that Jasper is emo and cuts himself
12. emmett is not allowed to enroll the whole family including bella into therapy
13. emmett is not allowed to stalk Charlie
14. emmett is not allowed to run through school saying OH MY GOD HES HITTING ON ME!! pointing at jasper
15. emmett is not allowed to buy all the warewolves shock collars
16. emmett is not allowed to throw a grenade a jasper while yelling WORLD WAR 3!!!!!!!
17. Emmett is not allowed to pretend to be rosalie on a dating website
18. emmett is not allowed to randomly burst into tears about how horrible he feels about killing bella
19. emmett is not allowed to report carlisle as a suspected terrorist
20. emmett is not allowed to walk around school in a bear costume saying you are what you eat
21.emmett is not allowed to call the police and say he saw large guns in the back of edwards volvo
22. emmett is not allowed to politely inform jasper that the north won the war
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.