10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
Hey guys!!
So I kinda let the idea sit around for a couple days and now have a total of 7 people who would be interested in writing a piece for the contest.
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twilightGGlost
Edward_Bella234
_madz_
patrisha727
jamie_kataeff
Twilight597
dinosteph
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I am going to give this list another 24 hours and then tomorrow night I will post word limits, themes, and how judging is going to work. I'll let you know right now that we're going to keep it short, probably around 1500 words.
So I kinda let the idea sit around for a couple days and now have a total of 7 people who would be interested in writing a piece for the contest.
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twilightGGlost
Edward_Bella234
_madz_
patrisha727
jamie_kataeff
Twilight597
dinosteph
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I am going to give this list another 24 hours and then tomorrow night I will post word limits, themes, and how judging is going to work. I'll let you know right now that we're going to keep it short, probably around 1500 words.