1. You wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch you sleep.

2. He hates your dog, and all dogs for that matter.

3. He looks at you like you're somethig to eat.

4. He frequently tells you how nice you smell.

5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!

6. He stops a van from almost crushing you to death with his bear hands.

7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).

8. He calls you spider monkey and runs around with you on his back.

9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.

10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".