Enough With The Robert Pattinson-'Spider-Man' Rumors!
Posted 1/14/10 2:00 pm ET by Terri Schwartz in Movie News, Movies, Twilight Forever!
About nine months ago, Reelz Channel and some other popular film websites ran an article declaring Robert Pattinson would be replacing Tobey Maguire in the red and blue tights in "Spider-Man 4," quoting then director Sam Raimi as saying, "Robert is the future of the franchise." It was soon revealed that the April 1 post was nothing but a joke — a cruel joke — but in light of recent events, it can be assumed Reelz and the other sites are kicking themselves for how unfortunately they predicted the future.
Yes, my friends, the end is nigh, and Robert Pattinson could quite soon become your next young Peter Parker — or at least that is what many sites seem to be prognosticating since the news that Sony would be rebooting the franchise first spun its web.
Now, you may ask yourself, how did Sony possibly convince themselves that this could be a good idea. The answer may seem immediate: the "Twilight" fanbase. Rob would come into this being one of the hottest young bloods in Hollywood with a fanbase eager to pay millions to capture his every word. But, if the current rumors about "Spider-Man 4" being a prequel are correct, Rob would have to do the one thing he never could do for Summit or "Twilight" for this role: become buff.
Remember how he needed to have his abs added on by make-up because he couldn't do enough crunches at the gym in "New Moon" pre-production? Remember the very lack-luster sparkle scene in the middle of "Twilight," when all that was revealed was RPattz's chest was nothing to drool over? And then think back to the first "Spider-Man" film, with Toby Maguire's miraculous beefy transition after he was bit by a radioactive spider. Do you honestly think Rob could pull it off? Because it doesn't seem feasible based on the information provided to this blogger.
And then there are the tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny details that would make Robert completely unfit to play a young Peter Parker: too old, too tall, too gangly, too handsome, too sullen and definitely not witty enough to crack out fast one-liners. Because we are talking Peter Parker/Spider-Man in high school adolescence here (which I'm not sure how that's not just the first "Spider-Man" film, though that's food for a different post), not Peter Parker/Spider-Man after he's reached his prime in confidence and ability (aka after the mess that was "Spider-Man 3"). And I don't think RPattz is anywhere near smart-nerdy enough to pull it off.
Truth is, do you really want to see RPattz's body spandexed in the blue and red? Because I don't think it would be as pretty as it sounds. Let's just hope someone didn't dredge up that cruel April Fool's Joke from the bowels of the internet and give us all unjust cause for grief and tears.
Posted 1/14/10 2:00 pm ET by Terri Schwartz in Movie News, Movies, Twilight Forever!
About nine months ago, Reelz Channel and some other popular film websites ran an article declaring Robert Pattinson would be replacing Tobey Maguire in the red and blue tights in "Spider-Man 4," quoting then director Sam Raimi as saying, "Robert is the future of the franchise." It was soon revealed that the April 1 post was nothing but a joke — a cruel joke — but in light of recent events, it can be assumed Reelz and the other sites are kicking themselves for how unfortunately they predicted the future.
Yes, my friends, the end is nigh, and Robert Pattinson could quite soon become your next young Peter Parker — or at least that is what many sites seem to be prognosticating since the news that Sony would be rebooting the franchise first spun its web.
Now, you may ask yourself, how did Sony possibly convince themselves that this could be a good idea. The answer may seem immediate: the "Twilight" fanbase. Rob would come into this being one of the hottest young bloods in Hollywood with a fanbase eager to pay millions to capture his every word. But, if the current rumors about "Spider-Man 4" being a prequel are correct, Rob would have to do the one thing he never could do for Summit or "Twilight" for this role: become buff.
Remember how he needed to have his abs added on by make-up because he couldn't do enough crunches at the gym in "New Moon" pre-production? Remember the very lack-luster sparkle scene in the middle of "Twilight," when all that was revealed was RPattz's chest was nothing to drool over? And then think back to the first "Spider-Man" film, with Toby Maguire's miraculous beefy transition after he was bit by a radioactive spider. Do you honestly think Rob could pull it off? Because it doesn't seem feasible based on the information provided to this blogger.
And then there are the tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny details that would make Robert completely unfit to play a young Peter Parker: too old, too tall, too gangly, too handsome, too sullen and definitely not witty enough to crack out fast one-liners. Because we are talking Peter Parker/Spider-Man in high school adolescence here (which I'm not sure how that's not just the first "Spider-Man" film, though that's food for a different post), not Peter Parker/Spider-Man after he's reached his prime in confidence and ability (aka after the mess that was "Spider-Man 3"). And I don't think RPattz is anywhere near smart-nerdy enough to pull it off.
Truth is, do you really want to see RPattz's body spandexed in the blue and red? Because I don't think it would be as pretty as it sounds. Let's just hope someone didn't dredge up that cruel April Fool's Joke from the bowels of the internet and give us all unjust cause for grief and tears.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
YOu know what my friend Adriana I got her this awesome Chritmas preasent it is a Twilight shrit that I got a the Willowbrick Mall (Also Adriana is obsesed with Twlight)
thanks for reading im really new at this as some of guys can tell