Heyy guys, so I've got more awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga books or movies!
* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and werewolves is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy bear ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all love a space heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in books are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the wolves to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in love with a 110 year old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?
Move over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten by _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to bed early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the movies ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t punch him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On second thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in love with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and werewolves are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)
Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be more to come I assure you!
If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and comment if you liked ;)
Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and werewolves is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy bear ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all love a space heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in books are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the wolves to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in love with a 110 year old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?
Move over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten by _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to bed early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the movies ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t punch him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On second thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in love with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and werewolves are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)
Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be more to come I assure you!
If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and comment if you liked ;)
Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
i was in the car fast alseep. when Phil and Renee were in the front. i was going to meet my sister Bella and her husband Edward also Renessmen. i woke up "hey Karina were almost there" said Phil. I rolled my eyes. i saw a white house. i saw Bella and Edward there i got out of the car and ran to them "BELLA EDWARD!!!" i scream. i ran to them and gave them a hug. i saw a girl with brown hair "renessmen." i said "yes" she said i gave her a hug. "wow you're so grown up are you like 13 or what?" "i'm 17" she said "come one the rest are dying to see you" she said."hi hi" i said "AHHH KARINA" yelled Alice "hi" i gave them a hug
in the mood to be random again. *sighs*
I wrote a Article Last week on how Twilight found me, saying that the Cover did in fact haunt me.
but since i finally cave in and read. i realize that the Haunting is not over.
I'm Obsessed it's true, but this is turning scaryyyyy
I'm a disney fan okay, majorly and well..i was watching "101 Dalma.." you know, anyways, i was watching it to get my mind off of Twilight for once...
and something just jumped up in my face i thought i would share.
one of the Charaters is named Jasper.
the "Call" that the dogs do at night to send a message, is called
TWILIGHT Bark.
yeah...am i going insane? i think so..only i put in "21" with Jim surgess okay..and at the end of the movie he did something completely crazy he said a line from the Book.
"so, do i Dazzle you?"
I decided to turn off the TV and go to bed..sad thing is, the only thing i dream about is Edward.
should i be scared? O_______o
I wrote a Article Last week on how Twilight found me, saying that the Cover did in fact haunt me.
but since i finally cave in and read. i realize that the Haunting is not over.
I'm Obsessed it's true, but this is turning scaryyyyy
I'm a disney fan okay, majorly and well..i was watching "101 Dalma.." you know, anyways, i was watching it to get my mind off of Twilight for once...
and something just jumped up in my face i thought i would share.
one of the Charaters is named Jasper.
the "Call" that the dogs do at night to send a message, is called
TWILIGHT Bark.
yeah...am i going insane? i think so..only i put in "21" with Jim surgess okay..and at the end of the movie he did something completely crazy he said a line from the Book.
"so, do i Dazzle you?"
I decided to turn off the TV and go to bed..sad thing is, the only thing i dream about is Edward.
should i be scared? O_______o
Okay so I'm not one of those fans who wants the film to be exactly like the book-no offence to anyone- because I know thats just not going to happen.
But I was watching the new Twilight trailer and saw this:
Don't you think it's a little weird that all three cars are there, I thought the Cullens didn't want to bring any attention to themselves.Now I know all movies aren't like the books they're based on, Harry Potter is a great example of that. But I thought the Cullens wanting to keep themselves inconspicuous was an obvious fact that ran through the book.
I know other people have noticed changes in the movie too- like Bella having her jacket at the restaurant, and that they've changed the name of the restaurant.
I just wanted to know what other people felt about this. Either way I'm still going to see the movie, I can't wait. But does anyone think these changes will affect the experience?
But I was watching the new Twilight trailer and saw this:
Don't you think it's a little weird that all three cars are there, I thought the Cullens didn't want to bring any attention to themselves.Now I know all movies aren't like the books they're based on, Harry Potter is a great example of that. But I thought the Cullens wanting to keep themselves inconspicuous was an obvious fact that ran through the book.
I know other people have noticed changes in the movie too- like Bella having her jacket at the restaurant, and that they've changed the name of the restaurant.
I just wanted to know what other people felt about this. Either way I'm still going to see the movie, I can't wait. But does anyone think these changes will affect the experience?
So Like now EVERYONE in my school is reading twilight when I read it like before they even started to film the movie. So what what's my point? Well, my point is that before before Breaking Dawn came out, when some was reading the books it was like you would talk to them and you would talk like you've been friends forever when you've just meet the person. Now I see someone reading twilight and I eathier get tried of seeing them or get sick. Ok maybe not get sick but still you can't talk to the person like you used to talk to them, all enthusiastic and excited! And for me most of the time the real exciting stuff is in the movie and the people who read the books nowa days don't know alot stuff about the movie. I believe that the people on the fansites are the REAL CRAZY fans, because if you ask anybody else what Spunk Randsom means, they wouldn't know. Anyway i just feel like it's so not exciting anymore....