Twilight Series Article: Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!.... x

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Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!.... x

posted by AliceRoxx

Edward and Bella New Moon Poster ;)

Just some random phrases and sayings that seem to relate to Twilight these days..... x

You know your obsessed when you look at your boyfriend/husband and say 'Sparkle, Damn it, Sparkle!'

The strangest thing happened yesterday, I went out into the sun and I didn't sparkle :(

I never got my Hogwarts acceptance... So Forks here I come!

Edward will love me one day, he just doesn't know it yet... But Alice does!

I now have a different perceptive of Volvo drivers....

I officially have OTD [Obsessive Twilight Disorder], Carlisle diagnosed me ;)

Do you want me to provoke the Volturi and blame it on you?

Do that again and I will so give you a papercut infront of Jasper!

I'm feeling calm... Japser must be around ;)

Why can't Dr Cullen save us from the swine flu?

I got my Hogwarts acceptance and was just about to board the Hogwarts express when I got a phone call... Forks High School has a spare place!

Cedric Diggory didn't die, he went to party with the vampires!

So what if I'm in love with a fictionary vampire/werewolf? It's very common, you can Google it ;)

They say 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away', but if your doctor is Carlisle, screw the apple!

I hear a thunderstorm... Anyone wanna play baseball?

No Hogwarts acceptance, no Narnia in my wardrobe and no more single Cullens! What is there to live for anymore?

I'm going to watch Twilight; I don't have the strength to stay away from it anymore!

Warning: Reading Twilight may have side effects! (These include obsession/ depression/ false love/ false sense of reality etc) Consult a doctor if symptoms persist. Dr Cullen?

I say sleep tight... and do let a Cullen boy bite!

I say Peter Pan is so out! There’s only one boy I want sneaking into my room at night...

I'm looking for a boyfriend – Must be ice cold, immortal, strong, drink animal blood, sparkle in the sun and have the surname Cullen. Other needs not apply.

I'll be so excited when New Moon comes out even Jasper won’t be able to calm me!

If you say you hate Twilight I will La Push you off a cliff!

My favourite hobby is running after silver Volvo’s screaming ‘Bite me!’

I knew this guy called Bob. Bob said Edward and Jasper aren’t real. Now Bob needs a funeral.

I think I have a fever... Edward will be here in a min to cool me down...

I think I might go trick-a-treating in Forks next year... I hear there’s lots of eye candy...

Dear Santa, leave Edward under my tree before Rudolph gets hurt!

Meanwhile in the little town of Spoons...

My Fave Twilight Poster :D

I_Love_Cullen, groovychicklisa and 10 others like this

maja3322 Haha, that was SO good. I especially liked the Hogwarts/Narnia/single Cullen one :D

AliceRoxx Lol thank you I like that one too :D x

twilight_james love it!!!! im am SO looking at that everyday! and it can go up on a poster in my wall!

AliceRoxx Awww thank you x Lol :D

KathyHalliwell "No Hogwarts acceptance, no Narnia in my wardrobe and no more single Cullens! What is there to live for anymore?" Exactly my point!!! "I knew this guy called Bob. Bob said Edward and Jasper aren’t real. Now Bob needs a funeral." Poor Bob. Though he did deserve it. How dare he say bad things like that.

AliceRoxx Haha lol I'm so glad you enjoy them x I'll keep posting more every fortnight or so, so make sure you keep a look out? x :D

KathyHalliwell Of course :)

Milena96 This thing is very cool, like it!!!!!!!

Milena96 "I got my Hogwarts acceptance and was just about to board the Hogwarts express when I got a phone call... Forks High School has a spare place" Wish I'm that luck!!

AliceRoxx Haha I know totally x Imagine if that were... say Harry Potter? Lol Harry and Potter and Edward Cullen in a fight, now THAT would be hilarious! Whip his butt Edward! x

Milena96 Yep, that would be sooooo cool!!! heheh...... vampire and a wizard!!!!!

AliceRoxx Haha maybe Jacob would join in as well... Ooh vampire + wizard + werewolf = I'm likin' the sound of this! x

Renesmee_XD I say sleep tight... and do let a Cullen boy bite! Haha that was the best one ;L

AliceRoxx Thank you! That was a personal fave of mine too :) x

teamedwardgirl funny!!!!!!!!!!!i like it!!!!!!!!!!

Hellohoudini I bow to the the master!

WildCherryWolf I love these to absolute, cold vampire death, and yet to warm, fuzzy werewolf love. If that makes any trace of sense

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Twilight - Chapter 9 - Theory (pages 184-192)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 9 - THEORY

He was silent, staring straight ahead again. His face was bleak and cold.
"You're angry," I sighed. "I shouldn't have said anything."
"No," he said, but his tone was as hard as his face. "I'd rather know what you're thinking - even if what you're thinking is insane."
"So I'm wrong again?" I chalenged.
"That's not what I was referring to. 'It doesn't matter'!" he quoted, gritting his teeth together.
"I'm right?" I gasped.
"Does it matter?"
I took a deep breath.
"Not really." I paused. "But I am curious." My voice, at least, was composed.
He was...

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Moonlit Sun - Chapter2 (BD EPOV)

posted by Jameela

“I miss you already.” Bella whispered.

“I don’t need to leave. I can stay. . .” I don’t want to leave. I want to stay.

“Mmm...”

I pulled her face to mine and kissed her slowly, carefully. There was nothing in the world compared to the wonderful feeling of her soft, warm lips on mine. The warmth from her lips was spreading through my entire body. She pressed herself closer to me as I ran my fingers through her soft hair. And quite abruptly, she broke off. Of course, she had to breathe, I should allow that.

I stared into her beautiful face as she tried so catch her breath. Her...

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Breaking Dawn Part 5 [edwards point of view]

posted by BellaCullenHale

Renessemee Carlie Cullen

This is for my biggest fans, Jess531,prettystar,and stevie_leigh.thankyou all.

On the flight back home,Bella looking down.She looked worried but not about her.I can't get myself to beileve that she was pregnat.I was happy and worried about her.Happy that god has blessed us with the joy of haveing a baby and worried about it being half cold one as it grew in her body.I had heard legends from Gustavo about half mortal children.And how they ate its way out of te womb.Which didn't mean much to me then but now.....it was the most important thing in my life.Bella.Her safety.As it always had since...

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Kristen Stewart publicly confirms she has NOT left Michael Angarano for Rob Pattinson

posted by sunrise_90

That may be one of the most awkward headlines I've ever posted but, as someone who generally abhors gossip and does not confirm, deny, nor even discuss rumors, I am actually somewhat thrilled to pass on this "official" statement from Ms. Kristen Stewart.

The Twilight uberstar has FINALLY confirmed publicly (thank you Kristen!) what many of us in the industry have privately known for a long long time...she has NOT left longtime boyfriend Michael Angarano for her co-star Rob Pattinson.

Britain's Top of the Pops magazine asked Stewart if the rumors of her alleged romance with Pattinson were true....

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Russet Noon: The Unauthorized Sequel to Breaking Dawn

posted by russet-noon

Stephenie Meyer seems to have disappointed a lot of fans with her Breaking Dawn's "happily ever after." How many people actually believe that the Volturi are just gonna settle for that resolution and just gracefully walk away?

What is Renesmee going to do when she realizes she's only a half vampire, and she can't fit in with neither the humans nor the vampires? How will she react when mom and dad don't want to make her a full vampire? What if the Volturi were to offer her what the Cullens are denying her?

What if Bella realized that living forever as a vampire is not everything she imagined? What if the love triangle between Jacob, Bella and Edward were to end the alliance between the werewolves and the vampires?

If you're one of the many fans who is still thirsty for more of the Twilight Saga, check out www.russet-moon.com for the unauthorized sequel to Breaking Dawn.

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My Valentine Chapter 1

posted by dinosteph

I grumbled incoherently under my breath as I watched Edward put my other suitcase in the trunk. A suit case that I wasn't even allowed to pack or look in until we had reached our destination, wherever that was.
“Valentines Day” I spat quietly to myself, squinting as the sun slightly began to shine through the clouds. I looked down at my feet and started shuffling the snow around, pretending the cold wasn't bothering me.
“Don't worry, you'll love it!” Alice said behind me as she came out and sat beside me on the front step. I grumbled again....

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Chapter 18

posted by mrsblack_1089

I'm currently chained to my computer, typing like crazy to get Chapter 19 finished! hehe!!

The next morning I had my first morning sickness.
About noon, when I was feeling a little better, we checked in with Grandpa. He was expecting us. "What took so long?" he wondered. "Morning sickness," I groaned. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. He frowned. "Really? I would have thought you'd skip right over that..." He took my measurments for today and took an ultrasound. "You are about the size of an ordinary, healthy seven-months-pregnant woman, and the twins are healthy and developing perfectly....

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10 Harry Potter Things You Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters!

posted by Meg08

10 Harry Potter Things You Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters

1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.

2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.

3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.

4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.

5.) You shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.

6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.

7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.

8.) Edward is NOT Harry.

9.) Nor is Jacob.

10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.

(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)

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Twilight - Chapter 14 - Mind Over Matter (pages 305-311)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 14 - MIND OVER MATTER

A long minute passed. I listened, not sure if I'd heard the door close. Then Edward's cool arm was around me, under the covers, his lips at my ear.
"You are a terrible actress - I'd say that career path is out for you."
"Darn it," I muttered. My heart was crashing in my chest.
He hummed a melody I didn't recognize; it sounded like a lullaby.
He paused. "Should I sing you to sleep?"
"Right," I laughed. "Like I could sleep with you here!"
"You do it all the time," he reminded me.
"But I didn't know you were here," I replied icily.
"So...