Introduction
What if I told you I was a vampire and not the good kind, would you believe me? Of course not. You live in a world where vampires don’t exists. But for some reason, I exist. You must not let your friends nor your family see this book, it holds all my life secrets. Once you turn this page, and unravel my darkest moments, there’s no turning back. Be warned this story isn’t for the faint hearted.
What I tell you is the truth, nothing but the truth, but I don’t expect you to believe me, no one ever did. We are brought up in a world where vampires aren’t supposed to be real, but you my friend will understand that they do exist.
Now before you turn this page and enter the most darkest world, I must ask you again to keep this book a secret, if you don’t, well, lets just say ‘you’ll be begging for my forgiveness.’
You may now enter. If you dare.
What if I told you I was a vampire and not the good kind, would you believe me? Of course not. You live in a world where vampires don’t exists. But for some reason, I exist. You must not let your friends nor your family see this book, it holds all my life secrets. Once you turn this page, and unravel my darkest moments, there’s no turning back. Be warned this story isn’t for the faint hearted.
What I tell you is the truth, nothing but the truth, but I don’t expect you to believe me, no one ever did. We are brought up in a world where vampires aren’t supposed to be real, but you my friend will understand that they do exist.
Now before you turn this page and enter the most darkest world, I must ask you again to keep this book a secret, if you don’t, well, lets just say ‘you’ll be begging for my forgiveness.’
You may now enter. If you dare.
9: Send him love letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about kissing Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with you to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one more thing.... RUN!!!
Buff wolfman Alex Meraz (Paul) revealed at a Twilight convention this weekend that he may have played his role a bit too intensely during a run-in with lead heroine Kristen Stewart–
“I decided, all right, the Wolf Pack stay up all night looking for who’s killing people on the res, so we don’t sleep very much. So I thought it would be a great idea if I stayed up for 10 days straight.” What should have been a simple scene — a confrontation between Bella (Stewart) and the Wolf Pack — became, in Meraz’s mind, his “Brando moment.” Wanting to try something different, the actor played the scene overly aggressive: screaming, grabbing Stewart by the throat, hurtling his line at her.
“[Director] Chris Weitz comes off-set like, ‘Yeah, I like the energy Alex, but just take it down a little,’ ” Spencer chimed in: “Meanwhile the producers are freaking out back there.”
” ‘Cause nobody touches Kristen Stewart,” joked Meraz.
“I decided, all right, the Wolf Pack stay up all night looking for who’s killing people on the res, so we don’t sleep very much. So I thought it would be a great idea if I stayed up for 10 days straight.” What should have been a simple scene — a confrontation between Bella (Stewart) and the Wolf Pack — became, in Meraz’s mind, his “Brando moment.” Wanting to try something different, the actor played the scene overly aggressive: screaming, grabbing Stewart by the throat, hurtling his line at her.
“[Director] Chris Weitz comes off-set like, ‘Yeah, I like the energy Alex, but just take it down a little,’ ” Spencer chimed in: “Meanwhile the producers are freaking out back there.”
” ‘Cause nobody touches Kristen Stewart,” joked Meraz.
