When you really think about it, Twilight consists of 50% talk about how hot Edward is. 30% of the word "chagrin" and 20% other. Even my English teacher said that it's written at a 5th grade reading level, to which I completely agree. Bella and Edward aren't "in love" all they're experiencing is lust, obsession, infatuation. What good does Edward do to Bella? The whole time you hear about how perfect he is. It's easy to make a perfect character, anyone can do it. Besides, according to SMeyer, Bella is an "independent woman." Well, how is she independent? All of her decisions are based on Edward and how he would react to it. In New Moon, she puts her life in danger to see some form of Edward, you're trying to tell me she's independent? By the end of Twilight this girl is more than ready to give up her entire life (i.e college, and so forth) for some sparkling freak. Oh and don't get me started to SMeyer's "Well, my vampires are more scientifical" I wouldn't get on her case if she had never said that, but she did. How are sparkling vampires "scientifical"? They're ice cold ALL of the time. That doesn't fit. Everything absorbs body heat, even if it's an inatimant object. Pick up something, and hold it in your hand. Pretty soon,it's going to be at least at room temperature. How about how the vampire baby was concieved? That is NOT scientifical my friends. The number of chromosomes in a vampire's DNA is different than that of a human's. A baby can only be concieved if there are 46 chromosomes. Edward's DNA would have killed Bella's egg off because there wouldn't have been enough or too many chromosomes. Now all of you Twihards are going to tell me "OME stop being sooo MEAN! Edward is HAWT and these are the best books EVA!" Okay, I get it, you lack taste, but we can fix that. Pick up some QUALITY books and compare them to your "best books EVA!" And please, please stop comparing Twilight to Harry Potter. Harry Potter wins any day, hands down. Those books have a much more developed plot and people like them not because it has "sexi vampires!" But because it has lasting impressions on everyone and the protagonist is a courageous guy who really cares about people. Harry Potter appeals to EVERYONE not just to 12-18 year old girls. I bet you if Edward and Jacob weren't "hawt" the fanbase would be gone. And yes, I have read these books, and yes, I did like them for a while so I can actually rant about them. By the way, Bella's initials are BS, which is quite ironic. xD
