Twilight Series Article: Top Things You Should NEVER Do to Edward Cullen

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Top Things You Should NEVER Do to Edward Cullen

posted by stormyskyes08

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if you "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that you love him.
18. Ask him if you take a picture of him..will he show up.
19. Ask him to stand in front of a mirror.
20. Drive a van into him.
21. Ask him what his blood type is.
22. Jump off a cliff.
23. Put Bella in peril.
24. Ask him how old he is.
25. Run around screaming "The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming."
26. Tell him to change you.
27. Tell him that he is not the hottest vampire.

twillight-lover, sasie_katje88 and 14 others like this

stormyskyes08 I commented my own thing! Woot!!!

Lunatic #23 is uber dangerous.

jacob4ever57 these were OKAY

eliza_romanov 21. Ask him what his blood type is. Nice:)

cheergeek These are all things Bella does.

Lila856 LOLL!

kctjohnson I like #25 *LOL*

iamacullen haha 21 was my favorite!

w8ing4myedwrd i agree with cheergeek bella does most of this on a daily basis

alice_cullen_12 Bella does do this a lot! Edward doesn't get mad at her for it! The Volturi are coming, the Volturi are coming! That's my favorite! Numbers 1, 4, and 23 will get you horrifically massacred by 8 murderous vampires!

Darktimes104 #25 LOL :)

lysolwipe Good for you, you commented on your own status. Whoppee

toppuglover If I said # 27 I would be lying Lol!

twillight-lover I agree with alice_cullen_12

A good song.

posted by vampiress015

So, the other day I dug out my old CD's and found 'The Feelings Twelve Stops and Home', which I must confess has kind of been rejected since their latest album came out. So anyway, I thought 'why not put it on?'. So I did, only to realise that loads of the songs relate to the Twilight saga in their own little ways. However there was one song that was perfect, I even found a hidden track! And oh look at that, this album is now at the top of my CD pile again. Here's the song lyrics I metioned below, I've also included a link to a video on Youtube. Enjoy!

The Feeling- Blue Picadilly
I think this...

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Poem: To Know Her

posted by kctjohnson

I thought I'd post this poem and try to get constructive feedback ;)

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To Know Her

She is who I see and all that I see.
Every minute with her is a minute to know her.
What does she like? What makes her angry?
What makes her laugh like no other?

I watch her move and learn her moods.
Her needs, I read like a book unbound.
I study her eyes as they speak to me
When words aren’t enough, when they can’t be found.

Her joy is mine, her emotions move me.
To be what she wants is no arduous task.
To protect her and know her – that’s what I do
So I find it amusing when she would ask:

“How is it that you know me so well?
Sometimes it seems you can read my mind.”
“Nah,” I smile. “I just pay attention.”
I become what she wants and needs, by design.