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Sami's pov
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH" I all but yelled at my friends."Team Edward of Team Jacob " I was always asked "neither" I would answer "Team Jasper",then the would go on arguing about who's cuter Edward or Jacob.I ran home and into my room I tore down my twilight poster and ripped it to shredders.I thew out the remains and laid down on my bed "I wish they would just drop it and move on"I whispered to myself,but that's not going to happen with the movies coming out soon.
later that night
I laid down on my bed and looked at the clock it was 10:30 I rolled over and tried to get to sleep.I closed my eyes and waited for sleep.
I woke up and trudged to the shower.My eyes didn't open until I was dressed. I started brushing my hair and opened my eyes I dropped the brush and screamed at the top of my lungs "HOLY FLIPPING SHIT !!WHAT THE FUCK!!!". I looked like Kristen Stewart!!! I walked out of the room and down the stairs to see if Charlie was there.I let out a sigh of relief when I saw he had left.I ran back up stars and examined the face in the mirror ."Wow " I looked down at my outfit a lavender shirt and light pink capris an outfit that would make Alice proud I thought to myself.I slipped on some shoes and ran out the door to my car I grabbed my bag and got in my car."How do I get to school" I wondered to myself.I started the car and took my best guss.When I got there I saw his car .HOLY CRAP!!!I forgot Bella and Edward fall in love!!Now what do I do
Sami's pov
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH" I all but yelled at my friends."Team Edward of Team Jacob " I was always asked "neither" I would answer "Team Jasper",then the would go on arguing about who's cuter Edward or Jacob.I ran home and into my room I tore down my twilight poster and ripped it to shredders.I thew out the remains and laid down on my bed "I wish they would just drop it and move on"I whispered to myself,but that's not going to happen with the movies coming out soon.
later that night
I laid down on my bed and looked at the clock it was 10:30 I rolled over and tried to get to sleep.I closed my eyes and waited for sleep.
I woke up and trudged to the shower.My eyes didn't open until I was dressed. I started brushing my hair and opened my eyes I dropped the brush and screamed at the top of my lungs "HOLY FLIPPING SHIT !!WHAT THE FUCK!!!". I looked like Kristen Stewart!!! I walked out of the room and down the stairs to see if Charlie was there.I let out a sigh of relief when I saw he had left.I ran back up stars and examined the face in the mirror ."Wow " I looked down at my outfit a lavender shirt and light pink capris an outfit that would make Alice proud I thought to myself.I slipped on some shoes and ran out the door to my car I grabbed my bag and got in my car."How do I get to school" I wondered to myself.I started the car and took my best guss.When I got there I saw his car .HOLY CRAP!!!I forgot Bella and Edward fall in love!!Now what do I do
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks you why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks you where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.