So sorry I haven't been writting. Since I can't freakin talk, which is really annoying, I'm gunna write. Ps. my tonsels are swollen, thats why I can't talk.
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His eyes were stunning brown, familiar, comforting, home.
I smiled, something I haven't done much since my mom died, and also since I enternaly died. Though I felt alive.
"So your related to Alice? I thought she didn't have any family."
"She's my aunt. She never knew I ever exsited. But after I told her my name and my story she believed me."
"Oh. By the way, my name's Seth."
"Mary Alice Brandon. But please call me Mary."
"Mary."
I smile and laughed. Another thing I haven't done in awhile.
I turned my head to watch the sun dissapear, it seeming to melt into the water. A perfect sunset.
And I got to watch it with Seth.
I sighed.
"Something wrong?"
"Long story."
"I got time."
"Well, Alice wanted to know about my mom, her sister and I told her. Then Jasper came in thinking I hurt her, but I didn't.
"He got mad, and it brang up some, 'bad' memories of my past. So I ran. And here I am now talking to you."
"That doesn't sound too bad. Do you want me to come with you?"
He was so..... nice. It was different for me, but I liked it.
"Sure, you can come, I'll probably just get yelled at, again." I mumbled, getting off the log and jumping on the steep bank, so I was taller than him.
"Seth? You commin'?
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His eyes were stunning brown, familiar, comforting, home.
I smiled, something I haven't done much since my mom died, and also since I enternaly died. Though I felt alive.
"So your related to Alice? I thought she didn't have any family."
"She's my aunt. She never knew I ever exsited. But after I told her my name and my story she believed me."
"Oh. By the way, my name's Seth."
"Mary Alice Brandon. But please call me Mary."
"Mary."
I smile and laughed. Another thing I haven't done in awhile.
I turned my head to watch the sun dissapear, it seeming to melt into the water. A perfect sunset.
And I got to watch it with Seth.
I sighed.
"Something wrong?"
"Long story."
"I got time."
"Well, Alice wanted to know about my mom, her sister and I told her. Then Jasper came in thinking I hurt her, but I didn't.
"He got mad, and it brang up some, 'bad' memories of my past. So I ran. And here I am now talking to you."
"That doesn't sound too bad. Do you want me to come with you?"
He was so..... nice. It was different for me, but I liked it.
"Sure, you can come, I'll probably just get yelled at, again." I mumbled, getting off the log and jumping on the steep bank, so I was taller than him.
"Seth? You commin'?
Edward Cullen (born Edward Anthony Masen) was born on June 20, 1901 in Chicago, Illinois, and is frozen in his 17-year-old body. While dying of the Spanish influenza, he was changed into a vampire by Dr. Carlisle Cullen after Edward's mother, Elizabeth, begged him to save Edward as her dying wish. Edward only drinks animal blood and has the special ability to read minds, with the exception of Bella Swan's. He falls in love with Bella soon after she arrives in Forks. Edward knows that he could kill Bella easily, a fact that torments him so much that, in the book New Moon, he decides to leave Forks with his family so they won't be able to hurt her. He returns, however, because he realizes he cannot live without her. Edward marries Bella in Breaking Dawn and they have a child, Renesmee.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
